just looked out my window to the first snow of the season 🥹❄️

this is karma. karma has an absurd amount of appropriate sleeping options available to her 24/7. despite this, her favorite spot in the house is the dish drying mat. is this sanitary? can’t be. but what am i supposed to do, tell her no? don’t be the most adorable creature to ever exist?

i didn’t realize more people would actually ask for this so pls give me some time to use my noggin for names while i’m also in the middle of work lol i’ll try to do them all by tonight :) ily guys

get your cute holiday display names here!!! 🤭

reply a number 1-100 and i’ll give you my top song in that spot 🤗

the fact that official government social media accounts are rage baiting us and using pop songs so that the pop girlies reply and say “stop using my music, assholes” is something that no dystopian author prepared me for

i already blocked them, but some random quoted this saying “LOL muted” if anyone is bored and wants to bully a weirdo! 🥰

but in case you cared about more than just taylor swift, here’s all my top artists lol

shocking information to nobody! 🙂‍↕️

SLAM THE DOOR! HIT IGNORE!

the skyline did the thing

i’d go back to december, turn around and change my own mind

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Our country is better because of immigrants.

been waiting all month to be able to change my display name from (down since july) 🍂 to (feeing unmoored) ❄️ so you’re getting it a few hours early 🙂‍↕️ hey, december

i am karen and i am okay with that

hey guys just wondering did you know it was maroon

stars do u like dem ✨🥹

his mission was indeed successful 🤤

my husband took a tupperware container inside his lunchbox today to steal me thanksgiving food 🤣😭

happy thanksgiving to my US besties, and to ALL of you, i am so thankful for your friendship ❤️🦃

i am SO DEAD. my husband got his beard entirely shaved off today, which he hasn’t done for salem’s (our first cat) entire life, and salem deadass does NOT RECOGNIZE HIM

go to the taylor album that matches your birth month and hit shuffle - that song is the vibe for the rest of your day 🤎

i am free from mother’s shackles for one (1) day

here with a controversial take: goodbye, stuffing!

the bag is giving ✨showgirl ✨ www.nordstromrack.com/s/kurt-geige...

miss swift why are we pending. why are we doing that.

christmas tree farm playing in the petco iktr

sitting on my balcony bundled up in two blankets smoking a j and listening to man’s best friend rn. so yeah. i’ve been worse!

note to self: try this again but hang it as high as possible so my insane cat can’t jump and rip it down :)))))))))) like girl you are literally named after a taylor swift song what is this disrespect

the ability to think “I just asked a friend to hang out and this crazy bitch freaked out on me for being normal, I am so upset she’d think I’m unsafe” and also think that making like 10 alts to follow her and her friends around Bluesky isn’t proving her point is quite impressive. should be studied!

weeee here you go!!! ✨ www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUlg...

our entryway has needed some pizazz for so long. 🤩 bonus second pic with just the small lamp on bc look at the light bouncing off of it!!!

have to get out of my car but peter is playing so. no.

ahhhhhh!!!!! 😍

presenting, the final holiday haul. ❤️ (putting a disclaimer that this is very unnecessary spending, and i save for these drops every year. but pls never ever feel pressured to buy anything based on what you see someone else doing. okay, i love you!!!)

ok but no more drops now taylor i have spent way way more money than i ever should have this week 🥲

I FINALLY GOT A RED CARDIGAN OH MY FUCKING GOD

Waffle to pay Kyle’s Vet Bill: Tickets are $2 a spot, $10 for 6, $20 for 13. Shipping included to the the US. As always there are FIVE free spots, earn them by making a comment and tagging TEN people. Cashapp $DelMarWSS Venmo- Natalie-Stoppani PayPal- www.paypal.me/nstoppani

I’d hold you as the water rushes in 🌊

husband is in florida for the weekend so me and the cats are turning the fuck up* *ordering a lot of doordash and smoking a lot of weed (catnip for the cats ofc) and watching girlypop shows and yapping with you allllllllll 🙂‍↕️

i have to turn my head away from the snowglobes. i have the lover one, and i know, because of who i am as a person, if i buy even one more i’ll have to complete the entire collection. so. lalalala nothing dropped today at 11am for me but im so happy for everyone that got one 💗

seeing calls again for holiday boycotts from all mega corporations so here is my two cents: boycotting is a privilege. if you have the financial means to shop elsewhere besides amazon or walmart for xmas gifts, that’s awesome! so proud of you.

what if i…hung it on my wall like a tapestry 👀 i feel like that would be soooo pretty actually

💕

my fun gummies must have melted in the car or something because they are just one big glob now and i have to guess the dosage so this should be a really fun time 🥴

summer went away, still the yearning stays 🌙 (this thing runs BIG, i sized up bc i like my stuff a little oversized. and boy. is she oversized. cozy af though)

yeah the documentary crew may have filmed everyone coming offstage after closing night but so did i 💁🏻‍♀️