You can at least understand why Trump is closing the Kennedy center; Basically it was close the center or have: “Ted Nugent, live at the Trump/Kennedy Center, July 2026 to…the foreseeable future! um, well let’s just say he’s in residence”

Seriously, it seems like every town got slammed and just gave up on plowing sidewalks. https://www.universalhub.com/2026/maybe-next-storm-city-can-concentrate-just-tad-more-crosswalks

#monsterdon Man this had me scared for a moment, then I realized it was two different posts. 😂

From @willmckinley over on BlueSky: “SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: https://archive.org/details/sctv-season-1 S2: https://archive.org/details/sctv-season-2 S3 […]

Welp, someone over on BlueSky topped it: Remember, Catherine O’Hara won’t see you posting Cheesecake pictures of her and having that be how someone finds out she died, but I guarantee John Candy will show it to her and she’d bust up laughing over it. 😂

With all the Epstein stuff making the rounds one thing I’m continually reminded of is that I wonder if we can even find a Hell deep enough for these fuckers that would be Justice. But we should definitely try.

Mike Osterholm on the passing of public health legend William Foege: “At 6-feet 7-inches, he was a towering giant. And yet when he was in the room, he made everybody feel bigger than him. That was one of his gifts.”

Wow, imagine finding out Catherine O’Hara died from your weather app. (My wife had just told me like 5 minutes before so I almost didn’t have to imagine it. Thanks CARROT weather. 😬😂

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I have done ~basically nothing~ using the new AI features in iWork, and I'm already at 14% of my usage limit for the month, apparently. I think I used the slide creator a couple times, and generated an image or two? I already pay for OpenAI separately, too […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Well that tears it, I’m definitely not going to any more of Hillary Clinton’s comedy shows

This one took me a second. Then I laughed. Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy" he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back "So which one are you?"

So I’m cooling my heels in my Dr. office waiting for my shingles booster (45m past my appointment time & counting!) - this woman who works here just walked by dressed like she’s going straight clubbing after work & I am here for it, looks good. 😂 She’s also one of the few staff masking so 🤘

😂😂 Love it. https://stefanbohacek.online/@stefan/115978509278562670

Alright fediverse devs, I figured out how we can fix mansplaining. https://static.stefanbohacek.com/mansplaining/ #fediverse #socialmedia #design #uxui #mansplaining

BREAKING: Sony Pictured announces: “Morbius” will be RE-RELEASED in theaters worldwide starting Friday January 30th!! Showings will be held in cinemas previously showing “Melania” When asked for comment, theater owners representatives said “JFC maybe this can get some actual ticket sales”

Ok, looks like i actually have to bomb into Boston, this should be “fun”

Not mad about the snow. Am mad that my fitness tracker band's battery died 20 minutes into shoveling today. It has ONE JOB. 😠

Since the storm started, my wife has been keeping the birdfeeders loaded and I’m looking outside & I see literally ROUND birds - they’ve been HAMMERING the feeders. I’m amazed a couple of these can still fly 😂

Apparently Timothy Doyle, a well known Marvel artist has been making some Anti-ICE art using The Punisher, Wolverine and Ghost Rider. (h/t to https://bsky.app/profile/roterote.bsky.social)

Not gonna lie, I was kinda suprised the massive snowstorm missed Arisia this year; it’s happened a BUNCH of times. https://wandering.shop/@arisia/115958250441332083

Ahh snowstorms. We shoveled the driveway out an hour & a half ago and you can’t even tell. Our little cat Mr “lemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeout!” Has declined to even come to the front door after getting a look outside, not even all the birds swarming the freshly filled feeders could convince him otherwise

Boosting this thread with an addition to stop non-Black people yet again being fuckshits in Kim's mentions: Even when they're not rushing to the front lines, 1) Black people STILL show up for and support other communities FAR more than is reciprocated for them, 2) the front lines often come to […]

It’s starting in #BrocktonMA https://toot.boston/@knizer/115956377548715549

It’s starting in #springhill #SomervilleMA #mawx

“No," said Ivan firmly. "He is not. He is merely rather quiet. It's not the same thing at all. You don't want to see what he's like pissed.” By: “What does he look like, pissed?" Ivan:"Identical to what he looks like the rest of the time. That's the scary […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

