Trump is planning to spend billions to bomb Iran back into the stone age, replace their leaders with the son of the Shah(!), and then expect the remnants of the population to go "Cool, bro! Thanks!" If this is about Iran's nuclear program, didn't Trump "completely destroy it" last time?

Trump’s ground game. #epstein

“Testing! Testing! Is this thing on? FUCK ICE!”

Germans remember better than Americans.

Great work!

My latest ‘toon: The Mutual Obfuscation Society. #epstein

Not Rugrats. Just filthy, dirty, disgusting rats. #pambondi

The defensive way that Pam Bondi acted before Congress today is beginning to make me think that her name is in the Epstein files, too. And Kash Patel too, while we’re at it.

Jaya pal should have asked them to raise their middle fingers.

Sic ‘em, baby!

Somewhere Elon’s ears are burning. #pedoprez

When Bad Bunny said “God bless America“ it took my breath away. Not because I’m religious but because it made me remember when I once loved this country.

Awesome!

I am being as nice here as I can. There is no bottom to these people. #epstein #pedoprez

Jeff eloquently makes the argument that Mr. Bezos can stuff the Washington Post up his Nazi ass.

Sure sounds like “Fuck ICE!” to me.

I predict that Trump will not be the acting president before summer due to obvious evidence of failing health. How will never-Trumpers vote in the mid-terms if there’s no Trump?

One of the reasons that Trump wants to get rid of immigrants is that he’s afraid they‘ll vote for democrats. If that’s true then how did Republicans take the White House, Senate, and House in 2024?

Imagine being a great man of science who’s good name was purloined for a company whose owner was hungry to fuck little girls?

De adder is just de best!

Right down the exhaust pipe of giant orange Death Star.

Move over, Garfield! #domesticterrorist #trump

Ship of state. #trump #dementia #tariffs

Drawing the line. #ice #fuckice #fucktrump

Exactly.

If you can be shot and killed for legally carrying a gun then there IS no Second Amendment. (The 2nd was written to get Southern States to ratify the Bill of Rights by letting them retain their armed slave patrols. Nowhere does it say you can own a gun. ICE is the new slave patrol.)

This seems important.

"Also because ICE don't care if I'm illiter... um... unalitter.... I can't not spell words good." #ICE

It's probably really cold where you are, too, and you're already sick of being stuck indoors. My advice: Push the furniture back, put on some lively music, and dance, wiggle, boogie, cavort, prance, strut, and/or get down with your bad self. Your body will thank you for it.

Never give up; Never surrender!

Over a barrel. #machado #peaceprize

Musta hit a nerve. #pedophileprotector #pedophile

Trump is going to enact the insurrection act because people are laughing at him over his tiny little middle finger when he got called a pedophile protector. Change my mind.

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Condensed for reality, too. #nicolegood #trump #homan #noem

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A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants. But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.

Let’s never forget what trumps ICE is for. #reneenicolegood

I am going to suggest that it’s possible that this country could detain and deport undocumented immigrants without having to use guns and subsequently killing the innocent. Call me crazy, but that’s how I feel about it.

Trump: “It would never have come to this had Maduro just paid me for the pardon like everyone else.“ This may or may not be a joke.

What I have learned over the past 10 years. Conservative voters are scared by the word “laptop“, especially if it belongs to a Democrat. Conservative voters are not bothered by pedophiles, particularly if they are Republican.

I wanted to illustrate all 12 days but I got to the eight maids a milking part and just said no. Just. No.

“Eucharist or eukaryotic?”

Don’t fuck with Santa.

The board of the Kennedy Center, hand-picked by a pedophile, just renamed the building in honor of a rapist. The building will be henceforth named "The Trump-Stole-Money-From-Children-With-Cancer-Kennedy Center". At least that's what I'll be calling it. #kennedycenter

What do they mean by “look like”? #aca #subsidies

When Trump’s fascist friends get murdered its “Lower that flag to half mast! NOW!” Anyone else? It’s “Meh. Things happen.” Exactly what any mob boss would say.

“However, since you have some experience with famine perhaps you should apply with health and human services.“ #cdc #snap #obamacare