mfw when they tell me "hay is for horses"

she's such a momma's girl

i hope the next waxing moon fixes things

i want something

guys i want to have some fun

i am doing my best

maybe things will be ok one day

if i had one wish i would wish that i could do cool ass backflips whenever

look how badass this is

socrates has been really annoying me lately, he keeps randomly showing up at gas stations telling me "does the man control the vehicle, or does the vehicle control the man"

conspiracy to commit enlightenment

i need a vacation

have a nice day sara

isn't ikea just the backrooms but with less scary vibes

money

thanks bill!

hell yea blanky time

must feel amazing to gamble your entire savings away at a gas station casino slot

if i had to tell my grandkids what caused the grand societal collapse i'm just going to tell them it was nytimes opinion pieces

gonna bribe this officer w some sour gummy worms

please don't blow up my planet

things really started going downhill when the taco bell chihuahua passed away

former president george washington has passed away

y'all mind if i

i would never use an application on my phone

kicking grogu around like a soccer ball world cup style

how do i explain to ppl that my job is to teach frogs how to play the banjo?

it's cozy time for the babies

guys i'm somewhere in that tiny blue dot

can u imagine a mormon bookstore in between a bar and a liquor store

ok, can i color then??

luna finally warmed up to the new kitten i'm crying

i loved the world, and the world loved me back

she in her little house

ice cream truck w the music out right now y'all want anything?

everybody movement! 💃🕺

i have now vanquished houston

tbh i could befriend a dinosaur

some of y'all

taking what's not yours

guys let's go to brazil

i dream of something throughout these nightmares

no, i won't riddle you this

they made the back rooms a tax haven now for the wealthy :/

i come to you with news that the next full moon we will all turn into animals of our choice

Fairy and bug girlfriends #tgswiiwagaa #greenyuri

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