baby boy honey bee 🐝

Jealous of whoever bought an opalite bottle because I’d love nothing more than to fill it with water and spray myself continuously in the face

@opaliteskies.swifties.social must do a World Tour it is so unfair that others got to meet her but not MEEEEEE!

darling you’re my my my my FIANCÉE 🥰💕

if you're in line for the great majesty of life and all the joy it can contain STAY IN LINE

UK bloomfs your reminder to store your birth control pills in a cool dark place as they become ineffective above 25c including inside your home🫡

im a big ol’ slut for greek food

Hey so. Just because publications are putting out info about the wedding doesn’t mean we need to further spread it. No reason we need to further carry information for the media. They’re only doing it for your clicks. Be smart. Be respectful. Don’t be weird.

mr emma has left me in b&q to go to the toilet so now I have to pretend I’m looking at fireplaces for half an hour

Won the argument with our energy provider by using big words in my email and they’re reducing our bill back down, I’ll take that win 💅🏻

IT WASNT THIS HOT WHEN WE HAD WOOLWORTHS. WHAT DID THEY KNOW

Update the windows in our house will no longer close because they’ve expanded in the heat 🤡

This heat can fuck off.

saw a post explaining that the reason british people struggle in heatwaves so much is because the weather is so interchangeable in the UK that it never stays the same long enough for us to acclimatise

from “i wouldn’t marry me either” to “knelt to the ground and pulled out a RING” ✋🏼😃

Apparently people don’t know library cards are free??? Btw LIBRARY CARDS ARE FREE

we’ve had heatwaves in the UK before but I’m not sure we’ve ever had a red warning with schools and shops closing and it’s a little worrying actually

This heatwave is too much 😩😩

I got a first class distinction on my last essay! It was 13 pages and I worked so hard on it so i’m really happy ☺️

i love weird strange people

declan rice more like declan nice am I right

ITS TOO HOT EVERYTHING IS WET MY HEAD IS WET MY THIGHS ARE WET MY NECK IS WET IT IS MUGGY AND HUMID AND HOT

I wish to know the fatal flaw that makes you long to be magnificently cursed 🍀

If you are able to please don’t forget to leave some bowls of water out for the birds in this heat or store them some feed in a shaded area 💛

The rookie coming to netflix is the best news I’ve heard all week 🥳

I’m so excited to see what Taylor’s wedding dress looks like I just know she’s gonna look ethereal

who up barely awake because of the thunderstorm 😴

just went for our evening walk but I forgot to wear my glasses and I couldn’t see what dogs were coming up the road which is my favourite part so mr emma spent the walk going “this is a brown labrador” “this is a caramel cockapoo” “this is a black long haired daschund” 😭😭😭

let me be direct just stop! ✋🏼 you’re being fucking weird 💋

🚨 UK pals we’ve reached a red weather warning so pls fill up your water bottles and keep sipping!!! ☀️ (also don’t forget the water you drink today will keep you hydrated for tomorrow so especially if you’re heading out tomorrow.. drink drink drink!) 💦

Gooooooood morning 🦋 ☀️ Starting the week with a positive mindset 💖 Be kind to yourself & others ✨ Give yourself the gift of thinking kind thoughts 🌈 Look for bright moments of the day 💪 Trust your heart, you can face this 🥰 A little positivity can go a long way ✨🌸 Let’s have a great Monday! 🫶

my university have accepted my autism referral as my diagnosis because it’ll take so long for an assessment so they have officially put on my learning plan that I can “sit on the floor during teaching lessons” that’s all your girly wanted 💖💖

tbf monday mornings have me wanting to publicly announce my resignation too

Do you think as the spouse of a Prime Minister you’d get the ick having to watch them resign on the street

betty for PM

"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"

lmaoooo just put the lettuce back in power it’ll last longer *Alt text: a photo of Keir Starmer

I always speak twice before I think.

father’s day was only invented because taylor swift has a bigger dick than you and it needs celebrating

dear reader burn all the files desert all your past lives and if you don’t recognize yourself THAT MEANS YOU DID IT RIGHT 💙

Sending big big love to those who today sucks for 🫂❤️ And my deepest admiration for the mommas who did it all themselves 😘

Oh I love a farm shop, especially when there’s a boarder collie running around

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happy 2 year anniversary to hearing the black dog live & “karma is the guy on the chiefs” 🥹🫶🏼

the violins in honeybee are just 👩‍🍳💋

Solstice wildflowers

I hate how when you feel anxious you can physically FEEL it in your chest

when you think about taylor swift I hope you do think about me (enemies derogatory) (friends affectionate)

im still not over "i'll be 87, you'll be 89" and then travis being number 87 and taylor is 1989.. i will simply never get over it. never ever