I can’t believe we’re actually living in the explosive diarrhea timeline

Overheard from a group of four guys on the subway: “Yo, why are you doomscrolling? You’re with the bros”

A friend’s bf saw the opening post in this thread and said “Was that AI?” and I fear I was perhaps not as calm as I could have been when I replied “OF COURSE IT’S NOT FUCKING AI. AS IF I WOULD EVER EVEN GO NEAR AI. ROD IS NOT AI. ROD SHITS ON AI FROM A GREAT HEIGHT. NOW APOLOGISE TO ROD RIGHT NOW.”

How are you gonna move Marvel to a city where Spider Man wouldn’t work

Kevin goes 50 in school zones I guarantee it

Vegetables are poison soda is medicine, gamers stay winning

everyone who's called the latest MAHA testosterone grift "gender affirming care" needs to pay the nearest trans man $20

Not happy that DeLaura can only cum when Israel murders a Palestinian child

George Lucas endorses using AI to show Luke Skywalker committing 9/11

People say we need to denazify rural areas like blue city/state cops and politicians haven’t been aiding and abetting ICE at every step of the way

Our friend the Emei Moustache Toad is known for the large row of keratinized spikes that males grow on their upper lip during mating season! These spikes are used to fight for breeding territories! Also, unlike most toads, the males tend to be much larger than the females! (photo by zodiacxxc)

Giving my troops fat tits and organ failure for anti woke reasons

The IDF is gonna be the first military to turn mogging into a crime against humanity

Rip Sam Neil, you were in the best warhammer movie ever made

Gemini: Don’t let anger overwhelm you. Fashion it into a weapon and destroy your enemies.

It is with great sadness I mourn the loss of my friend and colleague Lindsay Graham. After he cast the deciding vote for the “send my family to a concentration camp act” he came up to me and told a good joke about the Boston Pops and I knew that even when we were opposed we were on the same side

Whenever someone notable dies I do a mental shoutout to whoever gets to be the lucky one to change the Wikipedia entry from is to was

Did he actually die of the explosive diarrhea or is everyone just making jokes?

Here’s your Abita Slim presents Hitman Shades skeet of the night 🤼

I have a great post to start some wrestling discourse amongst you guys but I’m gonna need a couple of things to go right but in a month or so boy are you guys in for a treat 🤼

HIT DARBY WITH THR CHAIR SPEEDY 🤼

Oh wait this is actually a match and not a brawl 🤼

Brian Cage really did the triple h special while he was hurt huh 🤼

I can’t get over this bandage lmao 🤼

Komander rocking Our Lady Of Guadalupe tonight nice This has been your Catholic Rasslin combo post 🤼

I’m glad I waited till it was fixed to play because it is legit one of the best games I ever played and I might start a new save tonight

When Willow finally wins the world title the pop is gonna show up on the Richter scale 🤼

Ok Speedy I get your point but Kevin Knight won the tnt title fair and square 🤼

So who’s this hangman guy they’re starting off the show with? Some new jobber? 🤼

Evangelicals are the absolute worst human beings in the country and it’s not even close

The headline is like the last sentence of those “how I became debt free at 19” articles

The older I get the more I believe that thousands upon thousands more traitors should have been shot

You know what? Fair

The adult Soras are very busy right now. The little babies can, and do, find some food themselves already, but the adults still provide a lot. Dad was hunting the marsh edge and caught a bug. He needed to cross an open bit of water and it’s either run, swim or fly … he chose flying! #Birds 🪶

if I correctly understand the lore, it's irrelevant whether Mitch McConnell is actually alive, because the *belief* he's alive is gradually manifesting an entity in the warp ready to emerge as the fifth Chaos God who the Grey Knights must then destroy, as laid out in the Terminus Decree

I am begging liberals to read a single fucking book about what socialism is

I was told the military would never follow illegal orders

Our friend the European Common Toad has the scientific name Bufo bufo, they are literally the "toad toad"! Scientists once found one crawling on the bottom of Loch Ness at a depth of 324 feet (98 meters)! (photo by Charlotte Kirchner)

underrated funny part of the Rings trilogy is when the one ring is trying to corrupt Sam and is like "uh... shit man idk. if you kill everyone and take over the world you'll get a really big garden or whatever the fuck"

This is what peak performance looks like #birds

You guys wanna see Canadians rip into a Senator like a pack of maple flavored gremlins

The teenagers are smoking weed at the seawall again

Theological and gender issues aside, has this guy ever met a carpenter? They’re not jacked at all. They’ve got that wirey strength and have a beer gut

Jericho’s last couple of feuds 🤼

anyone talking about the "fertility crisis in america" is doing the 14 words

Our friend the Morro Do Baú Flea Toad is one of seven new species of Saddleback Toads that were first described in 2015 after an expedition in Brazil! Their scientific name Brachycephalus fuscolineatus refers to the dark stripe down their back! (photo by Luiz Ribiero)