Trying to read more this year 🤓 fable.co/mg-586684833...

🚨POP CUKTURE SHEMERGENCY🚨 Slayyyter finally announced the album

It doesn’t matter if it’s the most beautiful penis in the word, my dick won’t twitch if there is a toilet in the photo 🙂‍↔️ doubly so if the subject is sitting on the toilet.

These zits on my face from new face products are industry plants

I’ve worked out now for the past 2 weeks, and all I’ve gotten is tired and no model body 🫩

Freshly showered and getting into clean sheets is at least top 3 feelings in the world

My beard grows in very red, so if anyone would like to utilize me to fulfill their “Kiss a Ginger” celebration today, I gladly volunteer 💋

This is art.

Why is there so much protein in everything now?? The farts y’all are gonna be farting 🥴

“What if I flop??” My dear, what if you eat???

Literally the most comfortable creature in the universe.

This post was inspired by one of the dancers in Robyn’s video 😮‍💨 youtu.be/VhxIcmhydos?...

Maybe it’s my undiagnosed ADD/ADHD, but I cannot fathom how runners can run for hours. Mentally, I just don’t think I have it in me.

this has been and always will be a zara larsson fan page 😤 fuck 🧊

Sex is cool. 😎👍🏼

Organized religion has fucked up this world.

The most succinct articulation of this point I’ve seen.

New Robyn has me bopping and also a little h*rny?

I'M COMING FAST SO GUIDE ME IN JUST HIT ME UP AND TALK TO ME, WORK UP A VIBE SOMETIMES I GET SO LONELY SO, BABY, WON'T YOU TALK TO ME TILL I'VE ARRIVED?

on the fence about giving up my career and life goals to just fuck shit up for a few years there's only so much dissonance and rage i can live with

Men in assless chaps and briefs is always the vibe

Fuck Kristi Noem. I hope she enjoys the smell of burning plastic as she’s roasted alive in hell for eternity.

Put all ICE agents in a prison and let them rot.

Y’all really like to look gift horses in the mouth, huh 🤨

Digidestined before a big battle

Me to me reacting to a reaction in Snapchat

2006 > 2016 > 2026 Aka thinning hair over time

A little obsessed with a southern fagcent

“Stand Up” by Ludacris being used in a diapers commercial?? Capitalism is so fucking stupid.

I always feel uninspired to post on social media when I’m having a good brain day 😕

I don’t care if someone is doing the wildest thing you’ve ever seen, it’s still very creepy to take a picture of a stranger without their consent and post it online.

I don’t have a praise kink but I LOVE being validated

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Today’s a practice day, right?

Trying to post/reply on the skyline without an emoji/gif more in 2026

Bop of the day youtu.be/WHGyqHsVmns?...

Can someone come put me out of my misery? I’ll give pole/hole beforehand. 🫩😴

I do not have a 5-day work week in me 😣

Nothing pisses me off more than a bad movie than 2 bad movies in one night 😡

Fuck every fucker that voted for that sack of shit. Fuck him. Fuck this administration.

Sometimes I just think about your dicks and/or butts and smile

Was hoping to get horny drunk tonight, but instead I just got tired drunk 😔

Reading Rachel Reid’s books are making me want to bottom more in 2026 🤭

Glasses and stud earrings and/or a hoop nose ring or septum piercing…..yeah that’s heavily my shit 😍😍🥵

Finished Heated Rivalry (the book). Thoroughly enjoyed it. Made me love the show more; the actors did such a good job telegraphing the thoughts in the scenes. I will say the Russian scene in ep. 5 is much better in the show than the book. Anyway I’m melting.

When I was 17, I was admitted to the hospital for severe abdominal pain which turned out to be pancreatitis: an illness that 45 year old alcoholics get, not 17 yo’s who had never drank alcohol ever. 8 days in the hospital, no eating, pain meds on lock, still no idea what caused it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I was walking around the Whitney Museum, and Cynthia Nixon and her family were near me walking through one of the exhibitions. I let her be since she was out with her kids and wife.