I find all the "but at school they didn't teach us that" arguments to be utterly preposterous! Nobody was taught to be a swiftie!!! You were supposed to learn to learn and be able to get obsessed over Taylor Swift ON YOUR OWN!!!

hold on where is my phone

the best-written character of all time has to be Samantha of Sex and the City

I had a whopper today you guys!!! Whopper is my favourite burger!!!! And I had it with pepsi!!! Pepsi is my favourite drink!!!! Yes!!!!!

If whatever is growing on your face doesn't look like this, SHAVE IT OFF 🪒

yes, i am a swiftie yes, i eat polystyrene we exist! #Swifties8Polystyrene

labubus were one century ago

I am too 🩷🥰💞💍🙂‍↕️✨💅💝💖💘💕💞💓 to text like a normal person!

i use my powers for evil

who’s up wishing they were back at the reputation tour

next vinyl will be a recording of me singing along to Honey and messing up the lyrics. not a single, just for funsies

I need a book from Charlie Swan’s POV and make it horror

back from the library [performatively]

Do Taylor Swift song acronyms sometimes trip you up? There's a website that helps with that! TAYcronyms.com

BITTE DIE PRESSBURGER BURG IST EIN SCHLOSS IN BRATISLAVA

i am too woke for all of it or whatever taylor said

PAPER RINGS 8!!! BECAUSE 8 LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF RINGS!!!! 💍💍

I woke up for a glass of water and between my bed and the kitchen it occurred to me that paper cut stings from my paper thin plans = consequences of paper rings. I am very mad it’s taken me this long to make that link.

I love Sunday afternoonies!!! Happy first day of spring everyone!!!

sabrina carpenter presents: fearmongering

winelor it's noon on a sunday can you not alt text: Taylor Swift holding up a wineglass filled to the brim and smirking

The Opalite Music Video: An Analysis by Goose Lavender Make sure you read alt text on every slide! I clarify points and add so much detail there.

they want those bright balenci and lights shades and a fat baby with a ass face

climate "change" means that the Earth is currently in her Fearless era 💛

DEAR MARINE BIOLOGISTS, STOP!!! I DO NOT CARE WHAT IS DOWN THERE!! WHAT I DON'T KNOW CANNOT HURT ME!! STOP RESEARCHING THE OCEAN!!! WHAT HIDES IN THE DARKNESS OF THE DEEP WAS NEVER MEANT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!! WE KNOW MORE ABOUT SPACE THAN OUR OCEANS FOR A REASON! CEASE RESEARCH IMMEDIATELY!!

is it lice or why do boys everywhere walk around touching their hair like that

If I was the last person on the planet I'd drink all Pepsi left and would explode!

I am glad hanging is still practiced in Europe! The weather is lovely outside, and tumble dryers consume way too much electricity!

the inside of my brain

R E J O I C E!!!

and when i say Taylor Swift is actually underrated… then what..,

I was setting a ladybug that crawled into my room free, and it peed on me :( Being nature's friend is often difficult 😔

Taylor Swift backwards is Tfiws Rolyat which is fine on its own but if you read it backwards it spells TAYLOR SWIFT?!!!!!

i hate american english so much 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

I might be stupid but I'm not clever

Making me choose between my two most favourite songs 😭 I love DBATC I promise!! 🩷 #TheDazzlingEras #LoverWeekTDE

Swiftie, it's yours 🫵 kicking in doors 💥🚪🦵 take it to the floor 👇↘️⬇️ gimme more ⬆️⬆️⬆️☝️🥰 buy 💲🤑💲 the paint 🎨🖌️ in the color of your eyes 😍😍😍 of your eyes 👁️👄👁️ And graffiti 💅💅💅 my whole damn life 💕💕💘💞 🍯 Honey 🍯🐝🐝🐝

And now everyone is acting like it's my turn to take over and carry on teaching the brightest minds of our small, but very proud country! All due respect, sir, I intend to rescue a princess, move into a castle and host tea parties! I do not wish to spend the rest of my days in this university!

clocked upcoming mercury retrograde days ago, call me Quasimodo, I foretold all this!!!

[to the tune of the old spider-man theme] onion ring, onion ring, does whatever a onion ring. goes with salt, goes with sauce, as a meal, or a side. yum yum! here come my onion rings 🎵🎶🎵🎶

next thing you know they'll start saying Travis Kelce is a swiftie

I pray that onion rings will become as popular as taco bell in swiftie circles 🙏

I like shiny things but I’d like to eat some onion rings.

I CAME HERE TO CHEW GUM AND SHAKE ASS AND I AM ALL OUT OF GUM!!!

thinking about przewalski horses, that's a very polish sounding surname for a horse

I am surprised so many people listen to podcasts I mean the voices in my head are telling me to listen to Lover again, why would I have some dude yap in my ear instead?

paper rang paper rings PAPER WILL RING

PAPER RINGS!!! 🔊🔊🔊 PICK UP THE PHONE NOW!!! 💍💍💍 #TheDazzlingEras #LoverWeekTDE