in the fascinating (derogatory) world of troubleshooting i suspect that running memtest86 may have broken the imac. no idea what mechanism could possibly explain this.

happy international women's day. enjoy my favorite google trends graph:

Taking the Kobayashi Maru but just putting a phaser in my mouth until they let me win

boyfriend has never seen the movie

boyfriend took me to a romantic restaurant (costco) to get a gourmet meal (pizza) at the most romantic time of day (like 2pm idk)

boyfriend has threatened to get me "pognant"

lmao www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

im publishing an amazon affiliate listicle titled "the 25 best gifts for coffee lovers in 2025" and making sure it includes all the heavy hitters: -folgers -k-cups -mug with 'fluent in sarcasm' written on the side

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_926@17-05-2020_08-04-52.jpg

u won't believe what unpredictable occurrence just happened to me

getting electrolysis on my entire body until i become the smoothest and most frictionless woman who ever lived

i replaced the stock fans with a scramjet

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

This is no lie one of the sickest trucks I’ve ever seen in my life and it’s straight up just some guy getting groceries at Winco. dudes rock

saw a nice looking toyota mister two and almost crashed a wedding. pretty good day.

toxic yuri

chat is it a red flag if he gifted me another bottle of malört? this one has been opened and drunk out of already.

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

this would be a perfect photo of the sun, if only some guy hadn't gotten in the way 🔭

Please enjoy some Half-Life goop

why is ebay recommending me gen ai porn. why does ebay think i want to buy this.

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boyfriend had my wrists strapped to the bed and i noticed some beeps and boops in my right ear and i look over and that jabroni had twitch open with a speedrun streaming.

girl whose only social media is linkedin and lex

fun present for boyfriend :)

loot drop on walkies:

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/23618266589_6a06757734_c.jpg

boyfriend fell asleep hugging my arm and it's very sweet but i need to get up and i'm afraid i'll disturb him if i do. what do.

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

psa: change your cabin air filter 67515 miles edition

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

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did my shot a day late and boyfriend kissed my boo-boo so it feels better already :>

if a yogurt company started a counter-strike team then it would be called FaGe Clan

at sign boyfriend hi :)

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point

toxic yuri

babe, it's the pre-illinoian period! time for your chicago flattening!

New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.