(talking to my phone): Do not play radio edits to me, I am a grown-ass man

Shout-out to "Livin' On a Prayer" being featured in this episode of Who's the Boss? (also a Beastie Boys name check)

Dogtooth (2009, d. Yorgos Lanthimos)

Where is the next Alita: Battle Angel movie already u cowards

Regex mutes pls

Correcting you, in a tone that says this is NOT the first time, about the numbering of an Elm Street sequel in front of your boss

free handling the world’s deadliest sandwich

I hate this. You aren't important enough to take up the full screen, Excel. I can see everything I need to see just fine. I know you haven't seen me scrolling much this session. Just a nuisance. Also why are you giving me this British English?

Windows and Dell both should be ashamed that I can hear my laptop's fan start up when I log on

"You must restart your system for changes to take effect" feels like gaslighting

I have just cracked a degenerate soda. My wife demanded wife tax, but she insisted thirsty firsties precedes tax collection.

This is how I found out

Went to check on my two wolves and could only find Jay and Silent Bob in there

Looking forward to Crimson Desert coming to PlayStation Plus sometime next year

james cameron stop wasting time on avatar and get those production guns firing on the alita: battle angel sequel u coward

This is the moment.........u lost auf dem Nürburgring.......to a rally car..........

Things I have called "the height of decadence": * night coffee * hot coffee in the cold air * sopping the pancake syrup with my bacon * drying my hair with two towels

How old were you when you just lost the Game?

Thinking again of David Boy "the Absolute Lad," host of the good-natured '70s British prank show You Never Did.

evolving to recognize half-zips as a danger sign

Mass digitization with computer recolors is one of the worst things that ever happened to comics.

You're listening to 99.3 THE WAIL, and this is the SHOCK BLOCK: 90 minutes commercial-free of Sean Penn screaming IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE from Mystic River

The good news is that there is always more than one way to do something in software development, and the bad news is you have not managed to do any of the correct ones.

Getting into object-based audio (crinkling plastic when there's a fire on screen)

Guys have been making--they kinda want to make you guess, but they'll tell you--they've been making, at home, the fukken ARCH DELUXE.

do not give a fuck about le epic presidential dunk you posted on the nazi site and felt like crowing about over here, fuckin' stay there

clicking every row in a table as i count them

If you're still mad about Beyond Good & Evil 2, please hold on to that energy

every minute that actual work delays me from finishing my coffee shall be repaid tenfold

This is a safe space for anyone who feels like typing "Spy Family" or "Ball Pit" or "Hunter Hunter" in casual conversation without the effort of putting in the ×.

Shout-out to the TV on this episode of Who's the Boss? with the RF adapter for the coaxial cable.

Capcom, make a Final Fight that just rips off Yakuza u cowards

A recurring mistake at my job is putting database access modules below the common library, which prevents us from using our library types in the data layer natively. Yeah, we could use generics. If we were smart enough to do that, we wouldn't have made the first mistake anyway.

It's time we got back to the essence of Wolverine as a character: a Canadian secret agent whose mission is to kill the Incredible Hulk.

Amazing comment from someone who has to be at least 70 years old to not only know/care about the Legion of Super-Heroes but to also be salty about Wolverine's superficial similarity to Timber Wolf.

hope y'all don't dance like u drive............afraid of sweating.....................

ur team had the faster car..........ur car had the fastest lap...........and if they had me driving, they'd have this finish.................

an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure

A co-worker sent me a message on Teams that was like 10 sentences and a couple of bullet points about some findings, and it wasn't that long ago I'd have been pleased to get something like that. Now it instantly reads as AI slop, I ignore it, and I think less of the person.

Sony bring back London Studio so you can bring back Team Soho u cowards

The fundamental scam of AI *even if* it is entirely successful is that a vibe coder doing the work of ten people will by no means be paid ten times the salary

*chuckles* yeh maybe she don't look like a rally car.........but my people have been driving dirt roads for hundreds of years...............so if u see dust...........get ready to feel the breeze............

Ben pumping J.Lo's gas in that video

finally im awake. time to check my butthole agents. time to see if they shipped any new asses. im an engineer

Remember when Unilever fucked up Degree Cool Rush for like a YEAR

One of the most odious things is to look at the IMDb trivia for a film and see a term right from TV Tropes.

Happy Valentine's to the driver in first...........I give these drivers' lives to the god of motorsport..........to get a tenth of a second closer to u......carried by 709 horses in my 2017 Nissan GT-R...............