Actually it’s Cells Junior

Speedball and Take were bonding over the fact that both of them got dumped this week

I don't mean to be political, but I will never swear allegiance to the Duras family.

Faction warfare coming lets gooooo

AEW will have Marina say that in live TV then act like our posts are too much for tv 🤼

Marina is pro butt stuff confirmed 🤼

Among all the sandpipers and their ilk, one of the few I feel fairly** confident identifying is the Solitary Sandpiper, even with its head under water 😂 #birds **6/10 level of confidence

Is anyone else getting these “thank you President trump for something about flavored vapes” commercials

A good bit for Takeshita would be for him to be a champion in Japan and America at all times until he fulfills his destiny and becomes IWGP and AEW dual world champion 🤼

Sometimes I wonder how much of Mox’s comms time is just him deciding he wanted to be on comms for another match or two 🤼

Brian “Triple H” Cage 🤼

So Uncle Speedy is @thecustardgoblin.bsky.social’s favorite wrestler I’m ride or die for Kevin Knight Can our marriage survive? 🤼

“A lot of choices being made here in collision but it’s live tv so you can’t take it back” Jon Moxley on everyone pants #AEW

I hit the vape about two minutes before Lio showed up and you guys I just can’t help me 🤼

Rest in Bees.

I’d rather Mox stalking me than Marina tbh 🤼

This is an all time guest commentator episode 🤼

If I was a wrestler doing a show in Alabama I would grab a mic and simply say “fuck Nick Saban” and dare the crowd to do something about it 🤼

My dumb ass: “is this gonna be pure rules” 🤼

Good luck, Tim 🤼

Jim Cornette is All Elite

Maya does really good bridges 🤼

I HEARD A THIRD MAT HIT, REF 🤼

She speaks English? - by Bully Ray 🤼

Shut that guy right the fuck down lmao 🤼

Ciampa is supposed to be the heel right 🤼

Slipped in the back door, eh Nigel? 🤼

I feel for Trent as there aren’t any children for him to bully 🤼

Time to go over to the popular with friends feed so I can judge y’all

Are we doing straight glue eaters at Pride discourse now

Platner is the kind of candidate for people who don’t consider their Jamaican nurse working class but can’t really articulate why

Holy shit democrats are about to push Corn Dad into the senate

Anxiety doodle that took me waaaaaay longer than I thought anticipated.

SQUATCH SQUATCH SQUATCH #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

If you want to make me an instant fan, a great spine buster is a way to do it #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

You’d think Canada would have stronger squatch protection laws #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

Wrestlers selling for kids is the greatest thing ever #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

My French Canadian great grandfather would say shit like Tabernak #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

What if Raven was Sting 🤼

So how much of the world’s longest match did everyone watch? I think I got about sixteen hours If you did the entire match you’re a hero and Evil Uno should give you the book #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

That was an incredible hidden blade hit damn #mysterywrestling25andahalf

About four years ago I got back into wrestling with wwe, got tired of it, switched to AEW and now I’m watching Canadians fight in a brewery on youtube #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

This infinite rumble sounds like it’s gonna be a lot of fun #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

I just noticed the speakers on the forklift hahaha #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf

So Uno said the crowd didn’t know they were watching a mystery wrestling show so are they just doing commentary on a random indie show? #MysteryWrestling25AndAHalf 🤼

Similar to but legally distinct finisher sequence 🤼

Is this taking place in a Home Depot warehouse or something lol 🤼

It wouldn’t be an AEW adjacent show without audio issues 🤼

Holy shit, an SCP about pro wrestling. It’s like it was written for exactly me

Me, a bi brain genius: automatically thinking these weirdos are gay is bi erasure