My exfiancee circa 2011 and my wife were both members of the same hackerspace. Though my wife is a founding member so I guess I traded up

Eyeliner Struggles

I sucked a bunch of old photos into immich and wow she was super depressed a couple decades ago

Jeez I really do not want to work today

there’s a lot I don’t like about agentic AI but the one I hate the most is how much people personify these things it doesn’t think it doesn’t care it doesn’t have emotions it’s a computer

The Minnesota Frost are a wonderful PWHL team and a good reason to go to mlps. And in July (July 5–11, 2026) you'll have Summer Games Done Quick. Please show your love to Minny. They deserve it.

Atotonilco’s al pastor tacos are worth every penny it cost to move back to Chicago, even if I do still need to drive six miles south to get them.

hell yeah

Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds

This adorable Manokit partial is still looking for a home! Comes with: - head - hands - tail - magnetic dorsal fin - take home kit $5400.00 USD Will consider payment plans, 20% down (non-refundable), 6 months max.

ORD 🚕🏡

LAX 🛬 ORD

Chicago I am over you

chicago

So uh, what’s the deal with airline food? It’s actually good?

Despite this flight being super delayed, I did get a cheap first class upgrade at check in did you know the hot towel is a real thing?????

LAX🛫ORD (finally)

FIVE times.

My flight has changed gates four times. youtu.be/o1fAA378ePY

noooo my flight home is delayed by 2.5 hours 😭😭😭😭😭 get me out of California please

oh hell yeah this means I can leave California

Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.

“guys will do anything instead of go to therapy” conversations in the wild are…i have no words. “I went through three wellness coaches before moving to ChatGPT 5” …aaaaaAAAA

The pin action on string pinsetter lanes is WEIRD. But after about 12 frames my backup ball is returning, even after I haven’t played for almost a decade. I’m throwing a 10 instead of a 12 lb ball now :)

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”

I didn’t expect a work conference to prompt me to ask “are the straights okay” but here I am

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

a furry con picking anew theme every year: cute! creative! a way to keep people coming back! My employer picking a new theme every year: forced! corporate slop! I hate it!

satire is dead

being in Los Angeles makes me realize just how much I absolutely do not miss living in California at all.

ORD🛬LAX. now that I’m here: uuuugh

This is too much topography. I should never leave the Midwest.

ORD 🛫 LAX ugh.

It’s pretty grey at o’hare this morning

We did it but we aren't stopping Fuck ice.

uuuugh

I love my meme of a city (complimentary)

From America, Feb 1972: Train Travel ad from Amtrak (+American Express Credit Card; Master Charge Credit Card; and Rail Travel Card) «YOU TAKE OUR TRAINS WE TAKE YOUR CREDIT CARDS»

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When the chill Midwestern guy who just wants to explain cool technology to you has to call out fascism by name...

teefs

if anyone is ever confused by me stating that midwesterners have better politics than dipshits in the bay area…

IMPORTANT: When transporting a giant puffball mushroom you have recently foraged, it is absolutely crucial that you ensure the mushroom is firmly strapped into the passenger seat of your car to guard against sharp braking and potential whiplash.

I think bluesky needs these photos from the day we kidnapped George (aka G Unit aka Baby G aka Baby Genius aka Orange Baby Jesus) from behind a konbini in Okinawa. Literally sleeping on a cinderblock like some Disney adaption of a Dickens novel. Five years ago last week!

when you think about it All of on line is just trying to find a place to wiggle your fingers and jam the keys

I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe. “So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?” Fuck off.

ugh I don’t wanna go to LA. and I definitely don’t wanna go to LA and act like a bunch of people who boiled their brains in LLM datacenter coolant are normal. and it’s finally gonna warm up here in Chicago! though I’d take another week in the teens than going to LA.