like . that movie was really really bad

that was a really bad movie

alice lastname is making me watch scary movie 6 tonight because she hates me

we need a karl marx for the left

theyre feeding me luna juice and burying me alive in the marketplace of ideas

this feels like someone merged Low with Slint , and i may be in love tidal.com/track/580805...

ive seen both sides of the argument and youre both morons

why is yer da eyeballing me like mike wazowski

i evilly manipulate women into having sex with me by being cool and hot and nice and not spurning their advances

is your pussy hydrated babygirl ?

i would be so easy to kidnap based on my online presence

coach driver saying on the intercom that last week he had someone driving head on at him on the M32

my wife / my associate / my ex gf / my roommate / my puppy are all the same person btw . our relationship is inscrutable

my wife and i try not to do powerplays against each other but always end up one-upping each other

i just love kissing women

it's massive swarm of bees friday ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

don't speak to me til i make something this cool tidal.com/track/371856...

be polite < initiate contact < traumadump < seek comfort from sympathy < fuck < repeat

apparently telling someone im not gonna steal their girl makes them think im gonna steal their girl

watched i saw the tv glow last night with 3 transsexuals

wife and i keep bringing women over for the other of us to manipulate

heaphones or fed hons ?

and can i have some crisps

i got choccy in my pocket . i got bits

guys i played the piano and i sang a song

guys i just decided to feel better

i want to create a new heresy with you

even in otherwise good moods i get the constant repeated lie in my head of "i wish i was dead" i am relaxing in my flat . nice music is playing . it is warm . i smell a woman i love . i am comfortable . why is it always on repeat in my head

rejecting EHRC guidance in favour of this

it's not that i can't go on without you . got a lot of things to do . im busy busy all the time . still i can't stop thinking about you

i want to see you more than anything

Ah dangit I forgot I was going to have perfect relationships with everyone I ever met for my entire life.

sex offender ? i hardly know 'er !

one thing ive learnt working with healthcare records is that people are really bad at writing their address

anxiety got me wanting to throw up constantly but my body won't play ball and actually throw up

you dont act upon your thoughts ! you just masturbate and sob !

lifebait . make me feel real

throatgoat baggins

photo genital , paper chemical

reclaiming slurs is fun for all the family

dictating posts to my neet puppygirl , allowing her one of her own posts and immediately regretting it

my rarded wife made me dictate that post for her because inspiration struck her mid-shaving AWAWAWAWA 😱😂😜

im not the wife who's wet , im the wet who's wifed up

you know when you do something bad to someone then they do something worse to you in return and everything gets so fucked that it's impossible to fix so all youre left with is the pain and regret and hurt and you just want things to go back to the way they were before but there's no path back there?

im the cream of the crop if the crop was absolutely terrible

can i have some crisps

wanting to die is a healthy part of living

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