Mae Martin is so fucking hot

today in the news: the man who comes out of the lake has come out of the lake

you are invited to blankie world as long as you respect my tiger dignity #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

ive never known happiness until now

HOW COULD YOU MAKE HIM SAD!!!! HOW COULD YOU HURT HIM!!!!!!!!

from today

you were born from hole. ACT LIKE IT

halestorm is writing sad songs things must be dire

im giving hug to paper towels and dont worry about my feets #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

im so fucking tired of him

got ghosted by my rabbi

teeth of god blood of man I will be what I am

is hooters a brothel

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

this is the story of becoming a hero the hard way

Well

I can't believe they made Joe Goldberg WORSE. How did he get WORSE

чувствую себя как я verlore мой щул а я знаю es dumm und nicht richtig ist aber всё ändert слишком быстро и мне не нравится ☹️☹️☹️

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you know it's serious business when I put on my rotisserie chicken eating gloves

uptown girl. she's been livin in a fucking world.

me listening to even in arcadia

what if i exploded

nygmobs posting at 6am

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE DANGEROUS TO ME

I think about this post constantly

CECIL'S MOM DOESNT COVER THE MIRRORS BECAUSE SHE'S SCARED OF HIM SHE COVERS THE MIRRORS BECAUSE SHE'S SITTING SHIVA. JOSEPH

A massive study of 50,000 households over 1,000 archaeological sites provides ample evidence that inequality is not a "natural" outgrowth of sophistication. Instead, it is a political choice. Which means, kids, that we don't have to choose it. archaeologymag.com/2025/04/stud...

I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny

the past is always better than the present. the future is worst of all

an ode to Frances both of you................ Jeffery

Spring in Pittsburgh

well-dressed but woooooookin in the wrong directionnnnnn

I'm gonna blow myself up

being a linguist is fun bc you can just send your other linguist friends the most insane shit and they'll be like hell yeah elaborate, meanwhile poor bill labov is rolling over in his grave

Sister Daniel .........

Dan: our seminal- Phil: semen Dan: that's not what seminal means Phil: semen Dan: you have a linguistics degree

Shabbat shalom ✨

help I've fallen into the hospitality/tourism industry and I can't get up

I don't think whatever species I am was supposed to live this long

why is this job making me do homework before i can schedule an interview with them

what is cecil's hebrew name. what is cecil's hebrew name!!!

steve carlsberg working for the order is ruining my life