is this... a good taylor swift joke???? oh my god i thought i'd never see the day

Why does it feel so illegal to walk into a cinema just to buy the popcorn and walk back out again no popcorn tastes as good as cinema popcorn I have no choice !!

I can’t wait to get a dog 🥹

I don’t want to work I want to bake cinnamon buns and blueberry muffins and chocolate chip cookies

we’re just normal men. we’re just innocent men

The things I’d do to be sitting by a pool on holiday right now with a heavily watered down cocktail and a packet of lays

they tell you to "travel the world" but forget to mention that it means being far away from your bed

It is impossible to put into words how much I love being in bed

making friendship bracelets while vibing to harry because bloomfchella and wembley are approaching!!! life is SO good 🪩✨

i’m just too soft for all of it

I love being around friends that make you feel uplifted and energised afterwards 💛

only bought this dress so you could take it off etc etc 🖤

EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF WHAT YOU GOT.. NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF WHAT YOU HAD TO DO TO GET IT!!

Eat whatever the fuck you want. It's not my business, and it's certainly not Billie Eilish's business. She's entitled to her opinion even though it's rooted in ignorance.

far and away my most unwoke take is that I fully support ethical hunting for food purposes and have stood ten toes down on that argument more than a few times

I eat meat, I love animals I said what I said xx

If you hear about how Billie Eilish's insta stories are a hot topic rn but don't see anything about the subject or obviously needed trigger warnings, please do NOT just go "to look and see what all the fuss is about" because I sobbed and I only saw 1 video. TW: Animal abuse & exploitation

all the talks of being vegan on the tl while i tuck into my nando’s

David Attenborough is 100 years old TODAY nothing else matters!!!!!

I really do not like billie eyelash

IM BOOKED IN FOR JULY! 8 weeks until I get to see/wear my dress for the first time ahhhhh!!! 😍🥹😍🥹

friendly reminder that this “lil you or bad may” trend on instagram is incredibly triggering for people with OCD xxx

i love taylor swift

I need to ask mr emma what he thinks of having the seating chart as taylor swift albums 💒 (we’d be at the lover table, obviously)

IM NOT LETS GO DEBUT 🦋💚 🥳

last nights puddings and yes, that is a profiterole tower 🤤🤤

david attenborough if his next documentary was on sabrina carpenter

happy 100th birthday to david attenborough!! an asset to the human race 😍👏🏼🌍

racist homophobic fuck ass country

this! for people with prosopagnosia (face blindness), putting "blond woman smiles" as your alt text is as useful as putting "required alt text"! please!!

good evening we went out for dinner at our wedding venue this evening and just look at the wisteria !! 🥹

unfortunately time seems to have stopped, 5pm is a mere hallucination

💚 DONT 💚 FORGET 💚 TO 💚 VOTE 💚 💚💚💚 not that I’m trying to convince you who to vote for 💚💚💚 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

swapping voice notes with libbey always brings me so much happiness

Britney Spears - Baby One More Time (1999) it’s still one of my fave albums to date

this is your reminder that its david attenborough’s 100th birthday on friday and I WILL be hosting a bsky party bring your favourite animal crackers 🎈🎂

we’re going to an unlimited pudding night with the in-laws tomorrow and I’m sooooooo excited 👁️👄👁️ PUDDING 👁️👄👁️

they should invent a weekend that lasts forever

MY DRESS HAS ARRIVED IN STORE!!! It’s ready for my first look fitting!! 😭😭😭

I bet taylor swift doesn’t worry how much her aldi shopping will come to at the self-checkout

just found out I passed my mental health essay with a merit which I was 100% adamant I’d failed and would have to resit, cheers to that! 🥳

potatemma

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

last ones I promise I was just really happy to have my make up done ☺️

fuck the prices of concert tickets 🥰

i’ve got some new beads today while i was out and about with my parents and my dad went: do you have a concert planned? i have THE concert planned!!!💋🪩 @opaliteskies.swifties.social @giuliaisamirrorball.swifties.social @mokosversion.swifties.social @abetterdan.swifties.social

I don’t get it when people say gaming is childish. Being playful doesn’t make you less grown, it just means you still know how to enjoy life. Playfulness is a mindset = curiosity, imagination, having fun. Gaming naturally taps into that and keeps you connected to that part of yourself, but anyway.

our girl is damn serious about this too, feli is so encouraging and inspiring and truly thanks to her advice I’m now down 17lbs and slowly becoming healthy, she’s a pocket rocket 🚀

this weekend my friend said “emma is always ahead of the conversation or behind but never in the conversation” and I’ve never felt more seen in my life this is how I’ve felt my whole life!!!!

a van gogh inspired red carpet? be still my beating heart 😮‍💨