How fast was someone going to flip a sedan in a 25 MPH zone?

Was eating dinner at a bar, and the owner had some DVDs out. The Serial Mom art instantly enraptured me, and she was kind enough to let me borrow it. John Waters is crazy, and Kathleen Turner is amazing. It's a hilarious movie

I know, reich?

I'm so tired of quips and sarcasm and smugness.

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

I reactivated twitter to make fun of Destiny Wells, and my god, that place has nosedived

This is how I feel when the local school convinces me to vote for a tax referendum, and I find out they're just using the funds for the football field

If he doesn't try to restore them through other means, they've kind of given him a gift

I've got babies already

Is the US behaving more like 1930s Germany or 1980s USSR?

I'm watching the first episode of Matlock (1986), and oh lord, Lori Lethin is so bad as Charlene. Replacing her with Linda Purl was a smart decision

The thing is, we really do want independent arbiters like the MDC Hearing examiners, who can't be fired (ie don't have a boss) for not doing what they're told. The problem is with the electeds appointing an arbiter who consistently values corporate interests over community input

The Jim Banks origin story

The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old:

Well then i am just glad they are being responsible 🤣 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

Just straight-up sociopaths. Ecocidal maniacs.

Dude at the table next to me keeps shouting "run 'em over" regarding cyclists, and I think I might throw a chair at his fat head

Jesse Brown standing up for residents when Rob Gibson won't. 🥲

We all know Thomas Edison as an inventor, but how about as a film director? This is probably the first-ever film of bicycle tricks. Considering the focus on stunts over a compelling plot, it may have set a precedent for the genre. #BicycleBirthday Thomas Alva Edison February 11 (1847-1931)

I'm going to ride my bike to work tomorrow. Roads are looking great today

If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter J.

We should normalize putting the damn cameras away and living in the moment.

I'm probably the dumbest guy out here on the Pogue Run, but the exposed blacktop will speed up the melt

Sidewalks are for TRUCKS!

5 months ago

lmao

Friends used to mock it

OH GAZE YE UNBELIEVERS upon this miracle! This walking bush! Half-man half-plant - he dwells in two worlds but is master of both! Oh, Man-Bush, you are nature's greatest wonder!!

It is the logical thing to do 🖖

Who's the hero and villain of this football game? I don't care about either team

Okay, I watched Academy S01E05. Maybe I'm crying, maybe I just shouldn't have had 2 G&Ts at dinner.

@jillchamberlain.bsky.social is so smart, she fundamentally changed the way I watch movies and think about stories. youtu.be/Wwh6P34MpLI?...

Today I checked out Ken Burns' Prohibition from the liberry. It's not as good as Civil War or The West, but it's still so good

Liberry

And yet losers like Ron Gibson blocked @jesseforindy.bsky.social's city county council proposal. Get in line or get out of the way!

Proud tradition youtu.be/q8PzUD67JO0?...

#Trump #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Surprised he didn't get indigestion and quit halfway through

BELOW: When you desperately want to talk to your best friend but you had him killed in his cell.

Madd. Why am I walking down 10th street two weeks after the snow?

Well, yeah... She's friends with far-right extremist Jim Banks, and then bragged about it on Facebook. Destiny Wells literally is stupid

If you're planning on recording federal agents, turn biometrics off on your phone and opt for long passwords instead, EFF’s @legind.bsky.social told @thefulcrum-us.bsky.social. thefulcrum.us/civic-engag...

As opposed to doxxxing which is done nude on camera

This 1996 Daihatsu Midget II wears a repaint in matte silver, and it is powered by a 660cc inline-three paired with a four-speed manual transmission. Showing ~38k miles, it's listed now with no reserve on BaT! https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1996-daihatsu-midget-2/

Back in my day, there was always the girl who showed up to the dance or prom with a 27 year old weirdo. Did they ever make that stop?

My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.

I mean... Duh. The Baileys are literally a figment of Chuck's imagination.