Why does it look like she is judging a task on @taskmaster.tv?

Somehow I have my doubts about this van…

Saw my first Waymo in Chicago today. It begins.

Wolf Blitzer just called into CNN. He says the shooting occurred on the floor above where the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was being held. Wolf says he was very close to the gunman and that a police officer threw him to the ground in an effort to protect him.

No! No!!

“I wish I didn’t have to hear discourse about the content of the WHCD program”

Shots fired at the WHCA dinner, caught on livestream No word yet on situation

Ernest Hemingway finally defeated.

chat is this good

BREAKING: In a telegram message, the IRGC states that DDoS attacks on Bluesky will continue until “the account of @jcsalterego.bsky.social is unverified and removed from all discover feeds”

Happy TACO Tuesday to all who celebrate.

The Islamic Republic of Iran has officially informed Pakistan that it will not attend talks with the United States tomorrow and that its decision is final. Vice President JD Vance has cancelled his trip to Pakistan. The possibility exists that the war could start again in just a matter of hours.

A pro-Iran hacking group that has been relentlessly targeting American companies with DDoS attacks claims it disrupted Bluesky with what the social media site called a “sophisticated” attack that “intensified” on Thursday.

Apple names John Ternus CEO, replacing Tim Cook, who becomes chairman

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Hmm this can’t be true because stocks went up.

Can’t believe they gave the Navy food contract to CoreCivic.

There is a character with my name on the new Abbott Elementary episode who is a crypto scammer and needless to say Quinta Brunson will be hearing from my lawyers.

Bye bitch. Should have learned from Pope Francis to stay away from JD Vance.

BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) — Hungary's opposition leader Peter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán conceded his election loss in a phone call.

JD Vance was told there would be “attractive ottomans” in Islamabad but there were only Turkish women there

My “NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS” T-shirt is raising a lot of questions, already answered by the shirt.

Iran’s Fars News Agency says all tankers passing through Hormuz have been stopped after Israel’s ‘ceasefire breach’.

2 week ceasefire:

A regional source said “some good news is expected from both sides soon” and that discussions were steered directly by Pakistan’s army chief, Field Marshal Asim Munir. The source added that a deal is expected to be closed tonight.

This is not foreign policy, it’s a deranged mad man threatening to wipe out an entire country. It's past time. The 25th Amendment must be invoked.

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

God help us.

Current shot of Orion, Moon, and Earth from #ArtemisII is awesome. Can’t wait for us to get the high res version.

so true bestie

Hopefully a setup for yet another “TACO Tuesday” 😬

Larry Ellison paid over one hundred billion dollars for a streaming platform that cannot fill all of its ad slots during the Final Four.

Chicago turned out. #NoKings

Still filling up in Chicago. Big crowd. #NoKings

Soon. #NoKings

Say what you will about FBI Director Wray but he wouldn’t have fallen for a phishing email offering discount tickets to the Backstreet Boys at Sphere Vegas

Story here: www.reuters.com/world/us/ira... Updates TK:

Breaking: Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora

the money faucet is losing water pressure fast

yay new emoji: 🫪🫈🫍

We, at best, tolerate them.

I’m so tired.

Google reduced our headline “I used the ‘cheat on everything’ AI tool and it didn’t help me cheat on anything” to just five words: “‘Cheat on everything’ AI tool.” It almost sounds like we’re endorsing a product we do not recommend at all. Read more from @seanhollister.bsky.social:

Mother Nature really went… ☄️

Loud boom heard over parts of northeast #Ohio ( #OHwx ) this morning (3/17) ( #NWSCLE): The latest GLM imagery (1301Z) does suggest that the boom was a result of a #meteor. #wx #wxsky

🫡 🫡 🫡

That ain’t snow. We got just a wee bit of hail in Chicago. #ilwx

Dunked on a congressional candidate so hard that they CREATED A BLUESKY ACCOUNT just to respond to me. Get on my level.

He is TACO-ing on the TACO-ing.

We’re bringing back Jimmy Carter and we’re bringing him back very strongly.