Cinema is so back 🥰

Visionary director Christopher Nolan’s the odussy

No ethical non monogamy under capitalism

Undergoing my weekly humiliation ritual (texting Stuart cos I can’t figure out how to attach a tv stand)

John and I had a rare irl Mark Bould hangout yesterday and managed to network my brother an organic farm to work on lmao

🚨brand new promo post for an upcoming @aethertempest.bsky.social special 🙏

Got a new email friendship going. Haven’t had one in ages, it’s SO GOOD. Would recommend, though it only really works if it develops organically; can’t force these things

The convention that you can’t speak ill of the dead is funny considering that when they die is the exact moment that they can’t sue you for libel anymore.

We are Ann Widdecombe We carry the flame

There’s a transfemme film critic on Twitter who really pisses me off and recently wrote an absolutely terrible ‘how to write film criticism’ guide. Her writing is bad but she has positioned herself as An Expert in that irritating hyper-individualised way that substack encourages

My news junkie ex had taken a day away from British politics, so I unwittingly broke the latest development to him in the form of this video.

Getting some great suggested posts 🙏

Another normal day in British politics, my god

Girlfriend’s dad tried to donate £3 to Count Binface but was apparently unable to complete the transaction due to the heat.

Really upset that I found cause to make this

iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge

Sorry to break character but you guys need to download Russian; some quality content happening roundabout now

Можете не сомневаться: я забиваю на дедлайны и перевожу на русский тред о Вуди Аллене из того масштабного захвата ленты.

«Доброе утро, сексуальный досаждатель Вуди Аллен», — я поворачиваюсь на бок и улыбаюсь прославленному режиссеру «Энни Холл» и «Манхэттена», а мой стояк — огромный и пышущий жаром.

Спорим, в русском языке есть потрясающие трансфобные оскорбления.

Я люблю Владимира Путина.

🚨Some news. Out of respect to Martin, who spent some of yesterday evening convinced that I’m a Putin bot, all of today’s posts will be in Russian 🫡

@mrmrlingard.bsky.social do you still think I’m a Russian bot

Me and my friends would’ve killed count binface with hammers

Would be lovely if I could interview someone about links between bipolar and gynaecological health without the expert I am speaking to telling me that maybe I don’t actually have bipolar and it’s PMDD instead 👍🏻

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Thanks I hate it here

Anyone like to hazard a guess as to why an American country singer with 3 million Instagram followers has just followed my mostly defunct public twitter account and liked 17 of my tweets 😭

Replacing Ara’s name with The Word while singing happy birthday to her, just to feel something

Keep having dreams where I’m watching Castration Movie. What could this mean?

please dont look on my wife's ipad

Casually told Stuart I don’t really like men in music yesterday and witnessed his eyebrows elevate above the top of his head

Autism assessment part 2: I was asked to make up a story using 6 everyday objects and I was just like yeah I can’t do that lol

Jokes aside, I got to list all my current special interests though which was fun, atm I’m working with: • generative ai • reactionary media • employment rights • true crime theory • trans healthcare All of which are cool and interesting but I can rather go on about if left to my own devices

Had a three hour autism assessment today. The psychologist assessing me said she had “never seen” levels of autism this pronounced, and reached through the screen to gently hold my face in her hands

Really bad time of year to have no strong feelings about football

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Having my weekly scroll through ara’s feed and I fear glinner was right

@true-liana.bsky.social I hear you’re ara’s estranged nan

My favourite threads are the ones that alienate even myself

I am once again making editors’ lives difficult 👍🏻

Just learnt that peacocks can fly wtf

It has taken me 2 heatwaves (not to mention 25 and a half years) to realise that the room that the sun shines directly into is hotter than the one where it doesn’t

The "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred did not risk the wrath of the Old Ones to write the Kitab al-Azif – the Necronomicon – so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Press releases getting wilder by the day

I love being able to afford groceries #brexitat10 #fbpe

Hush sweetie. Mommy’s remembering the Brexit referendum #10years #retrospective #neverforget

You come to me on this, the 10th anniversary of The Brexit

Always takes like 2-3 instagram stories to realise it’s Father’s Day and not that multiple friends’ dads have died lol