You do not have to post a screenshot of a dummy being a dummy on the site for dummies, it's fine, read a book then tell me what you liked about it instead

I knew the Frinkiac dev wasn't shit when they ignored my Archie-related correction

I wish I loved anything as much as people on r/PlayStation love posting photos of their TV screens.

Forget Thanos, Eternity on the hood? Power level off the charts.

Just picked up my colonoscopy prep kit at the pharmacy, and ol' girl working passed me the bag and said, "Okay, good luck" ☠️

Praxis

you don’t have them eating out of the palm of your hand. you straight feeding their ass like a damn bird. who’s working for who

the roar of the thu'um. the crunch of a skeever tail. The return of the dragons. These are the things that piss sky rim fans off the most.

s/o to Jonathan Brandis on this episode of "Who's the Boss?"

I do NOT identify as Bl*rry/F*zzy. I am as God made me--it is not my fault that the camera is not focused on me.

I have a million-dollar movie idea, and it's just making another edgy Robin Hood except whenever he fires an arrow, you hear a gunshot

"Having" also sounds like you're not around for it. You're dropping your dick off in the overnight lockbox, and they'll call you when it's ready to be picked up.

s/o to David Paymer on this episode of "Who's the Boss?"

First day posting on the Dry Forums: anyone else getting thirsty lol Mod: please read the Dry F.A.Q. on forum nomenclature. This is your second Cactus Card 🌵

Bluesky trying to capture the youth market by providing six 7s of uptime

Silver Age Magneto: I will freeze the Earth's gasoline...with the power of MAGNETISM! Nya-ha-ha! Me: doesn't work like that magneto Silver Age Magneto: Then I will use my formidable PSYCHIC POWERS! 😈 Me: oh my god get turned into a baby already

The artificer laughed when I bought the amulet of +3 Resistance to E-mail but I've already dodged two meetings and one after-hours social function

I stop watching your YouTube channel when I decide there's no way I would trust you to housesit for me.

Gold-star developer (never analyzed nor generated code with AI)

s/o to the tiki bar in "Who's the Boss"? S4.E23, "Sleep Talk, Sweet Talk"

Caveman (1981), d. Carl Gottlieb

The company forced a reboot of my work laptop, so I am punishing my work laptop for its disgusting complicity by relegating it to running off battery & Wi-Fi.

If I didn't know about your existence and my day is made worse by becoming aware of you, I should be permitted to vote to simply delete you

Forgot to tag @insomniac.games, hope it's not too late

*putting my SkyRC charger in the bag for my old La Crosse charger* you're wild for this one

(talking to my phone): Do not play radio edits to me, I am a grown-ass man

Shout-out to "Livin' On a Prayer" being featured in this episode of Who's the Boss? (also a Beastie Boys name check)

Dogtooth (2009, d. Yorgos Lanthimos)

Where is the next Alita: Battle Angel movie already u cowards

Regex mutes pls

Correcting you, in a tone that says this is NOT the first time, about the numbering of an Elm Street sequel in front of your boss

free handling the world’s deadliest sandwich

I hate this. You aren't important enough to take up the full screen, Excel. I can see everything I need to see just fine. I know you haven't seen me scrolling much this session. Just a nuisance. Also why are you giving me this British English?

Windows and Dell both should be ashamed that I can hear my laptop's fan start up when I log on

"You must restart your system for changes to take effect" feels like gaslighting

I have just cracked a degenerate soda. My wife demanded wife tax, but she insisted thirsty firsties precedes tax collection.

This is how I found out

Went to check on my two wolves and could only find Jay and Silent Bob in there

Looking forward to Crimson Desert coming to PlayStation Plus sometime next year

james cameron stop wasting time on avatar and get those production guns firing on the alita: battle angel sequel u coward

This is the moment.........u lost auf dem Nürburgring.......to a rally car..........

Things I have called "the height of decadence": * night coffee * hot coffee in the cold air * sopping the pancake syrup with my bacon * drying my hair with two towels

How old were you when you just lost the Game?

Thinking again of David Boy "the Absolute Lad," host of the good-natured '70s British prank show You Never Did.

evolving to recognize half-zips as a danger sign

Mass digitization with computer recolors is one of the worst things that ever happened to comics.

You're listening to 99.3 THE WAIL, and this is the SHOCK BLOCK: 90 minutes commercial-free of Sean Penn screaming IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE from Mystic River