karma says “🙃”

sorry I seem distracted just have to keep checking my phone to see if one of my freedoms is being arbitrarily taken away

raise your hand if you're a daughter from hell 🙋‍♀️

no vacancy ❌ the window inn is fully booked ❌

sorry but the answer is actually like a g6

mother’s day so triggering i added this to my kobo wishlist yesterday 🤣 you gotta laugh so you don’t cry!

Happy Monday my friends! If you've got a fiver to spare please consider throwing it towards my choir. A fantastic queer organization celebrating our 10th anniversary this year! Thanks to all who've chipped in so far, I'm at 150/200 of my (current, subject to be altered!) personal goal!!

happy mother's day to mother earth i love u

i got a body pillow for my reading nook today and now i may never leave 🙂‍↕️

lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty

i was wondering how long it would take my estranged mother to text me some insane manipulative guilt tripping bullshit today. 4:45pm is much longer than i thought she’d make it, but she made sure to get it done before the day ended! so proud of this grown woman wow! 🤩

i’m a child of the universe actually so happy mother’s day to the earth and the moon and the sun and all the other planets and stars. i’m honored to be made from your dust 💗

i don’t have a mom, i was created in a lab

I need trans male MC books. Not romances (but not necessarily non-romance, you know?). I like murder mysteries, mind benders, thrillers, and light psych horror. SF is generally good, fantasy is hit or miss, and for the love of the Earth please not another coming out story.

mother’s day weekend with an estranged mother is not for the weak :) if i’m weird the next few days you know why :)))))

spinning kissco rn 🪩💋🙂‍↕️

busy woman. all the time. busy woman. for the rest of my life.

Here’s another one

insomnia hours yay 😃

the saw movies are back on netflix so i guess that means it’s time for a rewatch 🙂‍↕️

this! for people with prosopagnosia (face blindness), putting "blond woman smiles" as your alt text is as useful as putting "required alt text"! please!!

if you're at work i'm sorry and you don't deserve that

*knuckle crack* I know a fundraiser is the last thing people want to see right now but it's time for PRISM's annual pride fundraiser!! I am setting a goal of a hundred bucks to contribute to the overall $15k goal! You can chip in here: tiny.cc/5ey2101

a bender but it’s good 4 u. log off. make so much art. connect with nature. practice witchcraft. eat the rich. smoke so much weed & have so much sex. drink water. do ur skin care. be with the people who love u

plot twist of the century is that i’m going to the freaking unraveled tour and more importantly meeting @lightsofmanhattan.swifties.social 😭💗 I AM SO EXCITED!

justice for glitch. JUSTICE FOR GLITCH!!

BEEN NUMBER ONE BUT IVE NEVER HAD TWO AND I CANT HAVE FUN IF I CANT HAVE UH!

made it to me safely from the uk 🥰

i love my cats so much. that is all. 🥹

not feeling very optimistic for olivia tickets after seeing my international bloomfs have so much trouble 😭 why are they one million dollars

thought i saw you at the bus stop. i didn’t though.

she so purdy

spinning badlands rn and it’s just such a fuckin classic ily halsey

dissociation pasta

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tell me for REAL do you think it’s forever

i love my puter, all my friends are inside it!!! #art #illustration

used for: labor induction uterine fibroids endometriosis cervical ripening (aka for an abortion OR AN IUD) women are having their rights and comfort stripped away piece by piece and it's sickening

she’s insane

it’s clearly 1989 (taylor’s version) (taylor’s version again)

TOY STORY ASS COUNTDOWN WHAT DOES IT MEANNNNNN

Tomorrow

HORRIBLE TIMING OLIVIA NOW I HAVE TO CHOOSE 😭

i’m NOT a bad bitch and this ISN’T savage 😅

the other day i cried while eating mini corn dogs and tonight i cried while eating ice cream. life is hard but at least there are snacks 🙂‍↕️

mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card! cancelled!!!!

do i…..see hayley williams in nyc 👀

adhd is so silly in the way that i can drink an entire red bull and then promptly take a nap