Good morning. Nobody 3.5 year ago ever imagined that not only would Russia NOT have air superiority over Ukraine, but that Ukraine would be able to bomb Russian targets in Russia almost without intercept. Russia is failing

4:37 am and insomnia has me up playin' with my balls. 🙄

Huntington's disease has been successfully treated for the first time, doctors tell BBC

the only thing the Trump admin is routinely competent at is slandering whole groups of people constantly.

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.

Your friendly reminder that Starbucks is an anagram of bra's stuck

The Citizen's United ruling was really the end of anti-monopoly/trust activity in the US. Now corporations don't give two shits how many rights we lose as long as they can get more market share. They literally could not give a solitary fuck.

Using the new Azure SQL SqlVector type with EF Core and Dapper #sql #dotnet buff.ly/huuA0yh

Hurmm... my Discover feed is broken. 🤷‍♂️

This is SO IMPORTANT! We can't make entire groups of people responsible for every action of every bad actor or we'll turn into a real shithole for reals. Tim Miller's most depressing 35 minutes of his life. He's checking out from this nonsense. www.youtube.com/shorts/nFfXm...

OK, if you read down this thread a bit, you'll start to see the grift behind RFK Jr.'s jackass medical claims. He's basically there to help unscrupulous law firms mass-bomb companies with flaky lawsuits in the hope they'll settle just to make the bullshit go away.

But I'm le tired...

Jimmy Kimmel isn't returning to the airwaves because of "thoughtful conversations" with Disney executives. He's back because consumers sent Disney a clear message: selling out our fundamental rights is not an acceptable cost of doing business.

I ♥️ Fuzz youtu.be/_PlmtkKghY0?...

If you make extravagantly obnoxious demands, you have to stick with them especially when you are extravagantly obnoxious. That would be Sinclair. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

One very wealthy white man got his job back today (along with his 200 staff and production team) because of organizing, boycotts, and collective pushback. When will we see that same energy for the 320k+ Black women who were pushed out of the labor market?

Guys! Guys! Guys! I found my old gif collection!!

Looking forward to the rapture on Tuesday in the hopes it will make my commute easier on Wednesday

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

It's what Jesus would want.

It was 3:30 pm. I was going to call a service center. They asked if I wanted a call back in 65 minutes. Oh FFS. I'll call them tomorrow morning.

The new movie Bone Lake sounds like it could be a horror movie or a porno.

The rapture's in my pants.

brings whimsy to a knife fight

We are legion

Fair.

just in case i get raptured tomorrow, can someone who does not get raptured please take my garbage out on thursday?

Has anyone noticed that the color of liquid in sanitary pad ads has gone from dark blue to light purple? 🤔

Good morning. Later is now. youtu.be/8avIuShZXkA?...

Cocaine so white it claps on the 1s & 3s.

Sometimes ya gotta be dumb sometimes because being smart reminds other people that they're dumb and that makes their heads hurt and makes them cranky. Arthur Schopenhauer said so himself in his maxims. And that's why I shartpost.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

i farted thru my peenus

I really like gospel music sometimes. 🎶🎹🎸🎶

Well,... Now I'm horny again. 🥴

Explainer on the Supreme Court's shadow docket. youtu.be/5sWlifVBNG0?...

Reminder: there are no checks and balances if no one checks or balances.

I mean, one problem at a time, but yeah.

Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.

Bitch, why do you think we're even talking to you?! Denuclearization is the only thing you have to offer the world.

Me when it's football season & my dad's droning on about his alma mater. 🙄

A bit underplayed that the Homan sting didn't reportedly come out of a public corruption investigation, it was a counter-intelligence one. Which means they somehow made the not-very-far leap to him from initially targeting a foreign and almost certainly state actor.

What should you do with a scrotum cyst - asking for a friend. Also: this might be political.

i don’t know why i made this

It’s really all we should be talking about today.

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame