summertime spritz pink skies you can call me honey if you want because i’m the one you want

Men make me want to SCReammmmm

me, don’t care what anyone else thinks

Psssstttt Asking for a friend… anyone got Life is a Song deluxe acoustic version(s)?? Or, could you maybe tag me to someone else who has them?

But you can call me honey if you want 💋

taylor swift: “maybe i should move on from making bread to making jam” girl you already make jams, have you HEARD shake it off?

“This is just a storm inside a teacup,” I tell myself as I keep packing boxes.

The one and only @reputaytionedit.swifties.social has gifted my profile with the final touch for my Honey ultimate fan profile page. Thank you, my darling. I do indeed bow before thee~ Summertime spritz, pink skies, have arrived!! 😚

ALSO. THE VIOLINS?!! They are alllll over the album and I’m OBSESSED 😍🎻

The Fate of Ophelia is actually about how The Life of a Showgirl saved me from drowning in the melancholy.

✨ Summertime spritz, pink skies You can call me "honey" if you want because I'm the one you want 😘 Wintergreen kiss, all mine 🌲💋 You give it different meaning 'CAUSE YOU MEAN IT 👏🏻

WHEN ANYONE CALLED ME “SWEETHEART” IT WAS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE AT THE BAR AND THE BITCH WAS TELLING ME TO BACK OFF 'CAUSE HER MAN LOOKED AT ME WRONGGGGG Chat- I found my ✨anthem✨

“I hate fanfic” Okay. Don’t read it. “I hate [insert ship name].” Okay. Don’t delve into their content. “Fanfic as an adult is SO cringe.” Thanks. I’m still gonna read it.

First there was Queen. Then there was Prince. Now there is an EMPRESS 👏🏻 That’s a real fucking legacy to leave.

🚨 Warm reminder to take your meds. - Signed by someone who forgot to take their meds 💊

BE MY NY WHEN HOLLYWOOD HATES ME YOU’RE ONLY AS HOT AS YOUR LAST HIT, BABY 💋

PROFESSIONALS 👏🏻👏🏻

Welcome to the abyss 😘 Take a seat and stay awhile~ How about a cup of tea? With cream? Milk? Honey?? ✨ All I do is talk about Taylor and fanfic so you’re in for a treat! 🦇 Call me tacky all you want, I know you’re obsessed with me 💚

When anyone called me SWEETHEART they were passive-aggressive AT THE BAR And the bitch was telling me to BACKOFF 'Cause her man had looked at me WRONNNGGGG

I love all of Taylor’s little surprise videos that she made for us 🥺 We collect them like Pokemon cards.

Swifties out here doing the LORD’S work 👏🏻

I love her 😭🥰

Possible hot take. Showgirl is Taylor’s best vocal showcase yet.

Acquired my popcorn and M&Ms for my moving showing!!! Is it okay to cry?

Taylor can be my father figure 😏

I sat alone in my tower, you were just honing your powers and now I can see it all

Okay I’m gonna break up my showgirl posts (I know, finally). Diddy only got FOUR YEARS?!!!

Chat, I fear I might have been a showgirl this whole time.

I just INHALED four enchiladas and low key want a chocolate frosty.

I drink that brown liquor, My dick is bigger. Or whatever Taylor said.

Art. Is. Resistance.

the smallest man who ever lived // honey

if bluesky fails, i will just stand in the street corner yelling my posts

My partner made a comment that Wood seemed like a very, very, explicit song. I said, “if I could make a billion dollars singing about your cock I would take the money and run.”

BUY THE PAINT IN THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES 📣

Taylor really does put narcotics into her songs

My new personality is just Life of a Showgirl, I’m so sorry for the inconvenience.

Hellloooo new lock screen 😍

I’m now HIGHLY anxious that my partner doesn’t love me as much as Travis loves Taylor (we’ve been together four years).

Damn. Worth the fucking wait, my dudes.

God Sabrina and Taylor are just perfection~

Honey 🐝🍯🥰

CANCELLED! Wait. What?

WOOOOODDDD

Wi$h Li$t 😍

ACTUALLY ROMANTIC WHAT STOP

CHAT I LIED

Ruin the Friendship be like

Eldest daughter, as an eldest daughter

WAIT WAIT WAIT FATHER FIGURE