Me & Momo.

As a death penalty defense attorney, this ghastly spectacle has always bothered me.

Guillermo Del Toro may be the only person I'd be OK with remaking The Goonies.

This is a real choice after the ruling out the EU today...

It is shut the fuck up Friday, friends. Don't talk to cops! Even if you're a member of congress.

The buff wood-chopping lesbian from Instagram but instead it's way-upper-midwest lesbians that are absolutely ripped from shoveling snow.

Issac Chotiner got my cat to admit that she had actually been fed and was being melodramatic in hopes of getting fed again.

As temperatures drop, our phone lines light up with community members worried about stray and community cats. While it is wonderful that people care, rescues & shelters everywhere are at capacity. However, there are simple ways you can help outdoor cats stay safe and warm this winter.

Terrible day at the wheel. 4 lumps of clay, 2 small pots. I couldn't even center the 2 that didn't work out. The Fuck-It Bucket definitely got fed today.

It's that time of year

Agree! No idea what my walk-out song would be. I can't tell if it should be some high-energy rock song... Or if I should strike fear in the hearts of OC with an epic orchestral piece like "O Fortuna".

Yeah, I just looked at the list of actors in the new audio books and I have a long list of actors I now have zero respect for.

Best. Comic. Ever.

Dream blunt rotation.

This is true.

Next year is the 60th anniversary of Miranda and I can't wait. If y'all think I'm always telling you not to talk cops, just you wait until next year. All day, every day. Just me, being your Auncle, telling you to take your meds and not talk to cops.

For the love of Miranda v. Arizona... Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Immediately and completely.

The carabiner.

This is so fundamentally fucked up because people shouldn't have to *buy* helathcare. Just... give people healthcare.

somebody brought this up once in the context of Florida voters in 2000 and it fucked me up so much just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people

Aurora Borealis shining down in Dallas. Can you picture that?

The first word in the new @travisbaldree.bsky.social book is "fuck", and I think that is beautiful.

Musk: i reada da frankenstein Mary Shelley: motherfucker Shelley: you better not get this one wrong Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good! Shelley: MOTHER Shelley: FUCKER

Pelosi has a lot of positions I disagree with, and I would not call myself a fan; but as far as keeping the party in lockstep when the chips were down, we shall not look upon her like again

Every weekend, the same thing happens. I have things I want to work on, but Momo snuggles up in my lap and then, next thing I know, it's Monday. Cuddling with a warm, purring kitty is a great way to spend a weekend. But I have chores!

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

SNOW.

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

My hearing loss is becoming more concerning. I can't tell if I heard knocking at the door or not. It's not safe if I can't heat those things.

I want to do a collab project with another artist. Anyone wanna team up with a me and my wonky pots?

WE HAVE THE SAME NAME.

A new "shut the fuck up friday" just dropped.

if you can, offer people some grace today, some have not been rehearsing this moment since livejournal

Boo and Momo, respectively.

me watching the great british bake off

#cats 🐾 ❤️ 🐾😸

Wait. He covered the nazi tattoo with a different, also white supremacist, tattoo? Is that what I'm hearing?

My client is presumed innocent unless and until the government proves, beyond a reasonable doubt, that she is guilty of each and every element of each offense charged! Also, she's super adorable. Please find her not guilty.

Sarah McLachlan released ‘Fumbling Towards Ecstasy’ 32 years ago on October 22, 1993 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/smclachlanFTE

This. All of this.

I have to very quickly learn how to winterize my house, while being out of town the night it gets well below freezing. This week is going to be a really tough one.

Today of all days, please listen to you ol' Auncle Max and STFU. Don't make me come represent you because you talked when you shouldn't have.

Do I believe blocking government accounts somehow secrets away my online identity or history from the US government here or elsewhere? Be serious. I'm doing so because I don't want any part of the propaganda machine directly injected into my feed.

You know what to do.

I admit to watching Kong x Godzilla: A New Empire multiple times. But only the ASL version.

I'm not sure that some people know that thebpic on the right is exactly what the voice actor Erika Iishi looks like. They are beautiful and wonderful. It feels incredibly disrespectful to talk about how the character looks without talking about the person the character model is based on.

If dems were half as cool as the GOP threatens, this would be such a wonderful country.

I love these lesbians.

Momo is going to the vet.