from today

you were born from hole. ACT LIKE IT

halestorm is writing sad songs things must be dire

im giving hug to paper towels and dont worry about my feets #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

im so fucking tired of him

got ghosted by my rabbi

teeth of god blood of man I will be what I am

is hooters a brothel

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

this is the story of becoming a hero the hard way

Well

I can't believe they made Joe Goldberg WORSE. How did he get WORSE

чувствую себя как я verlore мой щул а я знаю es dumm und nicht richtig ist aber всё ändert слишком быстро и мне не нравится ☹️☹️☹️

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you know it's serious business when I put on my rotisserie chicken eating gloves

uptown girl. she's been livin in a fucking world.

me listening to even in arcadia

what if i exploded

nygmobs posting at 6am

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE DANGEROUS TO ME

I think about this post constantly

CECIL'S MOM DOESNT COVER THE MIRRORS BECAUSE SHE'S SCARED OF HIM SHE COVERS THE MIRRORS BECAUSE SHE'S SITTING SHIVA. JOSEPH

A massive study of 50,000 households over 1,000 archaeological sites provides ample evidence that inequality is not a "natural" outgrowth of sophistication. Instead, it is a political choice. Which means, kids, that we don't have to choose it. archaeologymag.com/2025/04/stud...

I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny

the past is always better than the present. the future is worst of all

an ode to Frances both of you................ Jeffery

Spring in Pittsburgh

well-dressed but woooooookin in the wrong directionnnnnn

I'm gonna blow myself up

being a linguist is fun bc you can just send your other linguist friends the most insane shit and they'll be like hell yeah elaborate, meanwhile poor bill labov is rolling over in his grave

Sister Daniel .........

Dan: our seminal- Phil: semen Dan: that's not what seminal means Phil: semen Dan: you have a linguistics degree

Shabbat shalom ✨

help I've fallen into the hospitality/tourism industry and I can't get up

I don't think whatever species I am was supposed to live this long

why is this job making me do homework before i can schedule an interview with them

what is cecil's hebrew name. what is cecil's hebrew name!!!

steve carlsberg working for the order is ruining my life

A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.” I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott

when I was 15 joking online about being Jaye Tyler from Bryan Fuller's Wonderfalls, I didn't realize that I was prophesying the future

watching a bit of john oliver’s 60 minutes interview and i refuse to believe last week tonight is on its 12th season. it Just started. what do you mean its been on for ten years. i am 5 years old

Eurovision, but for selecting a new Pope.

relistening to faceless old woman's October monologue after listening to the audiobook you might as well just gut me like a fish. ow!!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!!