This is SO GREAT!!!

This was too good not to share 🔥🔥🔥

If they do have kids obviously I ask about that, too, I have some social skills.

If they don't have kids, we inevitably end up bonding over pictures of our pets and also war stories about childhood trauma events that seemed funny at the time.

Reconnecting with people I haven't seen in decades means comparing the psychiatric medication we take for various diagnoses that make SO MUCH SENSE looking back. "Oh holy shit YOU WERE A HEAVING MESS OF ANXIETY!"

I repeat.

Both "Don't Speak" and "Just a Girl" get lots of attention, and that's fine, but surely we can all agree that "Spiderwebs" is the best No Doubt song of that era?

Oh come on this is a little bit funny

Now that Andrew has been stripped of his royal titles please can we start calling him The Nonce formerly known as Prince?

Reconnecting with people I haven't seen in decades means comparing the psychiatric medication we take for various diagnoses that make SO MUCH SENSE looking back. "Oh holy shit YOU WERE A HEAVING MESS OF ANXIETY!"

Take my money.

ICYMI: ‘The Abandons’ Trailer: Lena Headey & Gillian Anderson Go Head-To-Head In Kurt Sutter’s Netflix Western Drama Series This December

Netflix tapping into the lesbian westerns fan market

you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt

other things you can ask stuff • a rock • a book • a body of water • the sky • a hag stone • native wildlife in your area

Now that Andrew has been stripped of his royal titles please can we start calling him The Nonce formerly known as Prince?

My wife had an elderly woman (78 or 79) as a patient the night before Halloween. Tiny lady, 4ft8, and insistent that she be released from hospital in time to go trick or treating. Asked about her costume, she replied: "I'm goin' nekkid." Hell yeah, Meemaw! 💪🏻

Here's a little musical memory: It's a Sunday. I'm wandering around the music school at a university where my then-girlfriend was recording a demo with her band. There was nobody else around. And then, I heard a piano - headed towards the practice rooms, curious. 🧵

My wife had an elderly woman (78 or 79) as a patient the night before Halloween. Tiny lady, 4ft8, and insistent that she be released from hospital in time to go trick or treating. Asked about her costume, she replied: "I'm goin' nekkid." Hell yeah, Meemaw! 💪🏻

My wife can finally pronounce "braai" correctly. 🥺

👇🏻 Please to be considering donating, boosting or both. Sarah is good people.

hey friends and lovers, still working on this while I am unemployed and we are trying to pay back loans, please donate if you're able too, and share 💜 spot.fund/frwsm1bsc

I stood up for myself about a work-related thing so now I need to hide in a dark room for a few days.

Saw a school friend for the first time in, jeez, 23 years or so. The first thing she said to me was, "When did you get so buff?" I'd forgotten how scrawny I was as a teenager because, boy, I am NOT buff. 😂

Saw a school friend for the first time in, jeez, 23 years or so. The first thing she said to me was, "When did you get so buff?" I'd forgotten how scrawny I was as a teenager because, boy, I am NOT buff. 😂

Harnessing the spirit of a tiny feisty animated bat today. Because sometimes you just need to be more Bartok.

Harnessing the spirit of a tiny feisty animated bat today. Because sometimes you just need to be more Bartok.

Tonight's musical MVP is the way Shirley Manson's Scottish accent breaks through only on the word "take" in "This is not my idea".

If ancient wolves saw a poodle they would laugh it into a panic disorder.

Upon reflection, 30 years of listening to it later, "I don't believe you're leaving because me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream" is, in fact, a breathtaking lyric Tori Amos you bizarre siren I love you.

I know they're naff and that "Counting Cars" or whatever that song is called is twee as hell, but Snow Patrol's duet with Martha Wainwright is utterly beautiful.

Shut the fuck up you pestilent abusive wanker. *turns up the Phoebe Bridgers song she's listening to*

Tonight's musical MVP is the way Shirley Manson's Scottish accent breaks through only on the word "take" in "This is not my idea".

Upon reflection, 30 years of listening to it later, "I don't believe you're leaving because me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream" is, in fact, a breathtaking lyric Tori Amos you bizarre siren I love you.

We are so back. 😭

"Give your dogs the primal ancestral diet they deserve!" Sir. Ma'am. My guy. Gentlefolk. Theydies. My dog would die in the wild within half a day and that's being generous.

We are so back. 😭

It's summer in Cape Town so I'll be posting this meme frequently.

Just had an initial meeting with a potential client that would see me doing journalism part-time again and, damnit, I wish that possibility didn't excite me so much.

I love a badly worded sign. Today's winner: PUNCTURES ONLY R40 cc @mandycollins.bsky.social

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"Give your dogs the primal ancestral diet they deserve!" Sir. Ma'am. My guy. Gentlefolk. Theydies. My dog would die in the wild within half a day and that's being generous.

Guess what song just came up on shuffle!

Look at this book! BOG PEOPLE: A Working-Class Anthology of Folk Horror. "Unleash the dark and delirious with this electrifying anthology of folk horror from some of Britain’s most iconic working-class voices." 10 stories!

Good job, New York City!

Guess what song just came up on shuffle!

My best-beloved @adorapop.bsky.social has done a fresh portrait: "Nothing but Dust in an Inferno" Abigail Morris, The Last Dinner Party Oil paint on canvas. After "A Man Consumed by Flames" by Isaac Oliver, circa 1600. #tldp #artsky www.instagram.com/p/DQogPRECNP...

Bloody hell "Army Dreamers" is a potent song. Kate Bush I love you.

One day I'm going to write a short story about the night I time-slipped and ended up on a road that didn't exist the next day, while listening to When The Pawn on repeat in a friend's car. (We were 100% sober and I reject logical explanations to this day.)

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