#mawx #boston Top off your gas tank. Charge up your power bank. fill empty space in your fridge, with water jugs or similar. Have you got matches by the candles and fresh batteries in your flashlight(s)? Anything on a porch that doesn't want to be covered in snow for a while? If you're cold […]

Yep the squirrels here in Mass know Shits About To Get Real

In which a) hilarious and b) what the fuck does Twitter need “starter packs” for anyways? Like…everyone who’s joining Twitter is on there, man. It’s all downhill from here. You literally got passed by threads. Twitter: we’re coming up with new features like free revenge porn and starter […]

see, this thing was annoying as shit, but at least it actually worked

It’s funny; every time I see an article about “AI” giving something up, it’s always something like; “AI failure results in false arrests” or “AI glitches remove funding for school lunch program” And it’s never “Flaw in AI results in unhoused people getting housing”

Oh Sinner man, where will you run to All on that day See sinner man Mountains are falling Sinner man The sea it rages Run to the mountain The mountain won't hide you Run to the sea The sea will not have you All on that day https://youtu.be/x4mR1gKKSQ4

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Via @delilahsdawson.bsky.social “Look, I'm going to tell you a secret. If you buy an e-book while it's on sale, you never have to read it. If you have $2 to spare & want to help that particular author, you can just chuck the book into the oubliette of your TBR. Every sale helps. The author will […]

6. Why are you running the clothes dryer when you could drip dry your clothes on, say, a drying rack in your bedroom to boost humidity? Running a dryer is expensive and it shoots all the beautiful wet, warm air outside. At least put your socks on a drying rack, can you tell the difference after […]

I thought “X” was a rediculous name; “W” is equally rediculous. Secondly the “must verify” and “must use your legal name/ID” means this thing is DOA. All IMO ofc. What should they have used? Websites Fuck having any kind of govt run social media. Just have accounts that point you the […]

Solar Cat quietly efficiently absorbing energy from the Sun.

Amazingly, having put a rider at the end of my business voicemail that says: “if this is an unsolicited call, or a follow up to a unsolicited sales email, please save us both the time and hang up and do not leave a message” Has actually decreased the number of BS spam voicemails. ‼️

If I ever became an evil world-class movie level hacker, my first hack would be one that caused the”mute” button to only actually mute sounds randomly. The chaos! Muahahhahahahahhahha!

Can’t believe no one posted this here yet

Me: *looking out for several inches of snow in my driveway and choosing my layers of clothing like I’m getting ready to go outside in “The Long Dark”*

If there’s solid confirmation that this unhinged exchange between Trump and Norway is true, I think the Nobel committee should just announce that Donald Trump has been preemptively disqualified for all future consideration of any Nobel prize. It might be enough of a push…that might be the day. 🤞

My Traditional MLK Day post:

Was cleaning up my images folder and ran across this piece by Eran Fowler:

I’ve seen a few breathless “BlueSky gave ICE.gov a _verified_ account!!” Posts on here, so lemme try and clear things up a little: Personally, I think Bluesky should’ve left things with self verification, like the way the Fediverse handles things, but this is not them publicly approving of ICE […]

Was just reminded that I needed to kick in some more money to the BlackSky stuff. Considering the money I’ve kicked in for great Mastodon clients and instances, the work Rudy and others are doing is well worth the same! https://mastodon.sandwich.net/@Sharksonaplane/114997406135382238

If, like me, you love seeing all the good Rudy Fraser is doing and the joy bubbling from the launch of the BlackSky PDS and, as another non-Black person, want to support it, you can share or subscribe to contribute to the project here! https://opencollective.com/blacksky#category-CONTRIBUTE Do […]

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When talking about DRAM please don't use the term "shortage", call it what it is: price manipulation. Shortages are when things you want to buy cannot be bought anywhere, but DDR5 memory kits are widely available. There's hundreds of different types in stock at online retailers. I've yet to see […]

My god, this is Getty #photojournalist John Abernathy. He wrote on instagram “I was tackled by #ICE agents & surrounded by about 50 #border #police. Just for taking photos. I tossed my camera to another Photographer to make sure it wouldn't be confiscated […] [Original post on masto.ai]