Update: everyone presented with one absolutely loved them! Friendship bracelets are *the* move! Now we only need a set of beads including @ and full stop to make email bracelets possible and obvious. Phone numbers are no issue!

It's going to be a wonderful day in Wyoming, cloudy with the high of 29° and low of 20°. Giddy-up!

Now everyone knows I'm pretty and not smart. Blew my cower the first day when people were talking about heating and AC and I asked how the cold water was made.

Presentation is done! Not gonna lie I had such a pretty girl presentation in comparison to others I really took it to town with nice deep blue colours, minimalist execution and beautiful sans-serif font!

Throughout the whole flight they played I Knew It, I Knew You!

Gate 13 Seat 13F, I am a crazy swiftie this means a lot to me thanks!

No little biscuit with my tea? 🥺

It's 4 in the night I did my lashes, ready to be the most gorgeous person at the airport because it's WAR, DEADLY WAR, AND IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME

Up at 3 in the morning to make my flight I feel so, so silly. Can't overstate how silly I feel.

According to my estimates, I would need about 15 pairs of underwear for this 4 and a half day trip.

I figured the bison was a little lonely so I added Sabrina Carpenter.

How did you find out about my page? Was it through: - Recommendation from a friend - Newspaper advertisement - Divine revelation - Online search engine (Such as Yahoo dot com) - Or something else?

Love to see my mutuals discover that they are neighbours. That's the power of friendship, that extends even beyond the state lines of Wyoming 🩷

all i want to do is listen to I Knew It I Knew You

Just found out what would happen to Wyoming in case of nuclear war. PLEASE DO NOT START NUCLEAR WARS I AM BEGGING YOU!

Hot people don't go around talking about how much they hate Taylor Swift. There is a lesson here for those willing to learn.

to be a Taylor Swift fan is to always be right

The world's most perfect state. I can't get over how gorgeous it is.

Sure is quiet today.

Ah yes, an acquaintance of mine getting involved in a crypto scam in 2026. Why do I even open Instagram at this point I should get rid of it.

I must become more annoying.

Why is it even called "country music"? Is there some other kind of music I'm not aware of?

Guten Morgen! It's the start of a new week in Wyoming. It is going to be a beautiful Monday with the high of 26° and low of 19° with thundery showers and gentle breeze throughout the day. Giddy-up!

Shut UP! I am moving to Wyoming.

I am just like every white dude but instead of being obsessed with Japan I am obsessed with Wyoming.

It isn’t love it isn’t hate it’s just indifference

You ain't a real cowpoke unless you can name at least three cows.

Bit my tongue :( As the ultimate act of empathy, you should bite yours too. Do it.

Guten Morgen, meine lieben Bluesky-Freunde 🌷

And then she could release a music video, and we would cry again 😭

thank you taylor swift

I can see right through it: she releases a cute little country song to make us crave Debut TV even more, but when that drops - chaos and devastation, she will DESTROY us all.

What Jack was moving like in that studio

who up knowing they knew ya🤠

She could make the happiest song, and we would still cry 😭

If each of my followers donates a mere $2 million, we could buy Taylor Swift and each own 1/1000th of her.

i hope jack antonoff knows how much i love him

Pros of marriage: Hehe, sexy time :) Cons of marriage: I'd have to share my cheese :(

whose mama don't know?

I hate seeing people walk through tall grass wearing shorts, it gives me heebie-jeebies. Don't you know there are ticks out there?

Olivia Rodrigo says she is “open to collaborating” with Sabrina Carpenter. (www.dazeddigital.com/music/articl...)

the girls (me) yearn to bake

Happy independence day to all my American friends!

I will NOT remain silent. Square is a kind of rhombus, not just a kind of rectangle.

Why would I ever google "Taylor Swift"? I am well familiar with the concept.

I think the ultimate film would combine elements of Tall Girl and Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

What if the TWANG is back?

Kellner, Kellner! Da ist Sabrina Carpenter in meiner Suppe.

I love technology so much! Look, Sabrina Carpenter.