Gail Simone retweeting me 8 months later. 😆 Social media is funny

BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.

New couple to the neighborhood association meeting. Of course they're spending 15 minutes complaining about a homeless person. Feels gross.

Reginald! That's Barkley's bed

I'm having my garage re-sided today, and I'm excited for it, but I'm still a little sad that these mostly sound beautiful boards are being retired.

The pilgrim boy costume designer should have been blacklisted from the industry for this fit

Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.

lol William must be Big Mad ...just teasing

You’d think “JUDGE WARNS TRUMP OFFICIAL NOT TO TEAR GAS CHILDREN” would be a gripping headline, but MSM disagrees apparently

My dad sent me this

lol, friend of mine who works for Roche just noticed her open enrollment insurance basically doubled 🤷🤷‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️

Visited my parents and saw my dad bought this pretty knock-off Thelio. HP just wishes they were @system76.bsky.social

I believe this is called juxtaposition

Let sleeping Barkleys lie

Cliche, but...

Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline. It’s… shocking

This is the son of Lt. Gov Micah Beckwith's buddy Nathan Peternel, lead pastor of Life Church. I'm sure that detail being excluded was just a little whoopsie daisy

Jeebus, how does this not have a variance?

We all know he’s a sick fuck. Whatever is in those files is probably far worse than we can even imagine. #releasetheepsteinfiles #trumpsteinfiles #pedopresident

Updating my LEGO White House

If you call Senator Jum Banks and talk to a real person they will tell you literally nothing, so it just sort of devolves into heckling the staffer who can't be trusted to even read the Senator's statements if he's even made any.

How is he not fired?

5 years ago. Time is flying

Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents? MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.

Fuck Columbus it's Mrs Columbo Day

Matthew Milligan of @wheatus.com

Wheatus (Teenage Dirtbag) is playing at the Turntable tonight, 25th anniversary tour. The always make a fun show

🪄 #bikesky 🪄 🚲

The glow in the dark rocks were a good idea even if they're coming loose

Republicans: *nodding dumbly*

C'mon Indianapolis. You're embarrassing us in front of The Antifa

The frogs have landed in Chicago!

lol the dudes in his 50s and we're still calling him a former college basketball player.

Sometimes we need a moment, but if you tune out completely, they win. Fascism doesn’t need your support, just your silence.

They've been doing this nonsense anyway. The cruelty IS the point. Well, cruelty, greed, and fealty to the Kremlin

@disterbenz.bsky.social Are you on tour this time? I think you're the ONLY current member I haven't met.

This explains more about my week than I care to admit 🫩

Got to keep practicing my watercolors. Worked perfectly for some smoke. Could have done more shading wise but I made it too small for my brush skills. Keep Portland Weird and Strong.

Thank you Shrek with Brain Damage ™️

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

Flock is preparing to roll out a new feature: Its gunshot detection devices will begin listening for voices in “distress.” www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Whenever anyone says how much of the U.S. economy is tied to AI right now, I'm like...damn, what if a single rich person had any idea other than "try to zero out labor costs through theft."

Retreated to their neutral corners

Fuck off fall. It's not your time yet

The glow in the dark rocks didn't hold up very well. I wonder if it's a limitation of the product or an installation failure

Free speech... except when it's inconvenient to the State.

Flock is preparing to roll out a new feature: Its gunshot detection devices will begin listening for voices in “distress.” www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Jeffries sounds so dumb on the Today show