When his day finally comes, I promise to quote him accurately: “Good. I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.”

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 US officials say Israeli intelligence of Iranian plot to kill President Trump "was deemed not to be entirely credible," WSJ reports.

I’m no lawyer but I am pretty sure hiding a dead body and allowing the corpse to continue to collect taxpayer funded paychecks is fraud.

When Trump promised to run the country like business, he meant an asset mining venture capitalist, stripping assets, gutting the workforce, load it with debt , then he & his cronies walk away rich, leaving a broken gutted shell and everyone else holding the bag !

"If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." -- Anne Lamott

It's fun making Mitch McConnell AI photos.

It's wasps you need to look out for.

Denmark has universal healthcare, free college, generous parental leave, and 5 weeks of paid vacation. Socialist hellscape though, right?

MAJOR BREAKING: Hunter Biden has been awarded $1.7 MILLION in a defamation lawsuit against Trump adviser Patrick Byrne, who falsely accused him of seeking an $800 million bribe from Iran in exchange for influencing U.S. policy. Lies have consequences.

Here's a thought: Putting solar panels over asphalt parking lots will generate a shit ton of clean, domestic energy that doesn't have to go through the strait.

So let me get this straight, Mamdani opening grocery stores is communism, but Trump opening gas stations is Freedom?

The world would be a better place if more people read books

The Norwegian Football Association donated all proceeds and ticket revenues (totaling over $350,000) from their World Cup qualifying match against Israel to Doctors Without Borders for humanitarian aid in Gaza. Guess which team I’m rooting for . . .

Ya Think?

Can you imagine if we sent masked, heavily armed angry men after people whose car registrations had expired? That’s ICE. Immigration is a CIVIL law, it is not a felony. 🤬

I'd forgotten how much time I spent waiting for the bus or trying to get things done. Laundry was a big one - hours in the laundromat for fear someone would steal my clothes (which did happen once).

Trump is turning the White House into a bunker. I wonder if history will repeat itself.

There's AI in your phone's camera. Your photos are not what you actually took - they're AI processed images.

When one dies, the body releases a lot of bodily fluids. They can stain carpets and damage wood floors. Just saying.

I'm definitely going to the library!

Exactly. Fuck the GOP for playing along!

I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store.

I don’t believe in hell, but there are some people that make me hope I’m wrong. 🐢

So RFK comes into town, torches research and disease prevention programs, and now we have outbreaks of measles, screwworm, and cyclospora. It’s almost like doctors should be in charge of health services.

NEWS: The Islamic Republic of Japan is demanding the release of the Epstein Files on Tic Tac.

Yes. I'm scared. I've read those banned books. I paid attention in history class. I know what's coming next. I'm terrified.

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Trump reigniting his illegal Iran War without any Constitutionally mandatory Congressional deliberation and authorization... or have you not heard about it yet?"

Here it is in nutshell folks. Say things to get noticed but never walk the talk. It's embarrassing and you can help people see that. The midterms are coming.

Be on the lookout for a fake assassination attempt on Trump from Iran to stop the midterm elections! Nobody is buying his lies!

Congratulations to Palm Beach, your airport is the first in the nation to be named after a pedophile.

Y'all realize that government-owned gas stations, whether they're called freedom stations or not, is socialism, right?

I thought they tested for that parasite? Oh, Trump canceled the testing last year. Makes sense now.

Maybe I should look into this?

If Trump is worried about cheating during elections, why is he firing the entire elections commission? Reporters, do your job.