He's simply manipulating the market like he's already done a handful of times. The DOW shot up 1,000 points. Then Iran said "didn't happen" and the markets are slowly coming back down.

Look at my opposition party dawg

Trump needs to be impeached, removed and arrested. Not only is he committing war crimes on a daily basis he's casually announcing his intent to commit more war crimes on social media, like it's nothing. When will people wake the fuck up and put up a fight against this vile terrorist mutant.

This is true, of course, but I'm fairly certain Democrats aren't thinking about it, let alone talking about it. It boggles my mind how many people still believe that the same politicians who helped get us here are at all capable of getting us out this Hell.

This guy is such a weird loser lol. mY KiD aSkEd FoR kEtChUp On hIs CeReAl lololololol

This is why satirical/fake posts are so dumb. Because the real ones (like this) don't need any satiric highlights to illustrate their absurdity

Bari Weiss *desperately* tried to get canceled in 2020 and ended up having to quit because nobody cared enough

Start by hiring a bunch of journalists who *hate to be lied to and manipulated*. Hire journalists who view concentrations of power & the bubbles of groupthink that surround them with instinctive skepticism. Hire journalists who assume billionaires & their employees are lying. It's so basic.

An actual opposition party would strip him of his committee assignments for this but we have Chuck Schumer instead

Look at her face. So fucking shameful and embarrassing. I will never forgive anyone who voted for this piece of shit. Ever.

Hey you know what I don't hear about anymore from the GOP or our illustrious media? The national debt. But don't worry, next time a Denocrat is in the Oval Office, they'll begin pretending like it's an issue again!

Just a great view into where we are at

She wants Schumer gone as Dem leader. This is great news.

John Boursheid? This post is being shared all over so I looked this guy up, and it doesn't look like this guy is even a reporter, let alone works for a respectable outlet.

I am so fucking sick of this cretin

Genuinely asking since I don't follow any mainstream media anymore... Are any of them asking how we're going to pay for Trump's war of choice in Iran?

One of the absolute worst dinosaurs in Congress. Has the political instincts of Chuck Schumer.

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

He’s not playing chess literally. He’s not playing chess figuratively. He’s not playing chess on any level of abstraction whatsoever. I doubt he can play chess.

Absolutely 100% spot on

Getting old is weird. You start living through things you already lived through and thought hunanity learned from. But they didn't.

Jake Tapper is such a gigantic piece of shit

My god. I can name myriad examples of why this is a spectacularly stupid take. Fetterman. Cuellar. Golden. Gluesenkamp-Perez. Landsman. And these are just the low hanging fruit. The list is endless. We're now in the 6th year of Trump's presidency yet millions of Democrats still believe this shit.

The American political class is utterly delusional, adrift in a dream of normality, unable to process the actual reality of events on the ground, where the US just launched a completely unprovoked war against a massive country, murdered its leadership, and demanded its conversion to a vassal state.

[taps sign]

Again, for those in the cheap seats: Senate Democrats are the heart of the problem. We have no chance as a nation with clowns like this pretending to be the opposition.

I'll just jkeep saying it. Senate Dems are like 75% of the problem with the Democratic Party. Get rid of every single one of them.

This is how you write a goddamn headline.

The way he dresses. The casual racism. The inability to answer a simple question. The dismissive tone. Fuck this revolting ogre.

Hey remember when we couldn't talk about Epstein because the DOW was at 50,000? Good times!

Of course, Friedman is the same fucking buffoon who got behind the Iraq War and spent years assuring the idiot readers of the New York Times that America had "turned the corner" and padded his personal fortunes going around and giving talks where he told wealthy people what they wanted to hear.

Why is Democratic Leadership taking money from AIPAC after all this?

Two days into the war: - three F-15s shot down - U.S. embassy in Saudi Arabia in flames - six U.S. service members confirmed dead; more wounded - State Department tells Americans to flee the entire Middle East

Is it anti-Semitic to hate Israel?

This isn't shit. How about stating the obvious: "Israel is not - and has not been - an ally of the United States in a long time."

When your heart is really in it

Imagine how good it would feel to slap that hat off

Virginia has two of the dumbest fucking senators

It’s much worse than embarrassing. It precludes you from deserving to be in the company of healthy people ever again.

Senate Dems are arguing process instead of the fact that Trump just started a war for no fucking reason.

uhhh oh my god

Trump and Republicans weren't content with just destabilizing this country. There's an unbelievable amount of blame to go around: The Supreme Court, Biden, Garland, Dem leadership, centrist dipshits, MSM, leftists who thought Kamala was worse than Trump, etc The list is long. Fuck all of them.

These jackoffs need to tell themselves this kind of shit since they bought into the "at least Trump won't take us to war" nonsense. It's basically just their way to feel better about not voting.

At least everything else is going great.

We all have to be way meaner to Republicans and conservatives of every kind. They've had it too easy.

the fact the president of the united states is even thinking about asserting emergency powers to disrupt an election - just a few years after he incited an armed coup attempt - should be the top issue. but the media mostly shrugs and the opposition doesnt focus on it.

Does anyone believe that Republicans are governing like they're gonna actually face voters?

Hakeem Jeffries is a fucking clown, and if you support him, so are you.