The way so many haters of Showgirl completely miss the reference to dick measuring contests in Father Figure. My head hurts with how badly people are misinterpreting these lyrics.

Some loser keeps posting "rah rah Babiš" content on our neighbourhood Facebook page, and the mods keep deleting it, thank fuck. At least it's recognized that a community page is not the place for politicking.

the same people that viciously attacked their fellow Swifties for using ChatGPT to turn a photo into "cute monsters" are now gleefully accepting gen-AI because it has been adopted by Taylor Swift. props for not even trying to hide your hypocrisy, I guess.

Elizabeth Taylor is a certified earworm. It's been stuck in my head for two days.

Hate to be the mood killer, but it's not actually surprising that taycapitalism is employing AI, because taycapitalism is just like regular capitalism, and regular capitalism only cares about profit margins. Because baby, that's modern day show business...

Yessssss!

Someone in Poland needs to send me salted caramel krówki immediately.

If you really listen to the lyrics, Your Idol from KPDH can be interpreted as a cautionary tale about stan culture. "Keeping you in check (Uh), keeping you obsessed (Uh) Play me on repeat, endlessly in your head Anytime it hurts (Uh), play another verse (Uh) I can be your sanctuary"

Euro Swifties, how are you watching the full Graham Norton interview?

I swear that the only people bothered by Wood are American women that have never had an orgasm. 🙃

Guys, I'm almost certain now that everything I picked are false parasol mushrooms and therefore, not edible. Good thing I checked before Kiddo and I ate any. 🥴

She wrote this with me in mind. 😂

When does my Czech passport arrive?

I haven't changed my phone's wallpaper for over two years...until yesterday. I can't get over the photo.

When Taylor sings that she's protecting the family, and if we agree she means her original six albums, do you think she saw all those beautiful drawings of the eras as sisters and felt inspired?

Oh, you hate Taylor Swift and her fans?

Writing simple, catchy, addictive lyrics is as much a skill as writing prose with multisyllabic words. Showgirl is meant to be the former, much like 1989. Even reputation has lyrics that are largely just simplistic earworms. Not every record has to rival a college term paper.

Steampunk dragon by US artist Sue Beatrice who creates steampunk sculptures and jewellery by recycling old watch parts #WomensArt

WAIT. IS THIS WHY TRAVIS WAS TAGGED AS THE TREE IN THEIR ENGAGEMENT PHOTOS? BA HA HA HA HA. 💀

Saw a comment that Cancelled! is about her friendship with Brittany Mahomes and how people are upset that she's friends with MAGA loyalists because "we all have skeletons." But girl, Brittany Mahomes openly defends her grapist brother, so like no. That friendship deserves to be criticized.

not my boss telling me I shouldn't listen to our SAP subject matter experts...sir, what are you talking about?

my TikTok feed is still 97% KPDH. phew.

The Life of a Showgirl is such a great commentary on the way women are exploited and discarded in the entertainment industry - like, are you absolutely sure this is what you want, babe?

Anyway, people are going to dislike Showgirl, and that's okay. It's also okay for people to express negative opinions and lacklustre reviews. It's not a personal attack, and you don't need to be offended on Taylor's behalf.

This is a really good read from @katiejgln.bsky.social.

wait a second. did Taylor re-gift the bread she got from the host at Capital FM to Greg James at BBC One?! 😂

I don't actually think whoever wrote this even listened to the album. 🙃

all the rumours about an Olivia diss track and a Blake diss track, and at the end of the day, the only things being dissed are Charlie's nostrils

This will probably change in like...an hour: The Life of a Showgirl Honey Wood Ruin The Friendship Eldest Daughter Opalite Actually Romantic Father Figure The Fate of Ophelia Wi$h Li$t Elizabeth Taylor Cancelled!

THE HARD ROCK ON THE WAY IS NOT A DIAMOND.

Has anyone check on Scott Swift? With lines like, "It's kind of making me wet (Oh)," is Papa Swift going to be alright?!

I'm pretty sure that Father Figure is about men that acted like "father figures" at the beginning of her career. Her dick being bigger alludes to the way she overtook a traditionally masculine space, i.e. the business side of the music industry.

I told y'all Wood was about aubergines.

Actually Romantic sounds like it was inspired by Chappell's My Kink Is Karma.

Me, listening to Ruin The Friendship: Oh. This is cute. I think she's singing about a crush from her younger years. Taylor: But I whispered at the grave, should've kissed you anyway..." Me:

Wtf?

I love when dogs tilt their heads while you're speaking to them. It's like they care so deeply about what you're saying but only understand 0.3% of what you're saying.

FREE PALESTINE.

people that post leaks are the kind of people that would report you at work for swiping a stack of post-it notes. they suck and cannot be trusted.

mine is like: ------------------- taylor swift ------------------- taylor swift ------------------- taylor swift ------------------- impending doom ------------------- taylor swift ------------------- fuck UMG ------------------- something in czech ------------------- taylor swift

I'm pretty sure Taylor wrote this with me in mind. “You wanna take a skate on the ice inside my veins?”

the way that I want that T-shirt lmao

missed the opportunity to tell our newest colleague that I'm a Swiftie, so I guess I have to wear my Eras hoodie to the office every day next week.

well, dress me like a burlesque dancer and slap a feathered headdress on me, because it's almost showgirl time.

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

There are few things I love more than people protesting corrupt governments.

AFP’s Oliver Bunic photographs protesters marching in Belgrade against corruption. The Novi Sad railway station disaster 11 months ago became a symbol of entrenched corruption and ignited nationwide protests. The commemorative march, led by students, was held in silence without whistles

Never getting over how beautiful of a song marjorie is.

How to intimidate men at your office...

I'm not even cool enough to have seen any leaks. 😂