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The bloke who says he's going to "co-design" America' new (unneeded and unwanted) battleships because he's 'good with aesthetics' is the same guy who turned the Oval Office into a tacky brothel display room.

They're going to have a hard time fitting that under the tree.

Oops.

Apparently Ms Weiss thinks that this short message from a WH flack is a comment of the story she pulled from #60Minutes rather than an attempt at diversion. #FuckCBS

And one more for now (more later) from my list of #AcceptableChristmasSongs to share. Here we go with Billy Idol (local Bromley hero) and "Yelling At The Christmas Tree".

As I slowly get into the festive spirit I have a few more favourites from my list of #AcceptableChristmasSongs to share. Next up we have #TheRamones and "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)".

As I slowly get into the festive spirit I have a few more favourites from my list of #AcceptableChristmasSongs to share. Next up we have #TheRamones and "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)".

As I slowly get into the festive spirit I have a few more favourites from my list of #AcceptableChristmasSongs to share. Next up Albert King and "Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin'".

For the raving pedants amongst ye. I know you're out there!

If you've not seen the full #60Minutes piece shut down by Ms Weiss you probably want to hurry. It will get harder and harder to find as #CBSNews, now run and owned by Trump allies, tries to cover their tracks. Hopefully it is too late.

With respect to Mediaite Ms Weiss didn't lay out issues; she listed rationalisations. It has been made entirely clearly that #60Minutes solicited input from the White House & they didn't respond. As I heard someone describe it she has provided a #KillSwitch for any story the WH doesn't want aired.

Now that #IlDouche has named the Governor of Louisiana as a special envoy with the sole task of annexing #Greenland I think that only sensible response from #Denmark is to bar Mr Landry entry. What would Trump do if Canada named an envoy to annex Michigan?

I don't know about everyone else but this smells of some #MadeUpBullshitToKeepGrandpaHappy to me. On a less humorous note the damage he and his regime are doing to the fight against the #ClimateCrisis is not going to be undone. If they think there are a lot of refugees now, just wait!

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Reports that they would like to see that occur "sooner rather than later" cannot be confirmed at this time.

OK for 30 odd year old white girls though.

Delicious, innit?

And then there were none. #Uganda 1 - #Wankpanzer 0.

It's entirely possible that I wasn't paying attention but how did I miss the bit where society had a discussion as to whether driverless taxis (and other vehicles) were something we actually wanted?

I wasn't a big fan but, given the time of year, it would be churlish not to play this. RIP #ChrisRea.

Christmas comes early.

As the 'festive season' reaches its peak from time to time I shall be sharing my favourite #AcceptableXmasSongs. I hope you enjoy. Ed. note - I've attached a photo of their retro 60s kit in the comments for your delectation.

So #WeirdIAm is suddenly defending his non-white, non-Christian wife and family. Remember that this is the guy who said it was perfectly reasonable not to want to live next to a family like his in-laws.

To be replaced by toadies and sycophants no doubt.

Wow.

Could this explain what happens to my socks?

Shorter #DeltaCEO: "the hoi polloi have no fucking manners".

At this festive time of year it is important that we don't forget the atrocities. Fortunately @mcsweeneys.net has us covered! www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/lest...

Look who's back! Still an eejit; still a killer.

Awkward.

I'm pretty sure that's not what the law requires or allows.

The flat smells very strongly of cheese. That is all.

These really are some sick motherfuckers.

Well Franklin for once you speak the truth, if only accidentally. Yes the god you claim to believe in does often speak hate, and demonstrate such hate through genocide, in you holy texts. That's how we now that they were invented by men, evil men. Thanks for the clarification.

I prefer #Trumptanic but that's just me.

#IlDouche's campaign for full employment for fact checkers continues apace.

Pre-Xmas London Food excursion stop 1 complete. Golders Green for a dozen proper bagel, each with sufficient poppy seeds to fail at least 2 drug tests. Next up Borough Market mayem for cheese and charcuterie. Wish me well.

Today on #NotADragQueen.

I have to say that I am hugely disappointed in #NoamChomsky.

"Also your (probably non-taxable) housing allowance will be reduced by $1776 to pay for your taxable $1776 #WarriorBonus."

#CuckerTarlson's spectacular record of wrongness continues unabate.

Satire died screaming.

#PropagandaBarbie has neglected to note that all of the members of the Kennedy Center board, most of whom have no involvement nor interest in the arts, are regular fellators (and I am using that term metaphorically - almost) of the President.

Boom!

The #MasterRace at work ladies and gentlemen.

Pretty impressive even by #IlDouche's standards.

Well it made me laugh.

Well it made me laugh!