so this is NOT a good time to yap about how hot everyone is in off campus…🧍🏼‍♀️ especially allie dressed as jlo

i’m off till the 3rd of june because we’re going to a wedding in sicily this weekend. ahhhhh let the relaxation, quality time with my boo and our best friend, fun and stuffing my face begin 🙂‍↕️

don’t wanna be annoying but i may have to claim: what’s wrong with me hahahahahahahaha an alternative would be u + me = <3 bc why not

my grandma texted me saying she’s so so sorry she forgot my birthday. my birthday is on the 17th of june. she forgot we were in may. this broke my heart in the most subtle horrific way ❤️‍🩹

finished rereading the deal (i’ve previously read it in 2016 and gave it three stars lol so it was like reading a brand new book) just so i could watch off campus bc my work bestie has been PESTERING me to watch the show. i seriously hope it’s all that hype bc the book…well it can be very cringey

now i make my money being pretty and witty🤭✨

my coworker and work dad (he’s two years older than me but i shadowed him the first month lol) read my tarot cards and tell me why it was SPOT ON???

feels like letting go of things we're not supposed to. one breath and it's over, the end of an era 💔

through your eyes, in awe, melodies like the tide

i’ve spent all this time thinking sabrina was saying “he should fuck me up” instead of “he sure fucked me up” and i think i know what that says about me 😔

i’m gonna become seraphic calm today. if you look for me i’ll be touching grass and reconnecting with nature.🌿🫧✨ (don’t ask about my favourite animal: me pissed off with men)

happy birthday @gwsbeth.swifties.social !!! thank you for your friendship 💖 i hope all your dreams come true 🫧🧚🏽‍♀️

had brunch with the girlies then came home to mr yoana shirtless finishing cleaning the house. this week is really turning around i must say😩✨

this was NOT my week, we try again on monday x

i’m a crack in the pavement, i’m a slip knot. i’m afraid that my fortress is a glass box. i should know what i’m playin’, but i forgot. felt good for a day, but that stopped.

well, sooner or later, you’ll find out i live in a pattern of breakdowns. you’ll bend to my silence, it’s so loud and then you’ll lose me to the crowd.

gracie abrams is insane (complimentary)

when a book is hitting so hard that you giggle out loud like when you were reading fanfics at 13 at 1am but the only difference is that a man is in bed with you now and hears the ungodly sounds you’re making about fictional characters but it’s ok bc he still loves you the same.

i’m so annoyed at everyone it’s actually not even funny!!!

sometimes i remember i can actually look hot outside of my ward’s four walls and when i do it’s glorious xx have a nice afternoon/evening/morning wherever you are 💃🏼

they ended up not calling me but a mosquito kept me up for like an hour at 3 am. a win is still a win i guess?

manifest they don’t call me tonight (i’m on call and i’ve had the shittiest few shifts, i think someone cursed me) plus i’m watching eurovision from my lil bed in the residents room lol ✨🍀

scary news is: we’ll know the setlist cool news is: we’ll know the setlist

do i need MORE crash out songs? always x

had a ft with giulia organising our london trip and i’m so happy ahhhhh👀✨💃🏼🪩

little black dress just walked into the room 😍🖤

this didn’t work in the way i intended it to but maybe in the way i truly needed in my soul? veryyyyy tired but overall happy. now i’m gonna eat take out pizza and crash after basically being on a 13 hours shift xx

i WILL have a good day today!

old kesha songs are SO CUNTY! i eat boys up, breakfast and lunch then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood carnivore animal, I am a cannibal i eat boys up, you better run???? D-I-N-O-S-A U-R a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A U-R a dinosaur An O-L-D M-A-N You're just an old man Hittin' on me, what???? etc

we don’t know where we’re going but we know where we belong.

i’ve got some new beads today while i was out and about with my parents and my dad went: do you have a concert planned? i have THE concert planned!!!💋🪩 @opaliteskies.swifties.social @giuliaisamirrorball.swifties.social @mokosversion.swifties.social @abetterdan.swifties.social

i LOVED this year met gala theme 🙂‍↕️ the artsy girl in me is very happy with a lot of those looks! the girlies ate downnnn

spent the day napping, watching movies (eternity with olsen, teller and turner was pretty good imo!) and this morning went horseback riding with mr yoana. life can be so good

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @fearlessfeli.swifties.social !!! an inspiration for everyone and a very loyal friend with a curious mind and good humour 💖

finally made poutine at home thanks to @aggiebobaggie.bsky.social that sent me a gravy packet through @giuliaisamirrorball.swifties.social !!! i must say that it slapped! i’d love to try the REAL deal lol.✨💖 @sk8tie.bsky.social @fearlessfeli.swifties.social thought you should know too xx

watched taylor’s interview 🥺 she’s so eloquent and enthusiastic about her craft i love to see it

is there a song more fun than good girls by 5sos? don’t think so post inspired by being on my commute to work while teenagers go to see them in concert ❤️‍🩹

you are my getaway you are my favourite place

a patient: what are you? an intern? an apprentice? then looking at the attending doctor: she has a little girl’s face! yeah ✨i’m just a girl!✨ she got me there!

i worked from 2pm till 4 am. i don’t even know what my name is at this point but we roll i guess 🤠

i need the planets or whatever is causing my intense anger and outbursts to fucking stop because i’ve had the shittiest few days and i need some peace!!!!

ONE good news today (and lately) damn it!!!

what men don’t get is i’d never leave my man or jeopardise what we have for some rando i’d probably hate after half an hour. it’s him and i full stopppp. men ain’t shit (post inspired by this guy spending half his night hitting on me insistently)

i’m running on sleep deprivation and vibes atp! why am i gemining (♊️) more than usually? are we really defrosting? i need to be stopped with all this socialising and going out (and work tbh) and stay the fuck INSIDE in my BED!

wherever you are is the place i belong.

my weekend plans without mr yoana that’s away include: •movie night, take out dinner and yap at our place with my two best friends •a queer event with a drag race italia guest with some coworkers to shake some ass and have some fun slaying hard if i do say so myself 🙂‍↕️✨

i was deleting my emails before bed and saw one about niall’s vinyls’ variants so i was like ok then let’s look at pretty coloured vinyls then realised the olive one WITH the signed card was still available so my brain went: GET IT. (i was trying to keep the spending to a minimum…)🥹

today marks nine whole years with the loml. grateful to have such a wonderful man every single day <3