Ya’ll I’m going to cry my makeup off at the bar I’m laughing so hard.

OPALITE AT THE BAR 😍 (Yes I know the gif is wrong it’s all they had.)

Me watching the game right now: WHERE IS MY PRINCESS?!!!

need her to be happy forever

I love wine but I hate how much it makes me pee.

#reylo #reyloscenebot

ALL HER FUCKING LIVES FLASHED BEFORE HER EYES

Pickle shots 😍

The Avs LOST AGAIN

I’m thinking Taco Bell for lunch 🥺

It’s okay to just not vibe with any of the pop girlies. I promise you don’t have to make not liking their music your whole personality. And you certainly do not have to turn your lack of enjoyment for their music into personal attacks. Art is subjective. Take what you like, leave what you don’t.

There are plumbers at work and MAN are they loud 😭

I HAVE THIS DREAM WHERE MY DAUGHTER IN LAW KILLS ME FOR THE MONEY 💰

LISTEN TO THIS

Figuring out meals every day for the rest of forever is insane

The Avs are LOOSING 🤬

I’m back on my bullshit (drinking Diet Coke because a ton of it is leftover in the office).

I don’t think it’s fair I have to pay almost 5 bucks a gallon just because a bunch of dudes who weren’t hugged as children got their hands on some power.

TOAD WILL NOW WALK ON A HIGH WIRE, AND HE WILL NOT FALL DOWN.

This is when feeling sinks in, I don’t wanna miss you like this ❤️

Caprese salad night 🥺😍

Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind 🤎

when padmé died r2d2 lost his mom too and i don’t think that gets talked about enough 🥺

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me is ✨ART✨

and what if I said Opalite is ME! all grown up?

It’s cold and rainy and I’m pissed.

The Hunt For Ben Solo fan campaign is still going, and its latest stunt saw a truck circle the Mandalorian and Grogu premiere in Hollywood. https://bit.ly/4wCALHq

EEEK

I love Law and Order SVU 💅🏻

Today’s gender? Vodka and white cran

I love Sydney Sweeney~

Time to get lit and watch Euphoria 😍

These things will change… do you feel it now? ✨🫶✨ Welcome to the offer thread Swifties! 💝 First come, first serve for DMs. Reply to the photo of what you’d like to offer on. I am also welcoming bundle offers if you see multiple pieces you’d like to offer on 🫶 Best of luck! 🤞

Have you ever made your own mash-up? This one has been rolling around in my head for a few days: And maybe we got lost in translation Maybe I asked for too much . . . And I wouldn't marry me either A pathological people pleaser Who only wanted you to see her

Me 🤝 Anxiety Meds

THEY LOOK GOOOOOD

Corgis are just sausage foxes

Anakin would probably like Zyns

It’s me, hi I’m not a problem you can solve

I go to the bathroom to fart because after almost five years I still can’t fart in front of my boyfriend.

Gracie's fans listening to "Hit the Wall" and deeply identifying with every verse

Someone tell me to go to the gym tomorrow I’ve been slacking.

when she says "i hate you" and he replies with "i love you, too" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 just shoot me into the sun

Microwave at work doesn’t turn on 😣

character I love and 5 mutuals to do the same 🥰 (yes I know I have problems) @lavenderblazed.swifties.social @sprinklersplashes.swifties.social @zombieautopilot.swifties.social @hannahbananner.bsky.social @soppressexy.bsky.social