Gonna need to smoke a lot of joints when I get home

Hey guys taylor swift is at this bowling alley

but kiss me and i might drop dead 💋🩷

SOUP DU JOUR | CATURDAY Have a good day friends 🧡

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! THEY'RE SUBMITTED! IT'S THE WEEKEND

ok i THINK!!!!!!!! (not to jinx it) i managed to get these scripts done in just 2 hours of my personal time

ive never believed in astrology purely because im a twin and we are therefore both sagittariuses yet he is literally nothing like me in the slightest

theres a new girl in office and someone just introduced me to her as MARISSA

"you looking like an angel on the walls of versailles" is so beautiful 😭 me every time i look at my man

Sablivia stans it’s a great day to be us 💁🏻‍♀️ new Olivia song and era starting and another round of Sabchella tonight! 🥳

just heard voices and turned around and its the premier. why is he in my office

SOUP DU JOUR | FRIDAY happy almost weekend from us!!!! Work is BONKERS today but hey we get catered lunch today at least!! (Soup's pissed I'm at work as usual)

What kinda bar closes at 11

KISS ME AND I MIGHT DROP DEAD

Trailer for Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘drop dead’ music video out tonight

Wait are we back???? Hello????

I sent Joel this picture of Gerard Way playing magic the gathering and he responded by deducing what cards he's playing and built a Gerard Way inspired deck

bluesky come on i'm trying to post a video of my cat

we interviewed some little old men recently and one of their wives just sent the following email: "I was listening when you asked Carl XYZ and his answer was so-so. I think it should be added that......" and like 3 full pages of details he didnt give us LOL

we both don't need it. we both don't need it. we both don't need it.

realllllly trying to talk myself out of this Hit Me Hard and Soft LIVE spotify fans vinyl

BK Borison really said "oh we're nearing the end and you didn't love my romance's MMC enough yet? Here. Let's have him feed a stray cat" And I said five stars

This has me acting unhinged

went to get a peach lemonade and they were ALL OUT so i had to get orange tangerine lemonade (still pretty good)

went to get a peach lemonade and they were ALL OUT so i had to get orange tangerine lemonade (still pretty good)

NEW OLIVIA AT MIDNIGHT!!!! 🗣️🗣️

thank god the new lana song is good

open.spotify.com/track/2vd3Hb... Thank god Lana's doing Bond music

Is this a good time to announce I have a backup instagram that occasionally features Soup photos? www.instagram.com/sk8tie_ig/

i'M NOT STEVIE, I WONT HEX YA BUT MY VOICE MAY SURELY VEX YA

anyway open.spotify.com/track/0X1Bz7...

a year and a half on this app and it’s still running on the power of friendship

i wish this acc was private come on bsky when

has anyone been watching Margo's Got Money Troubles im very curious but i will not pay for apple tv+

was just trying to talk to a coworker with his headphones in and he went "oh sorry. these are completely noise cancelling. theyre performance-grade in-ear monitors" like ok dude but like why we work in marketing

bluesky stop being broken i need to yap about bullshit

If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses

SOUP DU JOUR | THURSDAY 🍞

"I think we could make something really sad" thats the one

Someone compiled all 56 book covers featuring the same stock photo man

ive avoided reddit my entire adult life but i am fuckin hooked on r/romancebooks

I love books~

IT'S SNOWING AGAINNNNNNN

🥰 WiTh SoUp 😘

SOUP DU JOUR | WEDNESDAY 🐽

hey did i tell you guys that netflix filmed an as-of-yet-unnamed limited horror series starring charlie heaton here in newfoundland

What are the top five movies that you love to introduce people to? Ginger Snaps Hundreds of Beavers Holes The King Tide Twilight

avril lavigne was right… what the hell

already love