the uk just entered winter over the last 24 hours

Why would fishes smell if they're having a bath every single day 😭

everytime I hear rapture I keep getting it confused with raptor and get excited for the return of the dinosaurs

can I attend the rapture in the morning and WFH in the afternoon?

Hey, does anybody know if we need to be outdoors for this rapture thing? I'm guessing if we're indoors we'll be doomed to forever float in the corner of the ceiling like a sad party balloon? On a positive note, makes it easier to paint some frescos... #rapture2025

what times this rapture?????

Always fun to come back to the feed after a couple hours and see if I can figure out what new completely fucked thing has just happened

god, your sluttiest warrior needs $250,000

NEW TAYLOR MUSIC NEXT WEEK

not that there’s any relevance at all but @taylorswift it would really really be good if you could record crazier TV before april 2027 no relevance to my wedding at all but just would be really appreciated xxxxxx

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

hey all, I am really uncomfortable asking but I broke up with my boyfriend and need to move out of the apartment we shared. I found something I will be able to afford the lease on, but I need some help coming up with the first and deposit, for a total of $1600.

just read an article saying the world is going to end tomorrow and like that’s just absurd.. the life of a showgirl hasn’t even been released yet????? why would the world end before that??? daft

I cannot believe in one week I will be in my final year of my 20s I am so grateful but so wistful at the same time

This lil baby is going to Wales 🌿💚

HAPPY LIBRA SEASON!!! may we forever struggle to make decisions and fall in love with everyone and everything 💘🎀✨

please perceive me like this now: red & evermore on repeat, hot tea, hot chocolate, fall movies and tv shows, reading in bed with a soft blanket, fall scented candles, cardigans

I have a confession 🧍🏻‍♀️ I’m not sure I want to go to the cinema to see showgirl. I think I’d love to see it at home once it’s out but when you don’t have swiftie friends irl it’s not as vibey lol

Getting old suuuucks but also man am I lucky to be able to

chat why do I wake up so dehydrated every morning when I drink so much water the day before????

I can’t actually watch the rapping #MAFSUK

12 days until we know the meaning of shiny bug!! 🪲

i am so excited to hear opalite 💎

I’m bisexual which means I like both biscuits and gravy.

trying to arrange the seating plan for our wedding and we just have a table of people who don’t know each other but are sort of left over and don’t fall into a category 😅

libras it’s nearly our time!! 💘🎀✨🌷

12 DAYS UNTIL TS12

whenever a creator raises the inflection of their voice before a pause, it makes me want to rip my eardrums out. speak in a normal cadence im begging you 😭😭

had a dream me and @inthepouringrain.swifties.social and @lyddia.bsky.social were making up a dance routine but it was stopped short by a zombie invasion 💔

cannot wait to dress up as tay for halloween including glitter freckles

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

ALLOW ME TO PRESENT: THE REHEARSAL SCHEDULE OF A SHOWGIRL! 14 days of prep until Showtime! Get out your rhinestones, your feather boas, and your biggest stage presence and let’s make some magic ❤️‍🔥 Repost for visibility, comment to be added to the tag list 🫶🏻

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

I used to think I was born in the wrong generation but that is incorrect. I love over the counter pain killers and telling men to shut the fuck up

I love being in love 🥰❤️💖

oh would you look at that the new iPhone got released this week and now my phones acting up.. crazy

this is the most sundayest saturday ever

gave me his whole heart then i gave him head

I’m not much of a morning person, or a night person. I’m a “please reschedule this entire day” person.

only like five people on earth know how to zipper merge, and it shows

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

I actually feel like going to the cinema to watch the showgirl movie would be a great place to make new friends 💘

Taylor Swift eras as disney princesses 👑 part 10: Cinderella as midnights 💙

Coworker: Team work makes the dream work. Me: For the love of god, please end me.

Is it just US cinemas????? 😭😭😭

"Listen to your body" Oh, you mean snap crackle and pop?

I just walked up to a guy at work and said, “Hey Glen?” and he said, “It’s Glenn,” and I have no idea how he knows I missed the second, silent N.