*shouts at football players tackling each other* MAKE OUT

i always forget people enjoy sports

i was looking forward to their usual antics but it was most likely in their contract that they wouldn’t say those things :/ one can hope

that was a very short concert

green day !!! fuck yeah!!

it's happening!!

*turns on the superbowl pre-show* can you stop talking about football, when are Green Day coming on

Green Day in one hour!

kittens are living embodiment of adhd

this is about the puppy bowl

i love that all puppies have to do is exist and they get their own superbowl

just saw a post on insta that said american idiot was wasted on george bush and that’s now i know gen z is doomed

new pronoun labeler dropped bsky.app/profile/did:...

thinking about that one time my lesbian friend said bi women love women more than lesbians do

@coyusa.bsky.social coyu why are u a pinball now

i was really lucky to have had a female lesbian rabbi at my temple growing up bc it taught me to never have shame in who i am and so i never had shame in being queer fuck christianity and literally all religions/extreme sects of religions that lead people to death for literally existing

can’t wait for Green Day to say/sing what everyone with a brain in their head has been thinking this whole time tonight at 6pm EST

FUCK TRUMP FUCK ICE EVERYONE INVOLVED EVERY DAY IS CLOSER TO THE FALL

🖕🧊

happy bad bunny day

somebody force me to get back on my skincare routine

recommending 2 male singers: -spencer sutherland -steven rodriguez i used to get them confused all the time bc of all the “s”s too but they’re different people, i promise. also, you will fall in love with them. now go on. git.

This weather is bullshit

this is a peak millennial photo #sylvieskyselfieday

Anyone else think imperfections on humans are pretty? Wrinkles, crooked teeth, roots showing in hair.. SHOW ME UR A REAL HUMAN I LOOVE THAT ISH

it’s -11°F here, guys can we just call off winter? i’ve had enough

okay now i’m back on my bullshit

took me two days to talk myself into this shower everybody clap

some queer people really just want rebranded heteronormativity and im not about it

i would just like to announce that i won’t be getting older this year

this is for my fellow millennials who love heated rivalry: do not, under any circumstances, look up hudson & connor’s ages.

idk why i’m always so shocked at HOW synchronized, synchronized figure skaters are. it’s CALLED synchronized figure skating, but DAMN.

no, i will not be shutting up about heated rivalry anytime soon. sorry to the people waiting

i think one of the most important things people learned from heated rivalry is sexual consent

you watch one taylor swift music video and suddenly all traces of heated rivalry are gone from your instagram feed

this is one of the reasons i prefer summer: you don’t have to worry about winds or windchills. you can just exist. if you WANT to focus on heatwaves, that’s on you, but they’ll always be part of summer. its like hating fall bc of all the leaves on the ground.

bruh

good morning music is fun if you want to enjoy it

hot take: some doo-wop was actually pretty impressive, fun, and whimsical. and i wish sometimes it still existed. like there was some acapella in there that most people can NOT do. the criticism that it was repetitive was true BUT there was skill that went into it that simple people refused to see.

hey, you. close google.

timeline cleanse 🥹

the superbowl pre-show is gonna be so good. i’ll tape halftime bc imma be busy watching the puppy bowl instead!

me, in my 20s, wondering why i have such low self-esteem, no sense of identity, and crippling depression

if you didn’t know:

being raised by boomers is not for the weak

i’ve thought i was autistic for a long time bc of how i socialize but it turns out there are a lot of similarities between autism and bpd in that way. i just thought that was interesting

access to me is a privilege that must be earned

🥧

bringing this back bc i see this being talked about a lot and want to remind you how MORE THAN OKAY it is to HAVE MORALS

its so true that — and then i forgot my silly thought