I swear these papers get aggressively more shitty every semester

POV: you're FEMA disaster-response official Gregg Phillips and you just woke up and realized you've been teleported to Denmark

I never bought the narrative of “nooo people will all go to canada/europe/etc” nah the rest of the world combined doesn’t have the capacity for all of us

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

im not good at these hyper formulaic interviews (where they actually have scores n shit) because im not good at coming up with / memorizing those fake ass essay type answers. like I get that they exist for a purpose but I just hate them

imagine the amount of “quant” people walking the earth with the idea of “if the 95% CI are touching it means the difference is not significant” just sitting in their head like that

what's worse than a job interview is living thru the time leading up to the actual interview

california police reports: do cop stuff but wokely

"add personalized questions to your student eval" no thanks id prefer if my students dont even think of me as a person at all

started replying “triggered” “you people” “way to make everything political” to right wing chuds they somehow never seem to have a comeback for it

I fucking hate instagram

whenever I have to do manual cleaning for my eeg data now im mentally beating up my undergrad self who thought “I want to do more neuro stuff than behavioral because brain data is probably more reliable than behavior”

im not saying that older faculty don’t have anything to contribute but like if your complaint is “back in my day we didn’t have EMAILS, my ✨secretary✨ would do all the unimportant labor for me like answering student questions” then im afraid i cannot take you seriously

"matlab is really into this calculation"

我妈现在三句话不离旁敲侧击“其实找工作和找对象是一个道理”“组建家庭就是要xxxxx” 我看我还能再苟多少年才能磨到出柜的积极意义大于消极意义的那一天（作死

what happened to the hand of the fucking market or whatever

“nobody uses the word delve before chat gpt”

may I humbly suggest that you do not go on a “how to find a job” panel if your career advice is just “so I randomly met this person and they happen to know another person who is looking to hire someone that is exactly like me”

people who send in their resume like "Resume-3.docx copy 2.pdf"................. why do you live like this

刚跟家里说“工作好难找明年要回家吃闲饭了”就来一个面试通知还是个之前特别眼红的地方。。什么鬼运气

I had to cover someone else's section today and I can already feel the students getting so annoyed at me

im rewatching lain again and it just occurred to me WHY ARE THESE 12YOS IN THE GD CLUB

cool so can we stop doing the "self proclaimed hackers are cool communist robin hood vigilante heroes of the people" shit moving forward

me: so and so in my lab is defending (her dissertation) today my wife: what, are you attacking her

married nine full years today btw

im back on here spamming random nonsense because I cant do anything until this headache goes away

ultraPROCESSed food is so out, y'all need to try ultraKILLed food

we teach undergrads to not misinterpret study results by misusing causal language like this in their sophomore year Research Methods 101 class

Neuroscience is a global endeavor whose main promise is curing the many brain related diseases. Global collaboration is the key to that. I am so sad that our Iranian friends will, once again, be excluded.

next time get one of those "prank" streamers to do it

asmr eeg capping

DID DOMINOS VIBECODE THEIR FUCKING WEBSITE

I hate peopl

im really not built for studying the brain because how is it that every time I go on to the internet there is some new dipshit spreading outrageous nonsense about how the brain works without a care in the world

rainbow watch band wearer to fellow rainbow watch band wearer: "hey I like your-" (gestures wildly) "yeah haha I thought it looked cool" (gestures wildly)

why aren't we studying the kind of brain who takes "the brain uses past experiences to inform new ones" to mean "but it's not stored in the muscle tho!!!!"

I THOUGHT WE LEFT FREE ENERGY BEHIND IN 2005 BUT APPARENTLY NOT

cant wait to graduate and never have to read or write anything ever again for the rest of my life everyone is just doing chat gpt shit what is the fucking point

never talk about actual life shit with people you don’t know really well even if u typically got along fine otherwise they will start saying shit like “well I actually believe there should be more political diversity in universities”

Bad Apple but it's a Maple leaf www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fIv... #fractal #recursion #canada #badapple #touhou

day in the life of scientists everywhere "suppress warning messages cuz they're annoying"

people who follow me just to block me you know you don’t have to follow me right?? the fuck did I even do to you

if prove me wrong boy shows up again today im gonna tell him to try estrogen

说实话最近就是看哪哪不爽走哪就一群傻逼扎堆气得想砂仁 真心实意 要是有人给我递一把折叠椅我估计就得进去了

are OR and WA ok places to live because I would really like to not get fried in the sun for once in my life but with all the forests and everything it’s kinda hard to tell where I can actually live while still being able to get a job

there is a Prove Me Wrong charlie kirk wannabe little guy on campus today and dozens of people just politely stood around his whole recording camera and mic setup fully giving his all the space in the god damn world to do his pathetic little “debateme” stunt

how do I find a place to live that I can afford but also doesn’t have shitbag republicans

“computational modeling” is such a bullshit term “hey how did you analyze your data?” “computer” fuck off

oh do we hate nasa now