why the fuck didn't I think of this being a dump and pump? The fash plan MUST have been to tank the stock with bullshit, buy it and then retract the bullshit so it can bounce back! Fucking OBVIOUSLY! I hate when I don't catch shit like that.

New awareness campaign

Orgo II, exam 1: I worked as hard as I could, showed up to every class and tried my best. Way below average grade, almost sunk the class for me. Orgo II, exam 2: I'd kinda given up and didn't care any more, missed a day due to illness and barely studied BUT I took a lotta speed: way above average

if you're trick or treating this, you're gay

he was the best

"It would be most unfortunate if something were to happen" ass endorsement by HJ

After a lengthy period of difficult reflection, I have reluctantly decided to endorse my own party’s nominee. Despite being overwhelmingly popular with voters, I will be extremely careful to frame my endorsement using bad faith language cribbed directly from their opponent’s attack ads

as far as "thinking about world war II" I wonder if they data evens out if you remove the zoomer incels thinking about it from the wrong side, who can be removed from the "men" category:

One of the most important takeaways from Trump's hostility to Sliwa and implicit endorsement of Cuomo: the (R) unity is not Republican unity, it's Rapist unity

What the fuck is this wrinkled paper at the bottom of the drawer from 6 years ago? Ah, a desperately scribbled idea for an anti-Trotskyist meme scribbled on the back of notes from an urgent care visit. Being chronically ill is so fucking corny and predictable.

Graham's a bit disappointing on certain posts and signifiers STILL less bad than open zionists like Susan Collins OR Janet Mills Show me someone better in THIS race Also, why are people focused on "Fetterman particles" when that energy could be focused on helping Omar Fateh unrig his election?

ever try to get over a twink you're downbad for, go to his show like a fool, then after his set he's dirty dancing with a super hot person and you're like: "who am I more jealous of and what is that person's gender, if any?" No? Me, neither. Never heard of such a thing.

Foucault's Boomer-ang

A core autistic experience in these times: used to say weird facts I hoped people would find interesting and they'd google them to make sure they were true. Now google says weird lies they hope people will find interesting and people ask me to make sure they're false.

Who up RN helpin' they hamburger?

What are you all getting me for the holiday? I know a whole tunnel is a lotta work but a nice hangglider or some propane tanks would be an appreciated gesture

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

explain your username: I think it was based when Dostoevsky's "villain" protagonist killed his landlord with an axe lol

You ever just have a title kicking around in your head? Maybe an albun or something since I mostly write music lately: "The assassination of Tilly Norwood"

Bill Burr might get paid enough by the Saudis to buy a health insurance company and get shot by one of his fans. Or maybe he just thought MBS's smile was really disarming... and dislegging

who up rn fatshaming they high ranking officers?

'round the decay of that forgotten wreck, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

when he's right he's right

I'm usually not into "Deus Vult" medieval christian bullshit, but arresting and extraditing Erika Kirk and Andrew Tate to Romania to be named "Order of the Dragon" and then fighting for the Spanish/Italian combined fleet to break through zionist siege to be named "Order of Malta"? Good power fantasy

He’s always getting out of the way for the bull

Iran and China have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing this coming tuesday

You're telling me a MAN dated this reporter?

Google is extorting me for more money to store data in my emails/drive. So, the latest video I shot with my phone that I wanted to put on my laptop was moved by wire. Then my laptop wouldn't play it without me BUYING an update for windows media player. So I immediately downloaded VLC and it worked.

so it begins

Curtis Sliwa: welcome to the #resistance

every right-winger calling for all-out war on "The Left," warning that political enemies are about to face their ultimate wrath, said the exact same shit in November and have been enacting that fantasy ever since. unclear why this language should frighten anyone more today

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

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No one actually believes in free speech and no one actually believes in non violence. What people argue about is the conditions we set on these things

I regret to inform you that Charlie Kirk has risen from the dead just to inform everyone that he's not a wight supremacist, just a wight nationalist

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

Remember: it's only "terrorism" if it comes from the non-white region of the middle east. Otherwise it's "sparkling use of violence against civilians for political aims."

Libs: "someone do something about all this political violence" Some Utah person: "bet" *shoots the guy inciting most of it Libs: "NOT LIKE THAT!"

no, I do volunteer 'cause Tiller didn't have this glock. Fash killed three people I loved, one pacifist and one apolitical - I'd rather they come at me than at the defenseless people they usually go for

Always nice to hear from Alan Dershowitz