When I ordered a Chicago dog"with everything," this wasn't what I had in mind

Pee is phasers and spit is photon torpedoes. That is all

Thank you, Obama PR Team!

Outsiders will never understand how controversial the implosion was

"CBS? Castrated Broadcasting System!" - my dad

My parents' cat died but Barkley won't stop looking for him 😔

About 15 years ago they painted the bare wood ceiling at my parents' church. I just know a omeone's getting stopped at the pearly gates

Congratulations to all the parents who have made it to this last stretch. Rooting for you!

Please someone buy this beautiful baby boy

get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny

@whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social please watch Big Trouble (2002). No good reason

I hate Christmas so much. It's literally the worst holiday

The 49ers uniforms always remind me of a package of Cornish game hens

Radical bearded cleric issues new fatwa -->

Bari Weiss has a fallback career as an NFL ref

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

Law enforcement have a lot of tools when it comes to accessing your personal information, which is why the sites and apps you use need to know the law– and when to push back. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Sir, that is my work laptop.

Listening to St Clair Place discuss recreating taxes and city government essentially from first principles is both heartening and disheartening. Sorry, Indy can't have nice things lol

Hey! You can't park there!

It’s really embarrassing how much certain Democrats are trying to assist the right in enacting Project 2025’s plans to censor the internet and banish abortion access info, sex ed, LGBTQ people, and much more under the guise of “protecting the kids,” who will of course be further harmed by this

Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.

I was going to have one drink and go home, but when I got to the door it was pouring rain, so... probably won't be working on Christmas cards tonight 🥴

Sleepy Joe had 4 years to make the layup. Now Sleepy Creep gets the credit www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...

When I see people screaming "25th Amendment!"

I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour

He's just saying the most random shit

Lauren Roberts is seeking $50,000 in damages from the city after City-County Council President Vop Osili ordered sheriff’s deputies to remove her from a council meeting: https://bit.ly/44zcYvL

Okay, I heard that System76 released Cosmic Desktop 1.0, so I'm in. Sort of. I'll try it.

Rare photo of prodigious skeeter, @egg.indy.fyi .

incredible things happening at the nazi bar

I hate Christmas so much. I wasn't built for this much shopping anxiety

NEW: (AP) Indiana Senate Republicans reject new congressional maps in defiance of Trump's redistricting push

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

I can't tell what's real anymore

Normal people bring their knitting projects to the waiting room. I am not not normal

I will literally vote for a Republican

For the football fans

Just watched two IndyGo drivers blast each others' driver side mirrors off like an over-enthusiastic high five. 😳😳

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

Hey, what if we send our little guy right through a pile of big guys and tell him to just push through?

India's government reportedly is reviewing a telecom industry proposal to force smartphone firms to enable satellite location tracking that is always activated for better surveillance. EFF’s Cooper Quintin calls it “pretty horrifying.” www.reuters.com/sustainabil...

Spotify almost had me believing this is a real band

Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" started playing on Spotify, and I was nearly knocked off my chair by the mid 90s shockwave