What is it like inside your head?

This Home Depot is across the street from a school and a park. It's a 10-minute walk from my house. I will never set foot in it again. Good job siding with the bad guys, @homedepotofficial.bsky.social

To anyone who needs information from me, regarding my business-- every question you've asked me is readily available on the fking website, maybe do a little research before wasting my time kthnxbai

Here's the Senate feed (no ads, unlike the YT stream, incredibly) www.senate.gov/legislative/...

Happy {Designated) Birthday #4 to my cat Slim aka Fat Girl Slim aka The Void aka Pooch

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Slim Is glad it’s skating season again #caturday

Evanston IL

"'Come up, O warriors! come up, O brothers! Tribesmen and herdsmen, maidens and mothers; The bondman's son and the bondman's daughter, The hewer of wood and the drawer of water, He that carries and he that brings, And set your foot on the neck of kings.'"

Introducing the One Fucking Guy Theory (🧵)

Don't even think about interacting with these criminals or their followers or bots. Block Block Blockity Block. Your mental health will thank you.

I'm sorry, none of it is cake, it's 4 inches of fondant and modeling chocolate

Hey Chicago and environs-- don't let the rain keep you away on Saturday. I literally went out yesterday and bought a yellow slicker.

If you’re Rip Van Winkle in 1979, take my advice: you absolutely CANNOT fall asleep in this spot. Don't do it, man.

Maybe I've become too thin-skinned about my town rejecting my art for their major holiday fair or maybe they should go fuck themselves.

Trump's done a lot of bad things, but ruining red baseball caps gotta be right up there.

The Cat is just sitting here flatly refusing to make me some tea.

I think about curb cuts all the time. Almost certainly, if this were a new idea Republicans would stop it because it makes public engagement possible for disabled people, and easier for everyone. I really feel like this is their metric--that making life easier is a bad thing.

Cinnamon rolls in the fridge for the overnight rise, but of course that means if I want them for "breakfast" I'll have to get up at 6 so they're done by 9. lol. shit.

God I hate doing chores

Describe your Bluesky account in one image

The "no matter what you're doing, you're doing it wrong" people are out in force this morning.

What is so complicated about "let me help you" and not having contempt for people who don't have the same life experience as you?

Maybe don't roast the last of the jalapenos for freezing (irony!) in the 90 degree heat.

It is /stupid/ hot (90, Chicago, Oct 2) and we've had six inches of rain in the past 3 months, but all in a single storm. Stupid climate change hoax.

Dear Amazon delivery-- leaving my package in the middle of the night next to a tree in the parkway is not the same as "delivered directly to resident."

My favorite "where are all the dead bodies" story is the disappeared dead from Waterloo who were apparently sold to Belgium for the new sugar process that required bone char. A /lot/ of bone char.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

Sorry no I have not fed the cat yet. Due to the Radical Left Democrat shutdown

To the tall paunchy neckbeard bro at the Apple Store in Old Orchard--turns out there IS a thing called a portable or remote charger and no I do not need a fucking GENERATOR to use it if there are no electrical outlets, you fucking agist, misogynist pig. I feel better now.

So the window guy at Home Depot pretty much Walter White.

Marshmallow treats a solid choice for breakfast because of [waves hands generally], correct?

It's the law

What in the world do people who don't have to do chores even do on Sundays.

Proper timeline cleanse, this one.

Half a week with my darling grandchild (16 mo)

“The evil of Sauron cannot be wholly cured, nor made as if it had not been“ Just thinking about this quote no reason

I love the part where my stressed out son (the baby is sick in the middle of the holidays) starts yelling at me basically bc I have to love him no matter what. Shana Tovah

Go update your LinkedIn settings.

What's the over-under on whether Drumpf told King Charles that he (Drmpf) was kind of a king too.

Just skipped the latest political podcast I usually listen to. I'm so proud of myself.

Made it all the way to 70 before being disappointed in my kid. What do I win.

So the thing about Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Kimmel is have they released the Epstein files yet?

Ten million souls, a single voice Responding to the call No matter what they do to us Tyrants always fall On this the history is quite clear Hope is the antidote to fear Ten thousand thousand marching here They cannot stop us all

Have some furry little books. They are looking at you, and they can also see the fascists.

I am anti-fascist. Was literally taught this in American public schools that this is the only acceptable attitude.

Quoting skeeting myself bc really

The kids are not alright but still, the kids are alright

This is now officially an anti-"conservative" (rolls eyes) stan account. tldr: Fuck Trump