Today is publication day for the "This is Fine" coloring book! You can find it at most stores, I'd bet. Or order here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/kc-gr...

I just want to add, since this is breaking containment, that this can't be made right. these people, each one a whole universe, are gone. there can only be justice for the perpetrators; public remorse & restitution; & reform to ensure future aid systems are more just and less prone to imperial whims

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Are you there Godzilla? it's me margaret

There's nothing inherently wrong with the "Bugs is minding his own business until an asshole pushes him to the brink" formula on its own but when it became an ironclad law in the 50s, his character started to wither. A lot of his best shorts are where he's the aggressor. He's also an asshole!

Great grandfather built mazes. Grandfather built mazes. Father was in venture capital but he built mazes on the weekends. By the time I was born there were no mazes left to build. Everyone was already lost.

This is partisanship at its rawest. SCOTUS has clamped down on lower courts for rulings that could alter maps many *months* before an election—even when those maps have been judged illegal. Here, it's rushing to let the Louisiana GOP change a map *while an election is underway.*

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

I don’t want to be rude but this should have made two billion dollars

mand & grog should at least be PG-13 so his first word could be "fuck"

Always love to be reminded of this. A lot of it was hand-stitched too. Really amazing, precise work. Women’s work is so often minimised and forgotten.

This song isn't the reason I just bought tickets to go to PR in a couple weeks but it's also not NOT the reason

ROXANNE...

The Empire switched Stormtrooper from clones to regular joes after the geneticians from Kamino claimed royalties, filled a case at the commercial court and won.

Recession tornado siren.

There is no Jew Pope and if there was it sure as fuck wouldn’t be fucking Netanyahu.

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

honestly, reading this is a good reminder of how will has always coasted on being a good prose stylist. every part of this is either false or a huge logical leap. “government-stereotyped minorities?” yeah man, the reason black americans consider themselves a distinct group is *the government*

In the Pulitzer Prize award-winning novel Demon Copperhead, a building is described as being scary, "Like being trapped in a Duke Nukem doom castle." But Duke Nukem has no castle levels, even going back to the original sidescrollers, which clearly aren't being referenced here. ...Yes, I'll hold

thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

the guy who’s trying to live forever should have a weirder name than bryan johnson

BREAKING: We're suing Louisiana officials for suspending the state's primary election after voting has already begun. On the heels of a Supreme Court decision that eviscerated protections for voters of color, elected officials jumped at the chance to disenfranchise people — we won't allow it.

dammit, who set the horse to 'plausible'

SEED OILS knuckle tattoos

im the only president to pass a field sobriety test

of course the Dessert News (no doubt encaptured by the perfidious wedding cake industry) would take this position

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

I saw this And created this

ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring

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With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

I keep thinking about the ease with which they cancelled elections over the last 24 hours

Stupid babies need the most marketing attention.

looking forward to Oh No The National Debt becoming the single most pressing issue for the national media the second a Democrat takes office again, as is tradition

Okay so the ideal scenario is Collins wins, gets eaten by a moose, and the new governor appoints someone who has managed to clear the low, low bar of never having had a Nazi tattoo. Surely there’s at least one Mainer that fits the bill.

(after burning an effigy) Alright, nice work, gang. That's a great start, but remember the real guy's still out there.

After the end credits of "Wall-E," you see the production logoes for Disney, for Pixar, and then finally, for Buy-N-Large. Because of this, I have always believed that "Wall-E" is a propaganda piece for Buy-N-Large, explaining how they atoned for the destruction of Earth

This is NOT “the kind of power you have when you’re President.” It’s the kind of power a president usurps when he’s behaving like a monarch. That one post is impeachable.

What the fuck is wrong with these people.

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The Quest for Peace.

GRAHAM PLATNER IS A FUCKING NAZI!

The virgin [Bryan Johnson tweet] versus the chad [Kevin Smith tweet].