the drink you spilt all over me lover's spit left on repeat my mom and dad let me stay home it drives you crazy getting old this dream isn't feeling sweet we're reeling through the midnight streets and i've never felt more alone it feels so scary getting old - the lorde

Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned Everything you lose is a step you take So make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it You've got no reason to be afraid - Swiftian Proverbs 10:05

say it once again with feeling how the death rattle breathing silenced as the soul was leaving the deflation of our dreaming leaving me bereft and reeling my beloved ghost and me sitting in a tree d y i n g

EUROVISION BRACKET BATTLE 🎙️ ok i need you to tell me (a) if you would do it because idk if there's enough interest (b) what you want added to the list. i've made a start but there are many many options. if your fave isn't on there tell me and i'll add it! it's recent-biased but i'm cool with that

YES MA'AM

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good morning

LET ME IN PLEASE @bsky.app

in case you've ever wondered what my accent is like 👇 (it's pretty weak these days)

✨british culture✨

yes I got THE PowerPoint flashbacks, next question

Enchanted appreciation post 💜🏰🪄

i never do this sort of thing but i'm lonely working away from home again so indulge me 🥺 1 like = 1 answer

i like that it took a scary amount of familiarity with trains and also a bunch of detective work to figure out - from a video that gives very few clues - that this was a eurostar train to london. and you're all just like "yeah of course dan knows that" 🤭

on the eurostar no less! big day for people who stan pop girlies AND public transport 😇

they actually are insane because what do you mean lorde posted this book recommendation 3 hours ago and you've already got an artsy picture of you reading it??

“I’m NoT LiKe OtHeR GirLs” well I am. i’m exactly like other girls. i love iced coffee and wine and flowers and pop music and romance movies and reading and taking pictures of my food and doing my nails and the color pink and taylor swift. guess what? there’s nothing wrong with that. 💅🏻 💐🍷🩷🎶

still thinking about this picture from last year's coachella

i love a monday morning where i forget i have a 9am online meeting and then have to hope they're not all mad at me, not only for turning up late but also thereby forcing them all to switch from french to english 😵‍💫

and if i say i know you're hurting is the best song on raye's album?

my kink is seeing fascists lose

you watch sports and root for the players that are hot, mr dan and i watch university challenge and root for the players that are hot, we are not the same

how would this even work though. there are so many songs. just winners from the past 10-20 years or so? but so many of the best songs didn't win. might need to be "winners and fan favourites", loosely defined

who up thinking about liability (reprise)

my home-from-holiday present to myself, to help me pretend i'm still on the mediterranean, has arrived ☕✨

it's not very pop girly but you know what would be a fun thing to do at some point in the next month? a eurovision bracket battle 🎙️👩‍🎤🪩💃🇪🇺

literally the two most beautiful angelic women to ever walk this earth ☁️✨🤍

born to be a thot daughter. forced to be a gay son 😔

Protip don't think about how bad the world is Think about how good Taylor Swift are

💛 But can you feel 💛 💛 this magic in the air? 💛 💛 It must have been the way 💛 💛 you kissed me 💛 🙂‍↔️ WRONG ✋ 😫🤧 !SEASONAL ALLERGIES! 😷🤒

do you ever see a post out in the wild and think, was this made specifically for me? how do they know that i exist? how did they know that i would see it?

finally home from nearly a month (!) abroad and tell me why my favourite plant decided at some point to yeet itself off my desk?? a failed bid for freedom??

ok fine. if you see it, do it Nickname: dan Pronouns: he/him Height: 5’8"/173cm Sexuality: yes Smokes: no Piercings: no Tattoos: no Fave color: lilac (but to wear, brown) Fave drink: mocha Non-alch: ^ Fave food: a proper bri'ish chinese takeaway Fave animal: idk. guinea pig i guess

"the problem with these environment folk is they want to protect the animals but they don't realise that the planet was created by god for us" this wonderful french train may be very 90s coded but the conversation taking place on it is sending me back centuries not decades

need the american backpackers on this train who are currently debating theology by just quoting the bible at each other (people really do that?) to read the room rn x

it’s giving

is it bad if i'm more offended at the disrespect to the field of geology than i am at the disrespect to me and my life of sin? come for me all you want, i can take it, but leave the dinosaurs and the trilobites out of this!!! 🦕🌿

a useful reminder that, as much as we have constructed a wonderfully wholesome and tight-knit community around nothing but our love of a singer from pennsylvania, and we *happen* to have a lot of values in common, those values aren't inherent. these battles have to be fought and won even here ✊✨

now i understand why all my favourite iconic divas come from italy 💅👢 @sunshinebyoana.swifties.social @giuliaisamirrorball.swifties.social

it must suck to be a taylor swift hater on a planet orbited by space-swifties

apparently this isn't even the first swiftie in space!

SWIFTIES, WE MADE IT TO SPACE

love you to the moon and to saturn 🌒

who up choosing they and me religiously

who up rolling they stone away

happy easter everyone 🐣🌷🌤️💞

i actually haven't listened to taylor in WEEKS so tell me why i woke up and my brain was going i promise nobody's gonna love you like me he hee our song is the slamming screen door sneaking out late tapping on your window back before you lost the one real thing you've ever known just take me homeeee