De adder is just de best!

Left: Wow. We need gun reform. Right: Wow. We need to put the left in concentration camps. Media: Ok. It's time for the the left to bring down the political temperature here. Enough is enough.

What is more dangerous to a pregnant woman in America? Tylenol or Trump?

It appears that Trump was not Raptured and did not ascend to heaven. But, hell, even the escalator wouldn’t send him to the second floor of the UN building.

As a pregnant woman who or what would you trust more? Trump or Tylenol?

Trump is coming down so hard on Tylenol I swear that’s where they’re hiding the Epstein files.

The First Amendment. Use it or lose it. #jimmykimmel

It would also satisfy Trump if Jimmy Kimmel‘s monologue was also in German.

Words to remember.

“Mom, what does ‘democracy’ mean?”

“Valhalla“ must be testing well with right wing political demographics.

Am I surprised that the Charlie Kirk shooter is still alive, that he didn’t die in a shoot out with the FBI? Yeah. Kind of.

Exactly!

I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Charlie Kirk would still be alive today had not Trump and his cronies stolen the election.

Did anyone else find it curious that Trump posted Kirk‘s death on his social media site almost to the minute of his demise. And also how he’s going to be ordering flags to be flown at half mast, like he’s feeling guilty about something? Real curious.

One less Nazi.

Just a reminder that the Supreme Court decided that speaking Spanish is suspicious and could get you arrested.

With Trump in office and Kirk having been shot I think we’re dangerously close to an “eye for an eye“ era.

I always kind of thought that Charlie Kirk would be the kind of guy who was all “thoughts and prayerEd” enough that he would never get shot. Guess I was wrong.

When I heard that Charlie Kirk had been shot my first thought was “just what Trump needs. A conservative martyr.“ My second thought was “Tommy Lee crooks.“ I’m cynical enough to assume that this is a false flag operation until we get further info on the shooter.

RFK Jr. can go to hell.

“Ronald Reagan, got away with Iran-Contra.“

Trump may have bone spurs in his feet but his knees are made of pure iron.

Trump claims that he’s settled seven wars. I think he meant he settled with seven whores.

Trump is moving NORAD from Colorado to Alabama where, presumably, the grifting will be easier.

Could it be that three hour meeting in the White House might have been a Trump memorial for himself?

Could it be possible that Gavin Newsom‘s constant parities of Trump and finally broken his little dollar store autocratic brain?

I think he has had too much of the horse medicine.

I’m pretty sure my chances of being buried with military honors are microscopic if I broke into the Capitol today in an attempt to overthrow the government and then was shot and killed by armed guards. That kind of “honor“ is only for friends of Trump. Burn in hell, Ashley Babbitt.

The Gold-Digger President.

Jeff makes these press conferences almost enjoyable. Almost.

Perfectly on point.

Excellent and true and sad.

“Give me liberty or give me… free fast food!“ #shakeshack

In the Trump White House “Pedophile“ is a cabinet position.

Deer Texas: there are 613 Commandments in the Bible. I don’t think you’re approaching your religious schoolroom indoctrination campaign seriously enough.

Trump says that he’s worried that he’ll never make it to heaven, but he’s already screwed because the weight limit there is 238 pounds.😂

Dear ICE; if you really need money that bad, then go sell drugs. At least that way you’ll be making someone happy while you destroy their lives.

Dude, you know the presidential campaign is gonna be so on when Gavin Newsom eventually comes down an escalator and pays everyone in the crowd with coupons for free Big Macs.

I may have left out one or two….. million other reasons.

This is a must read.

Everything about Trump is insane.

Trump had a little problem walking the red carpet today.

I’m surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre it’s going well.

Would YOU press that button?

Sandwich power!

I think that the first Democratic presidential candidate that promises to turn Trump’s golden ballroom into a free health clinic and daycare center will win the election in a landslide.

Tiedrich is 100% pure concentrated Snark.

Abbott vs. Newsome.

South Park doesn’t fuck around.