Every watt of power that comes from solar or wind is money out of the hands of other countries. It helps reduce demand which helps lower prices worldwide. That's true energy independence.

BREAKING: ICE has been ordered to temporarily halt conducting vehicle stops in all states in the wake of two deadly shootings in Texas and Maine.

In a brutal defeat for Trump, McConnell trounced him on a cognitive test. "According to an attending neurologist who spoke on condition of anonymity... Senator McConnell was totally unresponsive, as opposed to President Trump, who got every one wrong.” open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Now that they have drained the reflecting pool, why isn’t the bottom blue? Did the vandals also repaint it gray after slashing it with a box cutter?

Infectious diseases like cyclospora and measles are spreading because the people in charge don't care about public health. That's why we need more scientists and/or healthcare professionals in the room. That's why I'm running.

Often they're lied to by people in power who convince them that the evil they're doing is for the public good.

It must be frustrating to be a Trump speech writer. He reads two sentences and goes off for 20 min on his own tangent that usually has nothing to do with the topic. Not to mention you have to dumb (with a 'b') it down, so he can actually read it without sounding out the words, e.g. Acetaminophen.

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When his day finally comes, I promise to quote him accurately: “Good. I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.”

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 US officials say Israeli intelligence of Iranian plot to kill President Trump "was deemed not to be entirely credible," WSJ reports.

I’m no lawyer but I am pretty sure hiding a dead body and allowing the corpse to continue to collect taxpayer funded paychecks is fraud.

When Trump promised to run the country like business, he meant an asset mining venture capitalist, stripping assets, gutting the workforce, load it with debt , then he & his cronies walk away rich, leaving a broken gutted shell and everyone else holding the bag !

"If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." -- Anne Lamott

It's fun making Mitch McConnell AI photos.

It's wasps you need to look out for.

Denmark has universal healthcare, free college, generous parental leave, and 5 weeks of paid vacation. Socialist hellscape though, right?

MAJOR BREAKING: Hunter Biden has been awarded $1.7 MILLION in a defamation lawsuit against Trump adviser Patrick Byrne, who falsely accused him of seeking an $800 million bribe from Iran in exchange for influencing U.S. policy. Lies have consequences.

Here's a thought: Putting solar panels over asphalt parking lots will generate a shit ton of clean, domestic energy that doesn't have to go through the strait.

So let me get this straight, Mamdani opening grocery stores is communism, but Trump opening gas stations is Freedom?

The world would be a better place if more people read books

The Norwegian Football Association donated all proceeds and ticket revenues (totaling over $350,000) from their World Cup qualifying match against Israel to Doctors Without Borders for humanitarian aid in Gaza. Guess which team I’m rooting for . . .

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Can you imagine if we sent masked, heavily armed angry men after people whose car registrations had expired? That’s ICE. Immigration is a CIVIL law, it is not a felony. 🤬

I'd forgotten how much time I spent waiting for the bus or trying to get things done. Laundry was a big one - hours in the laundromat for fear someone would steal my clothes (which did happen once).

Trump is turning the White House into a bunker. I wonder if history will repeat itself.

There's AI in your phone's camera. Your photos are not what you actually took - they're AI processed images.

When one dies, the body releases a lot of bodily fluids. They can stain carpets and damage wood floors. Just saying.

I'm definitely going to the library!

Exactly. Fuck the GOP for playing along!

I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store.

I don’t believe in hell, but there are some people that make me hope I’m wrong. 🐢

So RFK comes into town, torches research and disease prevention programs, and now we have outbreaks of measles, screwworm, and cyclospora. It’s almost like doctors should be in charge of health services.