🚨Attention, friends and followers of @hedgehodgefax.bsky.social. Sunday June 7th is a very special day, because I will be doing a full takeover of Ara’s account. It’s going to be a sponsored takeover, in aid of Ara’s transition fund. Can YOU pledge $0.05? chuffed.org/project/1215...

I feel like there should be an Aesop’s fable about spending 6 hours downloading dodgy software onto your computer and trying to teach yourself python to bypass a DRM encryption, only to discover that all you needed was a working knowledge of how to copy and paste text to reach a workable outcome.

Petition for John to stop being obstinate and come pick me up from the station

Executive dysfunction so bad that I’ve been sitting in the same position for three hours and I need to make food and yet I cannot get up because the effort required is overwhelming

Petition to let me takeover your account for 24 hours

I’ve had an absolutely terrible day health news wise so I’m retreating to the comfort of shitposting, at the expense of the book sitting next to me that I’m really enjoying.

🚨Please welcome my newest follower: @aure.ai. @aure.ai will be sure to love my wry observations and positive attitude to generative AI! I am a fan of @aure.ai’s LinkedIn profile. It’s not just Everyone please welcome @aure.ai!

Me: I had a delusion about seeing the face of evil in generative AI One of the UK’s leading tech journos: that’s not a delusion! Me: It was. I guess it’s easiest to explain my delusions as amplifying and distorting my real world beliefs journo: well I don’t think that’s a delusion Me: never mind

I now have three cysts on my ovaries. Three! Love that the gynaecology dept have been aware of the third one growing since July 2024 and didn’t think to notify me. Anyway they’re now bigger than their poor unsuspecting hosts so I’m gonna have to get them chopped off. Love endometriosis!!!!

🔴Some news. I’m working on an investigation, so it’s time to amp up security. I am henceforth to be addressed by my new professional pseudonym Alice Lastname, or simply Lastname if you’re referring to me twice in one sentence.

An instant classic. Unappreciated in its time (2 days ago) but I’ve seen a singular voice of logic & reason

I’m drunk and it’s time for my weekly let’s see what @hedgehodgefax.bsky.social has been posting

Incredible that Claude was producing this in 1882

John got annoyed at me cos I refused to listen to kneecap’s new single cos a) the multiple SA allegations and b) they’re annoying #WOKE

Wtf just saw George bluth senior on Camberwell new road

🔴Some news. I’m working on an investigation, so it’s time to amp up security. I am henceforth to be addressed by my new professional pseudonym Alice Lastname, or simply Lastname if you’re referring to me twice in one sentence.

In lieu of free alternatives, I’ve joined substack. Pls share with your rich friends/liberal aunties

Really bodes well that a film fest I do some work with isn’t putting on its usual programme for emerging film critics because there aren’t any jobs left in the creative industries

Brb committing the cardinal sin of journalism

🔴New blog post! I wrote about the weird and wonderful branding on old photography packaging I've found when digitising family photos. Also touches on my deep hatred of AI. 4 minute read! medium.com/@daisywrites...

I hate gay people, what do you mean Sheep just liked me on Feeld

Never forget that Hitchcock shot Rope

Big lol

Getting my drunk texting juuuuust right lol

when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

John’s 70+ year old half brother having a normal one on WhatsApp

Tried to go leafletting for the greens with John but he’s disappeared. has anyone seen him?

Asking for drugs in the ‘Oppose the Fascists in Honor Oak’ WhatsApp group

Missing my Bristol bestie’s bday this year which means I don’t get to make out with his hot friend who I only ever see there 😢

My good friends at the DWP have sent me a 44 page duplicate of the form I filled in not two weeks ago. What could this mean?

Did some film writing.

successfully transitioned from chemically lobotomised back to mildly disgruntled 🥳

Re-learning how to write in real time. We’re so back ☺️

I’m standing as a Green Party council candidate for the May local elections in the ward in Lambeth where I’ve grown up and lived most of my life. Labour has taken our communities for granted and racked up over £1 billion in council debt. It’s time for a change.

I’m in a local communist WhatsApp group and they’re using AI to generate event posters and then discussing what prompts they used 👍🏻

I’m standing as a Green Party council candidate for the May local elections in the ward in Lambeth where I’ve grown up and lived most of my life. Labour has taken our communities for granted and racked up over £1 billion in council debt. It’s time for a change.

There’s something quite endearing about openly insecure men who are so oblivious that they just don’t notice when their insecurities are on full display. The ones I worry about are the insidiously insecure guys who completely socially mask it when they aren’t alone with their girlfriends.

I was going to write something for my blog today, but alas had the entirely foreseeable delight of grappling with the DWP for several hours instead and now I have to go out

I ❤️ Bristol

approximate transcript of a conversation I just had with John

Downloading a 27.72gb file of Marching Powder (2024)

I suppose I have more important takeaways from The Experience, but I do keep thinking having gone through full-blown psychosis that people on the internet do not, in fact, use it anywhere near correctly as a term.

I’m slowly getting better and am starting to see friends I haven’t seen since last summer. Is nice.

Rocking period pains, John’s cold and an injured foot lads

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

Hearing reports that looksmaxer Clavicular got brutally piss-mogged. Sad!

Really wanted to go see We Are Making a Film About Mark Fisher but alas CBT comes first 😢

40 year old bf has bought pink donut flavour toothpaste