Not even a little bit.

This would devastate Canadian agriculture because the EU has some incredibly anti-scientific policies on food production, especially concerning biotechnology and livestock inputs.

Hoping for a good result in Hungary today, but who knows with the level of corruption in that country.

I'm intrigued by the popularity of single beds for adults, like when you're renting a room in a shared flat. To me, single beds are for children and dormitories. If you're a working professional, why are you still living like a student?! What if you want to bring someone home with you?

Chat, the Mario movie is so good. Fox McCloud is exactly how I imagined a space fighting fox would be like, Yoshi is freakin' adorable, and Peach reuniting with Rosalina was so sweet.

Neighbour came out of his apartment to lecture me about our dog barking, and while I understood most of what he was blubbering about, I shrugged and said I don't speak Czech. I'll care what this grumpy man thinks when he stops leaving his smelly garbage in the hallways for days at a time.

Red velvet cake is shit. Without cream cheese frosting, it's not even edible.

Prague is the most beautiful city in Europe.

Costco has the best poutine in Canada. Fight me.

I'm ready for a new tattoo, but I cannot decide between an outline of the Three Sisters in Alberta or Taylor lyrics, and then there's choosing the lyrics.

Went out for dinner last night and the bartender was dancing to Shake It Off, and I just love seeing fellow Swifties in the wild. ✨💖🩵

Good morning. Insta's algorithm has taken me to the world of Bad Bunny songs being sung in Polish, and this might be the best corner of the Internet.

Witch mother always protects her coven.

Kourtney making some dumb comment about not using Botox to keep "her third eye open", and Kim laughing and saying she had Botox injections two nights ago and that she prefers to use her brain. 😭

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

CAN WE CLONE HIM AND MAKE HIM PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD

!!!!!!!

Oral contraception is also not covered, and it's approximately 30 EUR every three months. In fact, I don't think any forms of contraception are covered by public insurance.

My gynecologist just told me the new government in CZE has stopped covering all procedures related to IUDs, including follow-up ultrasounds to check the placement of the device. They are quietly attacking birth control and reproductive healthcare, and nobody is paying attention.

Czech moots, help me out. I recently learned that some Czech women don't use regular hair dye when dying their hair red? Like, they use some homemade something or other?!

I also have some very controversial opinions. ...breathe... Tacos are overrated and annoying to eat. Burritos are superior in every way.

I just realized I'm wearing my beanie inside out. 😅

I just woke up and want to reaffirm my love and support for the LGBTQ+ community. You are loved and worthy and valued. I'm here if you need to talk following some of the posts from today. Love you. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏼

The House Tour video is delightful. 12/10. No notes.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Good news is good.

you don't need an umbrella when all your clothes are made from plastic

Goose - 2 Men - 0 #Wildlife 😂

Is there anything better than getting ready for work and singing along to Opalite? I think not.

I cannot even fathom the elated high-fives at Nutella HQ right now.

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Women are not complicated, fellas. Just watch Virgin River and model your behavior off Jack and Preacher's actions. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

This city screams your name, @gwsbeth.swifties.social.

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

There were two girls at my hostel that had 1D blankets and Harry merch and they were so cute, but I didn't want to be a weirdo and ask them about it, and also they were chatting in German, so I didn't want to intrude.

Would like to request that my uterus stop planning its monthly sacrificial bloodletting next to the concerts that I've planned to attend.

How many drunk Jiřís will use today as an opportunity to creepily beat women on the ass under the guise of tradition? 😮‍💨

After every concert, I contemplate buying a new phone. And then I remember that most apartments here require a deposit of 2x rent + 1x rent for realtor fees (why the tenant pay these I don't know), and I start crying, because I can afford neither. I hate it here.

This was a very fun show. Given how much the girl behind me was screaming, I assume she has an impressive set of lungs.

Not me thinking Pale Waves has a Cranberries vibe and then they cover Zombie.

Never getting over Trump thinking the Pope would side with him because hes American, and meanwhile the Pope has done nothing but shit talk MAGA in the best way possible.

Pit stop to see the Sakura cherry blossoms before catching the bus to Prague.

Hoppy Easter to those celebrating. May the Easter Bunny leave many chocolate nuggets for you to find.

HAPPY LOUIS TOMLINSON DAY TO ME!!!

Will MomTok survive this? Or something.

Men that think breastfeeding is free and easy should be slapped upside the head.

The koláč in my surprise bag was actually a crolač - a Czech koláč made with croissant dough. It was heavenly.

Where is Mushu?! Does he show up at some point?

The way the live action Mulan doesn't follow the original story. 🫩

For less than €3, I got all this and helped prevent even more food waste. 😄