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I am on moontower

Well they say that I look like John Hinckley But I sound a lot like Tomas Allen, Cole

Hire me to bartend your event I am good at it because I am insane 📷 @coffinskeleton.bsky.social

Get a load of this dipshit

Lot of you need aisle 13

That howling mutant guy is having a weekend long crash out on Twitter and most of it is about me for some reason and I'm sitting here air frying shit in my apartment thinking about how JD Vance is apparently reading all of this

Forbidden haircut

The concept of an illegal haircut is so crazy and the fact that it's the Edgar is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life

Meet the Fockers 🤣🤣🤣 because it sounds like da f word

Lyin' Pope Leo

Guy who has been painstakingly writing and animating a family drama about anthropomorphic fruits cheating on each other just for you to call it AI slop

Sup girl I smell like I washed up in a pile of barnacles

Gaming

Gonna start calling the band Geese Honkers

We need froot boots on the ground we need to send roller bladers over there

Today’s 1000 guest is @feraljokes.bsky.social ! We take a deep dive into the stand-up world’s love affair with fascism, how he got kicked out of a legendary NY punk house, mutual aid in LA, and why he never backs down from a Twitter beef! pod.link/1707027844

Show today Now featuring @fatstevebuscemi.bsky.social 🤯

The thing about conspiracy theories is that no one pitching one to you is ever actually saying anything other than "please recognize that I am a special special person "

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cut from [burning oil tanker] to [footage of venezuela lifting the world baseball classic trophy] in 2036 adam curtis documentary "devil's burger"

Whats going on on here? You know what never mind

A large number of people are turning into nazis on the other app idk if that's happening here but here's a podcast about it on.soundcloud.com/Qw86OrP0FxH9...

The government is gonna do west coast 9/11 let's go I'm ready

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After you watch Videodrome in @criterionchannl.bsky.social’s VHS forever collection, check out our @tendersubject.bsky.social ep with @thisisdavemaher.bsky.social & @feraljokes.bsky.social. We talk Marshall McCluhan, techno-utopians, techno-fascists, kink & more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/040

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Luisa has me hooked on the dumbest reality show 😡

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

Show was fuckin crazy thank you for coming

Citizens of blue sky I have a los angeles show tonight come prove everyone wrong, you DO like jokes, I believe in you 🫡

🫵 YOU there. YOU COME 2 SHOW🫵 YOU BUY TIX

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Cum 2 show help raise money laugh at jokes dos Saturday in LA

Nancy Mace looks like one of the politicians from 'Transmetropolitan.'

🫵 YOU there. YOU COME 2 SHOW🫵 YOU BUY TIX

The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...

Everyone's arguing about Noam Chomsky, I'm just gonna email him and get to the bottom of this

Hi come to my show here in LA with my funny friends we are raising money to fight ICE by being Dark Woke etc @jamiepeck666.bsky.social @wordisbond.bsky.social and more TIX BELOW

Wow everyone is so much more normal on bluesky

I think the people on this app are in a lot of ways weirder and more sadistic than the other ones

You follow me and have posted 7 thousand times

Ok so I am unreasonable for not liking being stalked by weird incel racist edge lord comedy people but somehow my will Stancil joke is too far for you people

Hi can you stop quote tweeting me it's weird

You're right, it was real. Everything is real

I am living through some kind of never ending onion of people not getting very obvious jokes. Stancil thinks I'm pro drunk driving, blue sky thinks I'm pro stancil, I'm barely pro anything

You can remove yourself from a quote tweet on here wow