Yeah. I know. I'm a committed atheist. That said this shit is straight up #Blasphemy.

Shorter #IlDouche: "killing people is expensive".

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Looks like #LittleMarco made an oops. Bless him.

But one has to admit, as I am sure #IlDouche would tell us, that he "knows more about not understanding everything than practically anybody".

But if you do know the difference, and I pretty much do*, it's virtually impossible to produce any text using them on a standard keyboard. *I still confuse m & n!

If I understand this correctly it essentially says that #Investing no longer exists and everything that happens in the 'markets' should be termed #Speculation. And it should, must, be regulated as such.

If only his father had pulled out.

Just #IlDouche being #IlDouche.

Oops.

It is a disaster because #IlDouche is a disaster.

Truth be told we didn't always make this work, did we?

I reckon I'll never get to Chester now!

Well this made me chuckle. Of course what is also doubtful is whether or not Spur will be in the Premiership when he returns.

I would like to opine that perhaps I have misjudged #IlDouche. It is possible that he is a uniter rather than a divider. I mean he's managed to get the Socialist government of Spain and the Nationalist right wing government of Italy to agree to ban US warplanes from their skies. #IranWar

I need to preface this with "I am not a lawyer but" but #IlDouche's minions aren't making an argument regarding the constitutionality of his EO. They are saying is "we need this EO because the 14th Amendment as writing is creating conditions we don't like". 1/2🧵

Apparently it's now ok for members of the American Armed Forces to participate in the generation of propaganda and commercial content to raise the income prospects of their mates. The #GreatAmericanExperiment has ended. Ultimately it has proved to be a failure.

#IlDouche's selection of April Fool's Day is particularly telling I think. (I suspect he's also chosen today so he can slip away early tomorrow for golf.)

I don't remember a victory in Vietnam. Is there another one somewhere I don't know about?

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Oops. Sorry #PropoBarbie.

So whilst in my childhood we were all terrified of #Quicksand based on what 'Lassie' (and other TV/films) trained us to expect it seems that maybe we should have been more frightened of all the #Tumbleweed in the Westerns.

Well we got to the "I won and I'm taking my ball home too" phase of the #IranWar a lot quicker than I imagined. www.jpost.com/middle-east/...

It seems that #IceIceBarbie now wants to be in other people's #ThoughtsAndPrayers due to some salacious details about her private life (that I'd rather not think about). Well if I were a praying man, and I'm not, I'd still be praying for the dog and the goat so it's a non-starter on two fronts.

Shorter Nikki Haley: "I love this war so much. It's a shame it's going to end up as a couple clusterfuck."

Someone needs to let #NefariousMJT know that she seriously mispronounced #SpaceLasers!

This is the party full of #FreeSpeechAbsolutists, right? And this is the press in the form of AFT and Getty Images obediently complying with the demands of a dictator. If not already dead the Great American Experiment is headed to a hospice.

Yea Megyn it's all class. Low class. That bloody metres high gold statue would be more at home in Pyongyang than Miami. And of course there's no mention of books or papers because #IlDouche won't read. With any luck about a week after they finish it will be swallowed up by an enormous sinkhole PTL.

I'd like to answer Ms Laura's question "was the President briefed". The answer is, of course, no he was not because he doesn't allow himself to be briefed and you know that. At best he watches some video whilst actually believing that he knows more about whatever it is than the experts briefing him.

Always, always, always the #Cruelty with these motherfuckers.

What is the status of #IlDouche's toys one might ask. The answer is unequivocally 'Out Of The Pram'!

Today on #NotADragQueen - special "Pardoned January 6th Rioter Edition".

Didn't he say this about 10 days ago?

FAO Secretary Pete #WhiskeyForBreakfast Hegseth: their availability is curtained when your actions are clearly in violation of international law (and the Christianity you so violently profess) as they are here.

It's probably a bit late now but if you got there in the 3 weeks before the lifts opened you probably would have found the queues for the observation deck to be significantly shorter.

I hope you'll excuse the arrogance on my part but I am willing to second that.

In the meantime someone, probably including a Trump family member or two, is making a whole lot of money in the futures market. Or am I just being cynical.

I have a question for #PropoBarbie: are you actually suggesting that 'leaders' who lie to the United States in the form of the American people are supposed to be killed? If you do I would expect a visit from the #SecretService (who ought to be nearby so that will be convenient for them).

Unusually for #IlDouche this is consistent with his overnight rant to European countries to the effect of "I broke it - you fucking fix it you fuckers". #StraitOfHormuz

As much as I love (most of) his films I'm not sure I'm prepared to watch him perform the lead in the Scottish Play.

I eagerly await the day, hopefully to come soon, when this becomes the only American airport named after an indicted war criminal, and the considerable recrimination that will follow. (Note to self: buy popcorn.)

FAO #LittleMarco: "imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons America spent that money on its people. It might have an education system or a healthcare system that works, maybe even both!"

This new Israeli death penalty law will only apply to Palestinians. That is what an #Apartheid state looks like.

The #WankPanzer now comes in a camouflage edition.

Since it's the anniversary of the release of Miles Davis's classic album #BitchesBrew let us remember the letter his producer sent to head office which read: “Miles just called and said he wants this album to be titled: BITCHES BREW. Please advise.”

It looks like a large, erect penis. Wouldn't a small, flaccid penis be more appropriate?

Better hide the ketchup at the White House.

Then let's start with eliminating all government paid healthcare for Senators and members of Congress. Their salaries are large enough, let them buy care on the open market. If it's not enough they should work harder.