Don’t sugarcoat it Jeff.😂

Trump is nuts and Epstein knew it all along.

I hear they modeled it after his health care plan.

Prove me wrong.

I'll just let the experts do all the explaining. #SNAP

A scene from Disney’s new animated film “Finding Nimrod”.

This is dictionary-dot-com tryna be all cool n shit.

Share the wealth.

There it is. Oil. The root of all evil.

Is it just me or whenever Trump answers questions posed by the press it’s like he’s being given prompts through an earpiece and only partly comprehending anything.

How long before Trump goes “East wing? What East wing? There was never an East wing! And we were always at war with the Pacifica.”

Yes, MAGA ain’t getting what MAGA was promised And MAGA is pissed!

Yes, this is exactly how it happened. I would not lie to you.

They finally buried us.

All dialogue 100% Republican approved. #youngrepublicans

The reason the Proud Boys, uh, I mean ICE wear those masks is because what they're doing is illegal. I mean illegal-illegal. It's violent, armed kidnapping. The "armed" part of the equation would ordinarily send these goons to prison for life, but we need a functioning DOJ for that.

Governor Hot Wheels is siccing his National Guard on the "No Kings" protest in Austin this Saturday. Good to know the Guard will be there to protect our state from the fearsome menace of grandmas wielding hunks of cardboard.

Dubya was known for his peculiarly vague war on "terra". Texas Governor Greg Abbott does him one better by waging a pointless war on the color wheel.

When House Leader Mike Johnson claims that millions of Americans are planning to attend a "Hate America" march this weekend that's just typical, hateful GOP projection. I don't know where Johnson will be on the 18th but I'll be at the "No Kings" rally. Fuck Trump.

It occurred to me that Trump is the Earworm President. Whatever the last thing he sees, on Fox News, or hears, from any of his departmental worm-tongues, is the most important thing to him. If only we could strap him down, Clockwork Orange-style, and make him watch episodes of Mister Rogers all day.

Sometimes I just draw stuff to amuse myself. I hope you’re amused too.

For your Nobel Prize consideration.. #nobelpeaceprize

Meanwhile, over at Epstein Island 2. #epsteinfiles

Trump wants American cities to be "training grounds" for the military. Training for what? I'm guessing, in his mind, it's same kind of "training" he gave those little girls on Epstein Island.

"Thumping, Melania? Uhhhh, what thumping?" #epsteinfiles

I have heard that Elon musk was invited to Epstein island but refused. Almost kind of like he knew what was going on there all along. A lot of very powerful and rich men, Musk included, spent a lot of time and money making sure the only man who could keep them out of jail won the presidency.

De adder is just de best!

Left: Wow. We need gun reform. Right: Wow. We need to put the left in concentration camps. Media: Ok. It's time for the the left to bring down the political temperature here. Enough is enough.

What is more dangerous to a pregnant woman in America? Tylenol or Trump?

It appears that Trump was not Raptured and did not ascend to heaven. But, hell, even the escalator wouldn’t send him to the second floor of the UN building.

As a pregnant woman who or what would you trust more? Trump or Tylenol?

Trump is coming down so hard on Tylenol I swear that’s where they’re hiding the Epstein files.

The First Amendment. Use it or lose it. #jimmykimmel

It would also satisfy Trump if Jimmy Kimmel‘s monologue was also in German.

Words to remember.

“Mom, what does ‘democracy’ mean?”

“Valhalla“ must be testing well with right wing political demographics.

Am I surprised that the Charlie Kirk shooter is still alive, that he didn’t die in a shoot out with the FBI? Yeah. Kind of.

Exactly!

I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Charlie Kirk would still be alive today had not Trump and his cronies stolen the election.

Did anyone else find it curious that Trump posted Kirk‘s death on his social media site almost to the minute of his demise. And also how he’s going to be ordering flags to be flown at half mast, like he’s feeling guilty about something? Real curious.

One less Nazi.

Just a reminder that the Supreme Court decided that speaking Spanish is suspicious and could get you arrested.

With Trump in office and Kirk having been shot I think we’re dangerously close to an “eye for an eye“ era.

I always kind of thought that Charlie Kirk would be the kind of guy who was all “thoughts and prayerEd” enough that he would never get shot. Guess I was wrong.

When I heard that Charlie Kirk had been shot my first thought was “just what Trump needs. A conservative martyr.“ My second thought was “Tommy Lee crooks.“ I’m cynical enough to assume that this is a false flag operation until we get further info on the shooter.

RFK Jr. can go to hell.

“Ronald Reagan, got away with Iran-Contra.“

Trump may have bone spurs in his feet but his knees are made of pure iron.

Trump claims that he’s settled seven wars. I think he meant he settled with seven whores.