Weird how none of the Odyssey discourse is about this

Diarrhea

Just saw a sign that said NO PARKING and thought it said NO PASTA the Italian Americans are tiiiiired

You guys were right about platner 😭

You guys were right about platner 😭

Congratulations Taylor and Travis

I think it's funny that zoomers think Obsession is super original and groundbreaking because it means they're dumb and I'm old

Does Robert Eggers know how to spell

Fool me once, shame on you...

There's a statue of Lenin in Seattle that's impossible for the city to take down because it's on private property so they paid the owner to do this to it while the world cup is in town

I am watching Ratatouille and it is kind of good wtf

I love to be reading 2 big ass intense books at the same time

CARMELITA HOLD ME TIGHTER

My ass going to Disney Land this weekend

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I am on moontower

Well they say that I look like John Hinckley But I sound a lot like Tomas Allen, Cole

Hire me to bartend your event I am good at it because I am insane 📷 @coffinskeleton.bsky.social

Get a load of this dipshit

Lot of you need aisle 13

That howling mutant guy is having a weekend long crash out on Twitter and most of it is about me for some reason and I'm sitting here air frying shit in my apartment thinking about how JD Vance is apparently reading all of this

Forbidden haircut

The concept of an illegal haircut is so crazy and the fact that it's the Edgar is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life

Meet the Fockers 🤣🤣🤣 because it sounds like da f word

Lyin' Pope Leo

Guy who has been painstakingly writing and animating a family drama about anthropomorphic fruits cheating on each other just for you to call it AI slop

Sup girl I smell like I washed up in a pile of barnacles

Gaming

Gonna start calling the band Geese Honkers

We need froot boots on the ground we need to send roller bladers over there

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The thing about conspiracy theories is that no one pitching one to you is ever actually saying anything other than "please recognize that I am a special special person "

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cut from [burning oil tanker] to [footage of venezuela lifting the world baseball classic trophy] in 2036 adam curtis documentary "devil's burger"

Whats going on on here? You know what never mind

A large number of people are turning into nazis on the other app idk if that's happening here but here's a podcast about it on.soundcloud.com/Qw86OrP0FxH9...

The government is gonna do west coast 9/11 let's go I'm ready

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Luisa has me hooked on the dumbest reality show 😡

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

Show was fuckin crazy thank you for coming

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