I need a witch to transfer my consciousness into a bodega cat RIGHT NOW

it’s giving 🙅‍♀️ NO GIRL 🙅‍♀️ NOT ✨ showgirl ✨

*town crier voice* TAYAUTOGRAPHS HERE, GET YOUR TAYAUTOGRAPHS HERE

every minute is like 10 minutes while waiting to get approved for a cat. starting to think they won’t get back to us today 😢

we put in an application 😈

because there is always discourse about this, i am prefacing by saying how much or little you got has nothing to do with how much of a fan you are or the fact that you absolutely belong in this community 🫶🏻 buy what you want and can afford, and leave the rest! anyways, here’s my haul 🤭

today on international safe abortion day, i acknowledge: ♀️ abortion is healthcare ♀️ abortion is a human right ♀️ abortion is your choice, no justification needed

another day of convincing my husband that we should get another cat and i think today may perhaps be successful 😈

swifties let’s play a game! 💕 spell your name with taylor swift songs cososom hoax rwylm innocent snow on the beach the man i almost do now that we don’t talk a place in this world

i honestly don’t think i’ve fully processed that we are a week away from new taylor music. my brain is still at the eras tour and ttpd just came out like last month??????

john colton :)

HAPPY TWO YEARS!!! 🥹🤏🏻

am i really gonna have to clock into work before the rapture how rude

because i’m a whole ass wife now, i gotta show off the stack 💍 (and a guest appearance by 🐱)

knee brace on and hobbling like a grandmother today 🙃

hey all, I am really uncomfortable asking but I broke up with my boyfriend and need to move out of the apartment we shared. I found something I will be able to afford the lease on, but I need some help coming up with the first and deposit, for a total of $1600.

anyone else deal with the vasovagal response? any tips??? bc i tripped and fell and hit my knee today, not even that badly, and then proceeded to pass out on the sidewalk 😒 my husband was so fucking scared i feel so bad 😭

IT'S ONE HELL OF A DRUG! 💫 FLORIDA!!! MOVES ON 🌴♥️ wish you would come back, wish i never hung up the phone like i did- and, truth is? i can't pretend it's 'platonic', it just ended ☎️🚫 the vibe is yearning- i wish you would vs now that we don't talk ask to be tagged & repost for visibility 💞🤡

me when i remember the life of a showgirl comes out in 13 days

🚨| Taylor Swift talks about her creative process behind The Life of a Showgirl CDs and vinyls

in the words of our tour guide today (really): skibidi stalactite 🪨

takes one to know one 🤠 COWBOY LIKE ME MOVES ON!!!🤎 c'mon- show me how much better you are, it's one hell of a drug 🌴🔪 SCREAMING ABOUT: better than revenge vs florida!!!!🗣️ YELL YOUR ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS!!!! ASK TO BE TAGGED & PLZ REPOST 💋💘

not buying the cardigan but seeing taylor looking so cutesy in it is making it much harder to not buy the cardigan

hear me out: pumpkin spice iced matcha latte

i was busy getting married today so i didn’t post this but earlier before the cardigan dropped my now husband (what the fuck) said “oh it’s probably an orange glittery cardigan” just joking around…and then it was an orange glittery cardigan ☠️

hitched af 💍

getting married (!!!!!!!) tomorrow head go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

it’s wedding week! 🥰🥰🥰 …i got my period today and it’s supposed to rain at the exact moment of my outdoor elopement! 🙄🙄🙄

i can’t believe taylor wrote maroon about @carnationsnotroses.bsky.social

growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all

spinning all of billie eilish’s discography chronologically today bc i FINALLLLYYYYY got don’t smile at me 🙂‍↕️

Periodic reminder that using "fancy fonts", especially in your name, makes it unreadable to screen reader users (e.g. VoiceOver will generally skip over it). There's still too many folks here who use alt text (great!) but have unreadable names 😅

age verification? call me after 9pm so that the minutes are free!! 📞

in taylor’s defense…it was exactly what the site said it would be ☠️

hi all, another reminder that the Secret Gardens Discord server is a fun little 18+ community with a bunch of your bluesky Swiftie besties! we yap about Taylor, TV, 🍃, life, whatever! DM or reply if you'd like an invite (public invite links can get brigaded with spam/bot nonsense)!

State Department to ban immigrants speaking ill of Charlie Kirk. VP to fly his body to Arizona on Air Force 2. Trump to award him the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Journalists getting fired for asking the right questions. We are spiraling into a dystopia beyond our imagining.

womp womp! anyways

deleted my post/comments about the pic being partially AI completed bc apparently that is too hot a topic to comment on lol (be nice to people pls?????)

Sabrina ❤️‍🔥

my house is on pretty girl avenue ❤️‍🔥

Sabrina Carpenter has arrived to the #VMAs red carpet. 🎥: Pop Crave

ppl be like wow is [christina] ever gonna get over [maroon] and the answer is NO!! 🫶🏻

y'all could never give me peaceee 🤡😂💞 WOULD'VE, COULD'VE, SHOULD'VE MOVES ON!😍 and you looked at me, got down on one knee, takes one to know one you're a cowboy like me 🤍 swooning over: COWBOY LIKE ME VS MARY'S SONG 🤠💚 *HAPPY* VOTING!😇 rp for visibility, ask to be added to the tag list 🥰

what taylor swift song do we think he’s listening to in his airpods in this moment

forever devastated i can’t go anymore but these have now been sold to a fellow fan in our bsky community and im so happy for that!!!!

🗣️ CHAPPELL ROAN TICKETS FOR SALE 🎫 2 bleacher seating tickets for chappell roan in nyc on september 20th. section 802, seats 12 & 13 i am only looking to get face value, which would be about $110 each/$220 both! let me know if anyone is interested :)

your faithful love paid off! HOAX MOVES ON!!!❤️‍🔥 all these people think love's for show but i would die for you in secret; and the god's honest truth is that the pain was heaven 💫 feuding today: WOULD'VE, COULD'VE, SHOULD'VE vs PEACE ✨ ask to be tagged, repost for visibility 💋🩶

my vinyl shelf has been totally unorganized for so long now but i just re-alphabetized it all and i am at PEACE 🙂‍↕️