Post your getaway vehicle

The enshittification continues: our local nonprofit composting service somehow transferred all operations to a FOR profit, commercial entity which reduced services and increased the price.

Lol love it when the guys come on here to explain what you meant by the thing that you just clearly stated. Gotta make sure the ladies know what we're talking about.

We couldn't even see our way to taco trucks on every corner, and Aotearoa has freaking CHEESE TRUCKS!????!!!!

For Ukraine today

People want art to cost the same as a picture cut out of a magazine stg

Hooboy, it's one of those don't-click-on-any-news-links mornings. I need some emergency puppies yall.

An advantage of being completely clueless about current celebs is that I can watch a new murder mystery and not know who the villain is because they're a known actor.

It sucks being the poor grandparent. They’re buying thousand dollar bonds and starting college funds and I’m buying presents at fcking Goodwill

My first mistake was sitting down and my second was allowing the cat to put the whammy on me and now I'm stuck.

Did people really not show up at doctor appts pre-mobile text to such an extent that now we have to get text reminders at a rate of 3 per day for two weeks prior to the appt? It's fucking annoying. And yes, I already pre-registered online the first time you asked.

Slightly increase a band Sly and the Extended Family Stone

Rover (jr) found it’s way into the garden should I be worried

Reinstalled the fence mural from the panels that blew down. there’s a new fence there but i attached the rescued panels to a different part of the remaining fence. I almost like it better!

You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.

Just encountered an "I entered this country the right way" [white] immigrant lady in the wild. (I am in the 97% Harris IL 9th, so this is worrying) Oh, and she was picking up the free municipal mulch, almost certainly collected by immigrants.

You know what would be cool? If the calendar app showed the day's weather report. (Please do not tell me about plug ins I am an old)

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Watched the Odyssey trailer, and I'm sorry, that whole story is woman after woman after woman telling Ody to Fix His Shit and then pwning him when he doesn't, and yet the only women in the trailer are weepy losers. Pass.

Fantastic

Dear god I hate chores. Someone come and do my chores.

Five dollar gas in Chicago. (Ignore the top “with car wash” price

I put all my sweaters away for the spring silly me.

In 50 yrs in the arts, I've this So Many Times. Rich dilettantes w a music degree and no talent "reinventing" [mad lib niche classical music genre] while the talented but unconnected/poor end up as uni adjuncts and church musicians (no shade on church musicians but it ain't the Nat'l Symphony)

I read a very compelling argument that when this weasel chewed through a cable and unexpectedly shut down the Large Hadron Collider’s 17-mile particle accelerator in April 2016, that’s when our reality went haywire. I have yet to hear a more persuasive explanation. Not even really joking.

Just went through 40 years of slides of my art, and I am impressed at myself both for the growth and development of my iconography, and also for my consistent use of Bible, Torah, and myth. Once I figure out how to digitize them I'll post them! (Any suggestions on good slide apps appreciated) #Art

Why does Apple Podcasts think I want "Now With Video" I don't want to watch video of people talking into mics how is this interesting? Plus why are you making podcasters put on street clothes, it seems cruel.

OK, foundation, it's your $$ you can do what you want but "we fund theater except not artists' fees" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #CrappyFunderPractices

Apparently my hospital has incorporated AI into its MyChart app, so now I need 3 versions of the same app-one for my history prior to this medical group, one for 2016 to 2025, and one for 2026 and forward.

So I was going to go vegan for dinner tonight but then I got this fab idea for a savory coffee-cake style cornbread with pepito crumble and Italian sausage with red pepper salsa. Anyway, you wish you were having dinner here. Unless you're vegan, sorry.

Slim doubling as a bookmarker. Happy Caturday!

Subtweet: Posters, you don't have to comment on charming observations about other countries with, "yah, America SUCKS" sometimes we get to just enjoy nice things. kthnxbai

I want to fire the client who lets C-GPT fuck w my work and you know what? I can't because I can't afford to lose the income. I am being forced into the appearance of approval for this fucking thing. And you know what? SHE'S NOT GETTING THE GRANTS ANYWAY. It isn't helping. I am so fucking angry rn.

My superpower is justifying being done for the day at 4.

My SIL just repaired a window, fixed a light socket, anchored my bookcases, cleaned out the drier vent, and hung the new slat blinds and if DD hadn't found him I'd have had to invent him. 💕

Lamb and cabbage tagine. My one-quart dutch oven has made me mad with power.

In an absolute frenzy of optimism, I have brought up all my shorts from the basement.

Want a little uplift every time you open this app? Follow the bird people, they will /always/ bring a smile to your face.

We should still have honest-to-god landlines not connected to any VOIP or internet, so that they don't go down when the power or the internet goes out.

Because of some arcane fucking formula, my millionaire ex-spouse is apparently eligible for social security spousal benefit, and I am not. I am ready to blow everything up right now. 🤯💣

I am happy to report that the grant my client had C-GPT completely rewrite (badly) was declined and maybe that'll learn her.

Important alert.

OK, it's definitely not the best adaptation, but I'm sorry, Dakota Johnson is the best Anne Elliot. (I just watched 4 versions in a row) Best Sir Walter: Giles. Hands down. Best Frederick: I dunno. Keep trying. Best Mary: All of them. Everyone /nails/ Mary

When I get a new follower

Took a minute, but here's one for the insanity that was last week

Mini M&Ms are better than regular M&Ms.

Maine. Seriously. Andreaformaine.com. Sign up for one of my virtual town halls. I’m more than happy to prove why I’m the best person to take on Susan Collins.

Love it! Same.

They need to get them out of there before the Old Ones raise their mighty limbs and pull them into the depths just saying