These digital recolors are so bad. The colors in print are more somber. RIP Mr. Buscema.

General strike, queen?

Missing, in that way many of you also know, My Old Civic

In "Scenario (Remix)," Phife Dawg says: As for corny emcees, like Chuck D, I shut 'em down This doesn't mean Chuck D is corny. It means that like Chuck D, he shuts corny emcees down. "Shut 'Em Down" is a Public Enemy song. I had to get that out of my head.

@jhb.bsky.social Yo, Ivy and I play Sniper Elite 5 on Saturdays at 9:00 p.m. Eastern, you wanna do some Survival? Any interest in Zombie Army 4?

I do not care personally for tomato on my pimento cheese sandwiches, but I will lift the voices of those who do

Omnissa Horizon Client is telling me that if I am running an older version, I will need to uninstall and reinstall rather than using the built-in update. Why is this my problem?

I couldn't move for most of my lunch break because Xerxes climbed up onto my foot and took a nap.

r/petmods rate my setup

Sony ought to just start manufacturing the Vita again

Shout-out to that little bobo plastic plate you don't remember getting that you use to cover dishes in the microwave

It is legal, easy, and free to block anyone who says "USian"

One thing Europeans love to do is have a favorite Asterix character

There are people out there who can hear Gloria Estefan's cover of "Turn the Beat Around" without thinking of The Specialist

A robot that only speaks in the "Nautilus" piano part of "Children's Story"

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

Y'all really don't need to be reposting that corny-ass AI slop comic

You can't fool me, I know King Mob when I see him.

Constitutionally incapable of hearing the word "oasis" without thinking of "Friends in Low Places"

Do you ever visit any of your old books at the secondhand book store?

Don't commit any configuration to the repository that you don't want to see in production.

Woe, I lay down to nap but had to get back up immediately because I forgot I had a call scheduled...with a sleep therapist!

Lego Marvel's Avengers for the PS4 is on sale for $4.99 on the US store, and its Season Pass with all the extra characters is only $2.49. Great deal for local co-op with your kids.

apple music how you gonna play me a nice spanish rap song on my station then hit me with a john cougar mellencamp

Before you finish that Hickory Farms, don't forget you have those pickles in the fridge

shit like virtual currency for your degenerate video games ought to be in a separate section of the online store behind a curtain

*"your exasperated lead" voice* and what if it returns null. what if it throws. I understand, but this is the job. listen to me, this is the job.

one thing about me is I have the perfect judgement and temperament required to be 100% morally, ethically, and aesthetically correct about who we put in the river

Worried your video game is too fun? Try adding one of those puzzles where switches toggle each other. Guaranteed to kill fun dead.

It's time we got back to the essence of Wolverine as a character: a Canadian secret agent whose mission is to kill the Incredible Hulk.

Suppressing the urge to play "Shambala" on loop until I get my first meeting invitation of the day

15 Last Minute Christmas Gifts You Can Conjure Using Little To No Mana

what percentage of home TV setups has an occasional issue that everyone in the house knows as "it's doing the thing again"

You cannot pepsi test me, my hate is pure, vibes immaculate, etc

Doing hot girl shit (refactoring a contextual logging module)

You know it's a good dis when you have to be told it even is a dis in the first place, everybody knows that

Of course it matters whether the crow video is real, corny ass

Young Theodoric the Great be like

Gregor Hutton ever wind up releasing 316 AD or what?

KNOW THE CODE Good anime avatars: animal or robot; internationally beloved & recognizably adult character; comical expression Suspect anime avatars: apparent child; comes from a phone game or something; smug expression or hearts in pupils

oh you know it's adam zeno for halloween next year

Kills me every time I'm scrolling through some list of titles and find everything that starts with "A" or "The" grouped together.

Can't park there, mate

SENTINELS fly off as the rubble of XAVIER'S SCHOOL FOR GIFTED YOUNGSTERS smolders. Emerging from the ruin is the familiar form of CYCLOPS. The camera pushes in as he removes his mask to reveal the face of SCOTT BAKULA. CYCLOPS (Sam Beckett): Oh boy.

Arnold should've also played Superman

Baby Kevin, show 'em what you got

In this house, we respect Cap's Kooky Quartet

Marvel Cosmic Invasion no doubt inspiring a new generation of thirst for Phyla-Vell