The best way to make it in 2026 is to surround yourself with the kind of people who are proud to have a library card.

People who post "taxation is theft" should have to go to a re-education camp called kindergarten where they'll learn how to share and be a good listener. That's where I learned those basic skills. There and on Sesame Street (which explains why they want to defund it)

Check your voter registration often at vote.org and Vote in every election until things get better. Write or email your reps in Congress. Let them know what you want to see (some actual action would be nice).

You know when the Strait of Hormuz was open? Every single f#@king day of the Obama and Biden presidencies.

Republicans are starting to break away from Trump because of high gas prices and not *checks notes* all the pedophilia and war crimes. Sounds about right.

You know you've overplayed your hand when people hear "30 gunshots fired near the White House" and no one gives a shit. This is why the boy who cried wolf was eaten.

The Iran peace deal is SO CLOSE to being done… except for the peace, and the deal.

It’s really frightening.

Just like he did with his businesses - load them up with debt, take as much money as he can away with him, and watch it fail after he moves on. He's not a good businessman, he's a parasite.

If he didn't want me to stare, he would not have worn those shorts.

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Trump is too stupid to know when he's being insulted right to his face.

Just because something is fictional does not mean it is not true.

The GOP is the party of Jim Crow.

Memorial day weekend is a good time to remember the guy who started an illegal war in Iran got out of military service with "bone spurs" and called our fallen soldiers "losers and suckers."

No surprise there were gun shots near the White House. That neighborhood has really gone to shit since they let a felon move in.

Gotta hate when your fourth assassination attempt is scheduled on the same weekend as your son's second wedding.

No One be Surprised! Read the Response….

Seriously, what happen to the 'Board of Peace' and the $10 billion he stole from taxpayers to fund it?

If you poured a gallon of poison in a CEO's pool, you'd be arrested. They pour 10,000 gallons into your drinking water, and that's just called business.

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt subscription. Yes, I am biased.

I wonder if Trump has food tasters, or do they just trust the stuff they get from McDonalds?

He may have been picked because he has a shady past Trump can exploit.

To me, Americans say "Impeach" a million times too often, and "Arrest the corrupt politicians" not nearly enough

Nope. It doesn't work.

I know that I'm probably in the minority, but I miss the orange glow of the sodium lamps.

I wonder how the racists will feel when they realize Ranch Dressing was invented by a Black man?

Desperately keeping the Epstein files from being released …. Desperately avoiding his tax returns being audited .. Looting the Treasury at every turn …. Who could have seen this coming ?

The USA has no universal healthcare, but it does have 49 billionaires who made their wealth from private healthcare. Connect the dots.

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The American people are not supposed to wake up every day, terrified of what their president might do. This is not normal.

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

When Colorado offered teens free IUDs without parental consent, teen pregnancy fell by 40% and teen abortions fell by 42%. The program ended because the Republican-controlled senate refused to fund it.

We know who really runs this country when Israel spends $9 million to unseat a congressman in KENTUCKY.

There is no 'teacher shortage.' There are actually thousands of qualified teachers who no longer teach. There IS a shortage of respect and proper compensation for teachers.

Jan 6ers are criminals who smeared their shit on the Capitol walls. They are NOT patriots. They were not wrongfully convicted and do not deserve a dollar of our tax payer money.

The mushroom Lanmaoa asiatica induces exactly the same hallucination in anyone who ingests it, regardless of culture. Users always report seeing tiny little people crawling up walls and clinging to the furniture.

MAGA Logic Insider trading if you're in congress to "provide for your family". Perfectly OK. Attack police officers and get convicted of insurrection? You get a pardon and $1 million. Buy a soda with your SNAP benefit? You're a criminal!

Birth isn't a miracle. It's biology. The miracle is that since 1985, modern medicine has cut maternal mortality by 60% globally. That's not God. That's science.

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

Y'all ever get the feeling that MAGA would be trying to cancel Mr. Rogers if he was still around?

You don’t need to make a deal with the IRS to never audit you unless you’re a mob boss trying to avoid Al Capone’s fate.

"Solar panels require child labor for the minerals!" No baby, capitalism requires child labor for mineral mining. Get mad at the right thing 🌞

I think it all started going bad the moment people began idolizing billionaires -- instead of treating them like the greedy, resource-sucking, human-exploiting, energy-depleting, Earth-destroying, sick psychopaths they really are.

Mamdani is turning an old prison into a nonprofit grocery store. A place once built to lock people up is being turned into a place that feeds people. I like the symmetry.