I just paid $17 for the most mid salad of my life. I deserve to be euthanized. Honeygrow, you WILL be dealt with.

💪🏻💪🏻

One (of an infinite amount) of the social media things I hate, especially on video based platforms, is people filming their feet as they walk. Like, who cares? I can’t see where you’re going.

"If you strive for excellence in your work, be aware that AI by definition strives for mediocrity" -a policy webinar presenter who just became my new favorite person.

Still posting skircles? Showing you only interact with one body type and race? In this economy? In the year of our lord 2026?

I’m so sorry, citizens of the UK, but I cannot take the word “arse” seriously.

I think my dreams have featured blocks. Too much Pokopia, methinks.

Meant to hit the “…” button to mute someone, but accidentally unfollowed, and I’m like….Divine Intervention

Love seeing oomfs talk publicly (both positively and negatively) about another person I follow. Especially when I’m not invested either way. 🍿

78°F in my apartment 🥵

illiteracy leaves you at the mercy of having to trust what everyone else claims to be true. a fate of exploitation under the capitalist system.

this is incredibly horrifying

New glasses photo doing more numbers than when I’ve posted n*des…not mad at the attention, but gentle reminder that you can’t control where the posts go

I’m skeeting today on near five hours of sleep. I feel like this is the equivalent of skeeting under the influence. SUI.

*glares in sleepy*

Bsky automoderation really said, “oh, you wanted to complain about me flagging harmless photos? Now I’m not flagging ANYTHING.” RIP to the gays scrolling in public.

I don’t Kink Shame, but I do Kink Question.

I love when he gets into his House bag youtu.be/0Gz_aJJVA3c?...

New glasses ruveal

I wanna move to Philly

Caked Up! On the Battlefield

Not now Jameela

WHO is seeing Shen Yun in the year of our lord 2026?

How I arrived on Bluesky (during the invitation phase)

Pokopia releases at midnight tonight, but I don’t think I’ll be able to even dive into it until the weekend. F’s in chat, please.

I can’t help that I’m a nosy little bitch

Girlbossed too close to the sun yesterday, so I’m minding my business and nursing my wounds today. 😓

I’m one (1) lobotomy away from being a well adjusted individual.

We were too hard on Fergie. Her National Anthem rendition was high camp. Plus, that song sucks and so does America, so like, why did we all really care? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Who up pulling their oil?

For better or worse, I’m an energy-matcher, so if I’m putting in effort to maintain a relationship, romantic or platonic, and I don’t get that same energy back, I’ll match their energy and just move when they move. We’re all on borrowed time, and I’m not wasting it trying to get blood from a stone 🤷🏻‍♂️

Getting Tapas and then grocery shopping* *samples and shopping at Costco

boots that's my ego boost

Wait, you’re telling me a Chicken Tikka’d this Masala?

Saw the eye doctor and was diagnosed with a stigma ‘tism. 🤗

The problem with reducing my social media presence down to like less than 3 sites/apps is that it’s less places to see naked men 😞

–– how your email finds me

happy wednesday

Honestly our societal downfall was making truth paywalled while lies are absolutely free.

Going to bed thinking about bottoms 🥰

play w ur pp instead of watching the state of the union

Today feels like Thursday which is making this Tuesday extremely more unbearable.

Finished “Homo Action Love Story!” by @benjimnn.bsky.social last night, and loved it. As someone who devoured Rachel Reid’s “Game Changers” series last month, it was refreshing to read a queer male story written by a queer man. Great storytelling, and intriguing characters/arcs. Highly recommend!

Phones are notoriously full of germs, and it’s all I can think about every time I see one of y’all put it in your mouth to take your flex photos 🤢

Snow higher than him

The times may be unprecedented, but this ass isn’t

Making little gains. I’ve never been more dedicated.

I feel badly for Canada. I’ll cons-hole the men’s hockey team, if they need 🫂