with the advent of 67, 68 has really become the loneliest number. it now exists forever surrounded by the two funniest numbers ever recorded in human history, but will always be just 1 away from greatness

made the mistake of scrolling my linkedin feed when my tolerance was low and got flashbanged by corpo speak

okay i think we're starting to circle the drain on video essay topics

gonna rip Cyberpunk for the first time (what?? yes, it's true.) I hope it is a good game because I hear it's a good game and I like to have fun :)

so much talk about the so-called "millenial urge," yet deafening silence about the all-too-real millenial demiurge

im going to become batman but the only villains i get off the streets are the animals who drive those mufflerless cars with the straight pipe exhaust mod and rev their engine 10ft from my building

im pogging (positive)

im pogging (negative)

in football, everybody wins as long as they're having fun :)

99% of discourse online is really just "oh fuck: the worst person you know just made a terrible point"

compelled to draw my Wizard Cowboy girl Sloane for Curse of Strahd before she is potentially Killed Badly by vampires!!

2025 was pretty rough. a lot of previous years' fruit that died on the vine, a lot of hurl-inducing momentum shifts, a lot of flying too close to the ground, and so, so much dental pain

new year new game!! My friend @aimeehyndman.bsky.social and I just released our debut game through @beakandclawpress.bsky.social! Introducing Adventuring Party Builder, a collaborative tarot-based card game for building characters together in session zero of any high fantasy TTRPG campaign ⚔️

on the balcony bent over grabbing my ankles gaping it waiting for someone to shoot a firework right up my ass

its still 9pm on the west coast and I haven't taken a shower since last year

This is the first year in maybe a decade I've drawn enough to fill one of these out (even if some are just quick little sketchies) and I am genuinely so excited I could cry!!! I also decided to earnestly try out traditional art this year and really feel like it clicked with me in a big way

yeah i have ADHD. A Desire to Have Dice

social media these days is either logging in to find out 20 new "once-in-lifetime" events dropped in the 4 hours you've been asleep, or finding out everyone you hate has (on camera) been punched extremely physically and with considerable force, and nothing in-between

2025: "things may look dystopian now, but I'll never compromise my morals!" Year 12 of the Eternal Dynasty of our Wise Lord and Leader, Conqueror of Super America, Tublard Johnson Jr: "the only way I can afford to keep my left arm is to put my stool consistency on polymarket and bet against solid"

sheesh, my Betterhelp wrapped is telling me I'm in the top 0.2% of people with daddy issues

certain things should be easier

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

does anyone in LA have a draft night hookup? ive never gone before but I want to play more magic and apparently you can just rock up and Do it

ive kind of had it lately with learning that companies are companies

it's the time of the mime

the AMD ad spots during the game awards shouldn't be so disorienting, but it's like, how dare you interrupt my commercials with commercials

miss piggy should not know about discord

ill listen to verner hurts hog say anything at all for any reason

*sees any demon* oh is that donny diablo from the diablo series?

BILMURI MENTION OKAaaaAAY......

BREAKING NEWS: Geoff Keighley is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

www.instagram.com/reel/DQ0EKfV... I can't tell if I love or hate this Toronto-ben thing, I mean I think I hate it but I can't stop watching this guy's videos

I'm... haven a rough one y'all... if you see me in the wild please be nice to me

more like back to life grips send tweet

hope everyone is enjoying this day

I lib it out, take it deeper just to throw it away

been libbing out too much lately, going to have a nice quiet, evening of libbing in tonight

whoever does dropout.tv casting I have the perfect guy for the next season of d20's unsleeping city. his name is zohran mamdani and he became mayor of new york city

oh good my 10,000,000 fake votes for zohran mamdani worked

if there was a streaming setup awards, I'd vote this guy "most cursed"

when the youtuber I go to for career/interview advice takes 5 minutes at the end of the video to say "we are heading into unprecedented times. something big is coming, sooner rather than later, and you're going to have to look yourself hard in the mirror and ask 'how can I navigate this?'"

We are raising funds to help out @begroom.bsky.social and his wife tonight after they've dealt with a very hard time with MG. Please come join us in spreading some positivity into their lives. Brenden does so much for the indie games space; we want to give that kindness back❤️ www.twitch.tv/seamoosi

i think if a game has a good story, that's pretty awesome

Weapons (2025)

Every tweet from Canada reads like this

a good bat that don’t break and fly off when you swinging

congratulations to japan for their world series win

this is the best thing a will smith has done in a long time