I like how the Artemis coverage was “It’s a historic mission. It will have the first black man to orbit the moon, the first woman to orbit the moon, and also a Canadian”

I shit myself

Damn, Chris is right about this. I should call my senator and see if he- Wait. Fuck.

I miss the days when there was decorum and the president didn’t say naughty words while murdering thousands of innocent people in the Middle East

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

try and have a happy easter anyway i guess

At the moment, it’s the Jet Kevin Knight. The man who can tell gravity “no” 🤼

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

Lots of quality cats on my skyline tonight, good job everyone

One good thing about It not happening today is that we don’t need to hear Evangelicals comparing him to Jesus

Ah, so that explains why bluesky fucks up constantly

As a resident of Connecticut it’s pretty funny to see Massachusetts voluntarily make themselves dumber

I swear to God, a conservative could say he has three heads and the media would go “experts disagree”

Had a pretty good morning. @itchystitchesdesigns.com and I had our coffee at the beach, read a little, then had a nice stroll along the water looking for sea glass and cool rocks Sometimes the world isn’t all bad

pro wrestling is cool because people will be like "yayyy big meaty men slapping meat 🥩💪" but it's actually more "big meaty men establishing incredible amounts of emotional trust in order to keep each other safe doing dangerous physical maneuvers 🥺"

One day we’re gonna look at legal online betting in the same way we look at asbestos

If I ask nicely do you think the cops will give me a spike strip to take out the douchebag who is always speeding down my road

K-Pop Demons Hunters: two thumbs delightfully up The animation was great, the songs were catchy, and that fuckin cat cracked me up

Bluesky dying on Good Friday means there will be a big uptick in users on Sunday, so sayeth the gospels

Best Trek captain bar none

why do the people who're concerned about bluesky's growth always pin the blame on leftists being mean, instead of on the people who run bluesky seeming totally uninterested in growing it at all. all their effort goes on faffing around with nonsense that nobody who actually uses the site cares about

The fish and chips place was so busy it was fucking up traffic patterns

Talking of banger tweets

Canadians will be like “oh yeah there buddy single payer is great bud” then go “Doctor Don Callis” 🤼

Dax has negative ass 🤼

HELL YEAH HIKARU SHIDA 🤼

I really like Bowens but he needs a better finisher 🤼

Ok hear me out. Max comes out and costs Bowens the match as the newest death rider 🤼

Humanity is capable of marvelous things

I’m just saying LBJ found a way to create Medicare *and* lose a bullshit war

Oh that nut shot made me cringe so hard 🤼

"I am angrily shaking my groove thing, as a threat display!"

I love this bit so much 🤼

It’s really funny that the only time AEW uses patriotism is when it’s MJF and it’s *always* a heel move 🤼

Little Ringed Plover (Charadrius dubius): "This is a small plover. Their breeding habitat is open gravel areas near freshwater, including gravel pits, islands and river edges" Thank you Amila K Madige for sharing this info and your splendid photo taken in the UK. #LittleRingedPlover #RingedPlover

Murder him, Brody. Be the hero we need 🤼

AEW Chess: Brody King Queen Aminata Bishop Kaun Dalton Castle Kevin Knight #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

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Bro Pac just casually tossed Ospreay 3/4 across the ring like it was no big deal 🤼

Bruv’s got Neckuticulitus 🤼

If Tony Khan loved us, he’d give us fifteen minutes of Toa v Brody in a no dq match 🤼

It’s really funny that the only time AEW uses patriotism is when it’s MJF and it’s *always* a heel move 🤼

Speedy isn’t bound by the no violence clause just sayin 🤼

Will you guys still be my friends even though I’m rooting for MJF over Kenny? 🤼

It was in Winnipeg that Kenny decided to pursue his dream of getting diverticulitis 🤼

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

It’s kinda fucked up the astronauts get to escape earth for a while and we’re all stuck here

THE TOADS ARE STILL SINGING! it occurs to me i might be part toad? Hearing that sound makes me want to go rushing off to them. Which is the effect it’s supposed to have on female toads. Hmm. It would explain why I’m nonfunctional when it’s cold 🤔 #herps 🌿

I went to an indie show where one of the wrestlers did a move and shouted to the crowd “I AM 22 YEARS OLD” and it got the biggest boos of the night 🤼