i think i hauve covid

he's really shitting his pants on main (diplomatic communications) because he didn't get his super special good boy prize, I never want to hear another story about participation trophies ever again

41-6? Really?

I think about public agencies posting on X often especially when Amber Alerts these days are going straight to a site where someone can and probably will comment "Grok, Put them in a bikini"

Need this one to start to be

can journalists stop fucking potential conflicts of interest

>looking for a new ai company logo >ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal >she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir” >contract for logo >its a butthole

The only thing this is missing is an Eric Adams cameo

Legitimately Funny to run into a "Bring back the gold standard, end the fed" person in this day and age

extremely cool info environment to tweet something and a half hour later once it’s riled everyone up to be like “no haha jk it’s the opposite actually”

This is my politics.

this isn’t even phoned in, even the college student who stayed up until the last second to finish an essay would say this deserves an F www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...

What happens when selling off office space with the idea that work from home is the future collides with a new executive staff who thinks ‘boots on the ground’ government counts as well when your ‘ground’ is a cubicle? I dunno, but I can tell you it’s Extremely Funny

Kathleen Kennedy is able to finally achieve what many grown men have been unable to do: Move on from Star Wars

It's cold. Plug your space heater directly into a wall outlet and avoid a fire.

Hahahahahahahahahaha www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/...

I have pre-approved passport

I just had a politics critique post hit the discover feed and looked at the signage, it all said Better Things Aren’t Possible and We’re All Fucked Huh that’s weird, anyway

what a legend lmao

As usual, the story here isn't about "divides" or cosmopolitan elites looking down on rural populations. It is about radicalization. This woman wants violent vengeance for things that did not happen.

“Why should I bother to learn about politics when people are using the constitution as toilet paper” Hold on I gotta ask my anarchist friends to stop giving me book recommendations about political theory, lemmie think on that

Two stories on reversals today - the hepatitis B trial in Guinea-Bissau was cancelled, and substance use and mental health funding in the US is being restored, officials say. Now it's time for breakfast.

Best part of this is being a public servant on the ground *and* still having an antagonistic relationship (from a union perspective) with a government headed by nominally progressive individuals, I don’t think you’ll ever permanently resolve that conflict!

Do you know what your roofer, home builder, or yard guy does on the weekends?

“Look we’re not gonna get better things until we get off of one or two parties and go against The Billionaire Class” Hey found your candidate wait where are you going

Just watched someone literally walk off a cliff with a +45 degree angle “Well I wanna look at what’s down there closer” Fam you not having a sense of self preservation frightens me

At some point the civil war doomposting feels like wishcasting for ‘at least I don’t have to really worry about *politics* anymore‘

“He’s gonna cancel the midterms” cool you can use your time dooming or not voting to read some stuff about how governments function

@sphealposting.bsky.social I enjoy your posts and made you a crossstitch inspired by racecar bed Spheal! (pattern refs below) 🏎🔵🏎

Good things can come true Hey @girmayzahilay.bsky.social what you doin

I’m still in awe a lot of this shit kicked off in Minnesota partially because one should-have-been-aborted fascism fanboy pretended at journalism and trended on social media, so we had to send in federal law enforcement.

My job in two memes:

the "angel wings" are foreshadowing

If I could talk to big corporations/landowners rather than getting stonewalled by fifty different LLCs in a trenchcoat that’d be fine

In Louisiana, a man drowned being chased by ICE agents. www.nola.com/news/crime_p...

what in the hell

Oh?

Are you fucking serious

“Hey so we took away all the automation at the facility you run for a few hours” TRAINING WHEELS OFF BABYYYY

This also goes for smaller Signal groups that say they are vetted by someone! If you don’t know every single person in that group personally, consider your communications in that group to be public. Act accordingly and don’t give any sensitive info you wouldn’t want someone unfriendly to read

It’s actually really liberating from the grip of paranoia to assume you’re being read or listened to and act accordingly. If you assume what you say is public, if you don’t want someone to see it or hear it, don’t say it or do it. But if you do say it, say it with your whole chest

Security folklore of the morning is that no one should share URLs on Signal because it exposes IP addresses and people should use QR codes instead. Please don’t do this! QR codes are much less secure. If you’re concerned about link security, turn off link previews which you can do in Signal settings

I can’t help but read these stories and (yes this is minor) get extremely pissed that USAJobs is such a tire fire

Silicosis is no joke and we should, probably, be a lot more regulated when it comes to engineered stone countertops www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...

It is the 107th anniversary of Boston's Great Molasses Flood, which, despite the delightful name, was a major industrial accident of the sort that explains why we have safety regulations and inspections.

If hotels make clear they're only grudgingly allowing furries to be there because they want our money but we're not actually welcome, we need to start telling them to fuck off and move on.

Huh. Again? Alright. At least you didn’t drill the tank, but I’ll have to check

Why is there a challenge coin with a bunch of Wisconsin sports-related logos on it? I And do the Packers, Brewers, and University of Wisonsin know their logos are being used for nazi participation trophies?

ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.