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The Giant Orange Piss-baby is planning to sell insider trading on a subscription basis. www.nbcnews.com/business/med...

And foreign policy, and the environment, and the cyclospora epidemic, and the reflecting pool...

Rep. Yassamin Ansari: "The president's paramilitary secret police force continues to roam American streets and murder people in broad daylight in cold blood…It is not a mistake. ICE agents are completely out of control, and that is on purpose. That is their mission."

I couldn't understand why the FBI was investigating Lindsey Graham's death—in the absence of any suspicious toxicology report in the autopsy—until I realized it gave Trump and his lawyer Kash Patel an excuse to enter Graham's house and remove potentially incriminating documents

Lindsay Graham’s sister, Darline, SEEMS like a nice lady but she has willingly signed on to work with rapists, racists, fascists and Nazis… and she knows it. She’s just another cog in the GOP grift machine. To put it as nicely as I can… “Screw her!”

Lindsay and Darline actually have much in common… like male interns.

Are we sure Lindsay didn’t die from a brief and unexpected defenestration?

"Legitimate businessmen".... capiche?

Mitch is obviously so dead I'm surprised that Erika Kirk isn't on stage running through a fireworks display in a leather cat-suit hailing him as the next Jesus and selling t-shirts featuring his face alongside the words "We Are All Cold-Blooded Reptiles Now!"

Another thoughtful musing from Occam's Multi-Blade Titanium Fusion Extra Power Quantum Flexall razor... If Mitch McConnell was a Democrat Fox News would already have video of him being embalmed and would be replaying it on the quarter-hour.

I created this 'toon in September of 2025. Don't know what made me think of it today. 🤣

I had a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell today and all he could talk about was how great communist pussy tastes.

Trump had a big public sad when he learns his bigly new Qatari palace in the sky is a big indefensible target for enemy missiles. Seems like an awfully dumb thing to tell the whole world.

Yeah, I hated that cat, too. 😅. #platner #grahamplatner #susancollins

This cartoon is dedicated to the fascists and racists for the worst job I've ever seen of shifting obvious responsibility for something really idiotic onto someone else. #whitenationalists #proudboys

If I asked you, being a religious person, where god came from, there should be only three possible answers: 1. He was always here. 2. He was the son of Ed and Shirley Godson from Teaneck, New Jersey. 3. Oh, I get it now. This god stuff is truly idiotic. Thank you.

It’s amazing how both the Knicks and the US soccer team both suffered the moment Trump showed an interest. Everything he touches really does die.

Yup.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

That racist raping orange sack of shit has a phone call with Putin and now he’s removing US troops from Estonia. Don’t get upset now. These have absolutely nothing to do with one another. Nothing at all. Nope. Nothing.

So we're supposed to believe that Trump fell dead asleep during a fireworks spectacle but then immediately went home and "posted" 67 messages on Truth Social about how everyone is so mean to him? As the Brits say "Pull the other one!"

Indeed.

Thanks, Mayor.

That right there is a Pulitzer award-winning photograph. Welcome to trump’s America.

It's the thought that counts. (And BOY do I have a lot of thoughts these days.) #trump #toddblanche #fourthofjuly

Mother told me to never speak ill of the dead. So I do it while they're still alive and (presumably) kicking small animals. #mcconnell #mitchmcconnell #scotus

YEAH, GODDAMMIT!! #elon #cancer #doge

Where's Dudley Do-Right when we need him?

From an original concept by Roy G. Biv. #reflectingpool #iran #rainbow

Some images are just TOO perfect. This is one of them.

This sounds significant.

I mean, it's obvious. Right? #reflectingpool #algae #bluepaint

Trump had every right, as Russian quisling, to tear up the JCPOA. What he had NO right to do was start a war for no reason. None.

Antelope is to lion as pension is to vulture capitalists.

Good one!

Fabulous synopsis!

I’m in a reflective mood.

Luckovich delivers the goods.

The French don’t fuck around.

The paint on the bottom of the reflecting pool is starting to peel away. Maybe we’ll get lucky and it will all come loose at some point.

As far as I can discern, there is no difference between "I'll respect you in the morning" and simply offering your date a memorandum of understanding. #mou

This is crazy 👇

If you know, you know. #algae #reflectingpond

Trump will eventually solve the problem with the reflecting pool by covering it with a tarp emblazoned with the words “I’m bored. I don’t really care. Do you?“

Or "Ugly Fear-mongering Cenobites". #UFC

I am not sure what the UFC cage match on the White House lawn was supposed to prove? Anybody?

Last night one of Trump's wrasslers opined that former First Michelle Obama was really a man. He may have a point. When to comes to being responsible, thoughtful, dependable, wise, honest, respectful, caring, and strong Michelle is, by comparison, more of a man that Trump will EVER be.

There may still be algae in the Reflecting Pool but the scum has been removed from the Kennedy Center.