What. The. Actual. Fuck. Corporations can VOTE now?! www.youtube.com/shorts/IKS1-...

Vision Zero is when you refuse to see what's right in front of your eyes.

Go heckle him.

Just a normal morning in our police state

Alan Greenspan got to skate thru the best of times and helped create the worst of times. Maybe. I'm not an economist

If Dove adds anymore shrinkflation there's going to be a tunnel straight through my soap

Yesterday during a game, this perimenopausal woman made a comment about cooperating only if we let her win. I thought she was just being stupid/joking around. Nope. She threw a fit when my team got a little ahead and both our teams lost, anyway. All for a $1.00 ribbon. 🤢 🤮

I really wish my mom would stop making me guess if they want me to come up today or next Sunday

Right before I woke up, Hilary Clinton said to the priest from MASH, "Stick to flying, Padre." We were in an elevator?

Get the official Peter Parker Wrist Jizz Bucket this July at your local AMC theater!

Turns out that despite loving both coffee AND sarsaparilla, I don't like them in the same drink together.

1997 Mazda MX-5 Miata M-Edition 5-Speed

Whoever created this log file format of month + day + year + hour, etc should have their keyboard taken away. And why are there 8 million 3 line log files??

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Got my tax refund check even tho the IRS wrote me a letter claiming Trump won't let them write checks anymore. Suck shit through a tube, loser

1957 BMW Isetta 300

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

America's Self-Appointed Bathroom Panty Inspector™ made a funny and now my whole world no longer makes sense to me

Whom amongst us hasn't hidden in the back of a CrossFit class and barely done the workout

@indydpw.bsky.social parking in a bike lane in a yellow-curbed no parking zone so they can go to the credit union. NEAT!

We're all staring out the window, right?

My self-narrating coworker is out, so it's a good morning to recharge my noise-canceling headphones ☺️😇

ANOTHER ONE?! mirrorindy.org/dc-blox-data...

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Some heroes don't wear capes

PSA: You do not have to announce to your coworkers the weather or about your commute first thing in the morning

Me right before I lose at chess:

I'm not voting for some daddy's boy millionaire carpet-bagger

Because of course he did.

Walking home from the Woodruff Place Fleamarket wilting in the sun like Mersault on the beach only to discover that it's just now 81 degrees

How do people survive walking this slowly?

All you really need to understand the new He-Man movie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeA...

He-Man was a fun movie. Pretty long at 132 minutes, but they kept things moving along. They did it as an action comedy that doesn't take itself too seriously. Plenty of time was spent poking fun at the source material. He-Man is NOT beating the allegations.

Another reminder that Boomers, the generation most responsible for getting us to this awful place, are like hemorrhoids. They never go away.

Geriatric Millennials discussing video games:

Gambling can be very, very dangerous. Online gambling is Satanic. www.youtube.com/shorts/z0hIQ...

But there's more: CBO assumes all this new government debt will never push its average interest rate above 4.2%. Economic research suggests otherwise. If rates instead plausibly rise to 5.2% that's another 60% of GDP in debt - $57 trillion in nominal dollars. Yikes.

A dozen clergy members said they have requested to meet with Mayor Joe Hogsett about the Martindale Brightwood data center at least three times with no avail. The faith leaders say they will continue to fight the data center. https://bit.ly/4uWIjnu

@nickhasthoughts.com listen to him

My latest posted cartoon.

I wish I'd had the foresight to clean house before crippling myself

The best part of cutting poison ivy away from a park bench is, when you hurt your back and fall down crying, nobody will even stop to ask if you're okay

Raúl Castro is 94 years old. We could have just waited him out without starving the entire island.

Steven Cornett didn't "lose his life" he was struck and killed.

Is Nathan Roberts grifting or is he literally this dumb?