Frosh
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A boil water advisory is in effect for all accounts with "GenX" in their bios
almost 2 years ago
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I will not stay tuned after the show for a look behind the scenes
7 months ago
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"To the fallen," I think to myself as I pour the excess mouthwash from the cap into the sink.
2 days ago
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Kenny Logins
4 days ago
it’s right up there with “getting old automatically means becoming conservative” or “progressives are like that because they’ve never been mugged”. sir you’re confessing to an awful lot here, should your lawyer be present?
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Referring to the people of San Francisco as Frisconians
5 days ago
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It's the dynamic return from BuildParameters. Dynamics are resolved at run time. Its use as input to LoadFromDatabase means the compiler can't match a particular signature for LoadFromDatabase at compile time. Ergo...
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5 days ago
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Simplified the example a tiny bit to focus on the relevant parts, including changing the signature of GetReportData a bit to eliminate the local. Hint: Returning an IEnumerable<object> from a function that promises a List<object> should be a compile-time error. So why isn't that the case?
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6 days ago
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Found something cursed as fuck in a C# project today. Here's a contrived example. Can you spot the hidden "error"?
6 days ago
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if you don't know who the guy is on your super team whose high-tech armor is the real member and could be put on any other guy, it's you
8 days ago
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Barry R. Brainblood
9 days ago
5 minutes after arriving at work I sit down in the catapult I built on Friday and launch my ass back out the door
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Kenny Logins
9 days ago
in my sophomore year of university i met a freshman who brought basically nothing from home besides clothes, shoes, and a ps1 memory card with an endgame save for dark cloud on it. hand on my heard he said it was in case he was in a situation where it would tip the balance in impressing a girl
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Sony, publish ports of the Dark Cloud games on the Switch, u cowards
9 days ago
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The only thing I care less about than the APIs I have to maintain is any application integrating with them. There is nothing like maintaining an API for eroding empathy.
12 days ago
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GNU C Mane
12 days ago
*smoke detector goes off while cooking* (Me, suddenly speaking in a Cajun accent): dat dere’s the easy smoke, come offa dere easy. Just keep on cookin right through dat
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Just made my wife stop playing her video game so I could show her how one of the characters reminded me of "YO remember the uhhh INFERNO storyline from like X-Factor???? and it had that demon N'ASTIRH?????????"
13 days ago
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dogg I'm about to pull a First Reformed on Kotaku if they don't cool it with the "for pennies"
13 days ago
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If you're passing out Halloween candy, you are entitled to withhold some for personal use, but sorting like all the Reese's cups out for yourself is a fucked mindset, serial killer behavior.
14 days ago
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The masculine urge to greet someone you see once a year with HOW THE HELL ARE YA
14 days ago
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There's a bag of pearl barley sitting on the counter, and every time I walk past it, I think of Pearl Bailey.
14 days ago
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Look who didn't get the Christmas letter
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14 days ago
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I could do it, I could bear the weight of it, I could smile and we'd go for burgers after, I would sleep like a baby, ten years later I'm quoted in the newspaper as saying "I'm doing great!"
15 days ago
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After falling back this weekend, the following will be deprecated: * Red Delicious apples * pee shivers * Evangeline Lilly as Tauriel
17 days ago
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Sounds like scientists have created a model based on your diary
19 days ago
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It's called Skyrim
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19 days ago
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One thing about me is I favor composition over inheritance
19 days ago
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the masculine urge to touch the door when another dude is holding it open
about 1 year ago
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I am a peace-loving man who believes everyone involved in the production & distribution of that AI attack ad should be killed & eaten in the streets by an angry mob
20 days ago
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Jesus, the Barbie Dreamhouse Playset box is unsettling.
20 days ago
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Guys love to complain about--they think it was like ten years ago maybe?--how all the plastic wrap changed, like it sucks now, they have all this great Pyrex but nothing sticks to it, they have to put like a fukken rubber band around the plastic wrap so why even BUY it anymore
21 days ago
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Guys actually don't charge their phones up all the way, they read online somewhere about how only charging to like 80% helps the battery last longer, yeah there's even like an option in your settings to limit it so you can just like plug it in overnight and not worry about it charging too much
21 days ago
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if you don't know, be assured your pursuer does, stay strapped out there
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21 days ago
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Truckstop Vigilante
21 days ago
*Pouring a container of 6000 BBs onto your kitchen floor from standing height*: jesus would you look at them go. Your vacuum is gonna sound CRAZY
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KNOW THE DIFFERENCE: Dracula Lives! * magazine * nipples Tomb of Dracula * comic book * Silver Surfer
9 months ago
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my mom talked to me on the phone for like an hour yesterday before hitting me out of nowhere with "if you quit your job, maybe you could start writing again"
23 days ago
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Running a tabletop game? Run out of time to prep and need your players to burn time arguing with each other so you can improvise at the table? Consider giving their characters a device that can make explosives from blood.
27 days ago
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Nobody should feel like a sack of shit for asking for help when they need it, say amen
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28 days ago
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on whether quarter-munching arcade beat-'em-ups are inferior to skill-based games:
29 days ago
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atlassian sending me emails like "ur teammates are updating confluence pages!" and it's like good for them i hope their managers see this leave me out of it
29 days ago
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Seeing a lot of AI comics posted unwittingly (at least I hope the posters are unwitting)
about 1 month ago
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I Still Check My Change for Bicentennial Quarters..............AND I VOTE!!!!!!!
about 1 month ago
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convincing the city to fill a sinkhole by kneeling in it nude like a terminator until someone calls the cops
about 1 month ago
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The translucency in Liquid Glass just makes the top of the screen look scuzzy in Mail. Look how gross this is!
about 1 month ago
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when i stand up and type on the laptop's keyboard instead of the keyboard in the desk's keyboard tray
10 months ago
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I'd say my aspirational male role model is babygirl Ben Affleck getting kept in the video for "Jenny from the Block"
5 months ago
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Fast ain't been the same without u, Paul
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about 1 month ago
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My local public radio station is the king of playing just enough of "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" for me to go "o shit" then going right into promoting their vehicle donation program
about 1 month ago
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Tempted to just start putting a bigint flags column on every table I ever create for the rest of my stupid life
over 1 year ago
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declining the use of the PA system because it's important that everyone knows that I can project my voice
about 1 month ago
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The masculine(?) urge to announce we're about to get started if folks want to start finding their seats
about 1 month ago
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Guys love to ask whether you do the FSA election, do you use it all every year, how much do you put in, can you still use it to buy toothbrushes & toothpaste and shit like that, when open enrollment ends, etc.
about 1 month ago
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Finished watching this series through for the umpteenth time last night
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about 1 month ago
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