Overthinking, overdoing, over it all I'm unhappy ever after and destined for disaster

DO YOU FEEL LOVE? I KNOW I DON'T. WITH NO ONE TO HOOOOOOOOLD 😭💔

Who wants to be part of my situaSONGship?

The mind is so random cause one day you can be doing something so mundane like folding laundry, and your brain is like: "hey, remember how when you were in middle school some girl stabbed the principal?". Thanks for the lore drop, I guess?

I lowkey don't wanna do that... ✌🏼

Sometimes you sleep and sometimes it's 2:40 am and you're awake crying about Vessel's isolated vocals. Things happen.

I swear something's wrong cause the temperature isn't that high, but it feels suffocating. And in previous years the temperatures have been higher than they are now, but for some reason this time feels worse?

COMMENT A SITUATION, AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SONG! 🎵 ⚠️ I've always wanted to do this. Please, someone humor me... 🥺

My all-time top songs have fewer streams than most of you guys' least streamed songs... 👉👈

La-la-la, la-la-la, la She's past her prime La-la-la, la-la-la, la She's lost her mind La-la-la, la-la-la, la Look at all her flaws La-la-la, la-la-la, la She's a hopeless cause

It's so hot in here that I can't even take a nice and fresh shower cause THE WATER IS ALSO HOT?! 😭

Like 80% of my most played songs are songs that haven't been on my daily rotation in like 5 years.

MILF: Man, I Love Faouzia!

Weekly Recap! 🎧🖤

I love you all. You're beautiful. And never forget that everyone is a princess 👸💖

THIS!

I couldn't find my glasses anywhere and they were STUCK BEWTEEN THE MATTRESS AND THE WALL ?????

Why did they start adding so many blades to razors? I got a safety razor and it's life changing fr.

I had to leave my house and there's like so many people out in the world??? who knew? And they're so aggressive? But I saw a hot tattooed man old enough to be my father, so I guess that's my compensation...

What in taylornation- 💀

DISTANCE, TIMING BREAKDOWN, FIGHTING SILENCE, THE TRAIN RUNS OFF ITS TRACKS KISS ME, TRY TO FIX IT COULD YOU JUST TRY TO LISTEN? HANG UP, GIVE UP AND FOR THE LIFE OF US WE CAN'T GET BACK

My colleague is taking his pto and that means I have to do the job of two people while he's gone, isn't that great? 😬

Happy new music friday to those who celebrate! 🫶🏼

I burned my hand with hot oil 😬

Ouchie :(

Music is so cool cause like there's tons of songs I don't relate to at all but I still can feel all the feels and dramatically lip sync them.

What even is this country? I-

I wish I could go on walks for my mental health but I'm too scared. Can all the men leave the city so I can go outside?

I love food so much but my digestive system does not. Some days I wish I didn't need to eat at all so I wouldn't have to suffer digestive issues.

SOMETIMES THE BEDROOM WALLS BECOME MY ONLY FRIENDS BUT THEY WERE THERE FROM BEGINNING TO EEEEEEND

As a mexican, I've always been confused about the 'Cinco de Mayo' celebrations.

This is how I read all the texts from my coworkes:

Good to know I'm not alone But if I'm really being honest I kinda hope there's something wrong with me I kinda hope this isn't how it's supposed to be, supposed to be I pray to god it's not normal Crying on the floor I don't wanna do this anymore

Is it bad that I'm lowkey disappointed that my labs look normal...

So, I just listen to the same songs and artists over and over again

GUESS WHO HAD TO GET THEIR BLOOD DRAWN WHILE LYING DOWN AND HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO HOME CAUSE THEY'RE UNDER OBSERVATION...

I'm on my period and I'm so sad and mad at everything. And my head hurts 😭

I HATE MY JOB SO MUCH 😭 But I would probably hate every job, so...

I need to go get my blood drawn but It's so mortifying cause every single time I do, I begin to faint. And they have to call some code and then a bunch of people surround me and look at me like I have 3 heads and I feel worse 😭

I'm not really a met gala enthusiast but this Olivia look will be tattooed on my brain forever.

We're going to the mall just to enjoy the AC 😭

I might drop dead.

The apparent temperature is currently 44°C (111°F) and I'm seriously going to cry.

MY REDEMPTION ETERNAL ASCENSION SETTING ME FREE

I really need to clean my house and be productive but this heat has me feeling like I'm gonna pass out of I move.

I often think about how different my life would be if I was a neurotypical extrovert.

And I hate every single second 😭

I've done the right thing over and over again And all I got was a pool full of tears

The apparent temperature is 42°C, please kill me. *That's 107.6°F