Today, the president of the United States of America said that the country's current pediatric vaccine schedule was "too much liquid... going into that baby" and then issued a decree announcing that anti-fascism is terrorism

* Slaps baby * this baby can fit so many liquids in it

Kamala Harris on MSNBC now saying she “always believed titans of industry” would be guardrails for democracy but now—shocker—she reports that turns out they’re not. Only, she still’s waiting! “At some point they’ve got to stand up.” This kind of willful naïveté & denial doesn’t need airtime.

Stephen Miller is not a psychopath. That’s not what this is. Stephen Miller is a regular, homely, not particularly brilliant White guy who has been given unlimited power. Why are folks always pretending that bullies have some sort of special mental illness when said bullies are just lowdown?

Sinclair is refusing to air Kimmel. @Disney needs to pull their programming. High Potential Abbott Elementary The Rookie Shifting Gears 9-1-1 Will Trent Grey’s Anatomy Dancing with the Stars. PULL THEM ALL FROM SINCLAIR. Leave a gaping hole in their schedule where their ethics aren't.

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

The problem is they climbed up the escalation ladder too quickly. They've run out of credible "or elses." Or else what? You'll try to murder Congress then pardon the guys who did it and call them patriots? You'll have the Supreme Court overturn precedent without even explaining their reasoning?

This is *stunningly* disingenuous, and the fact that Singal continues to enjoy a career writing at the highest levels about a topic that he either unwilling or incapable of discussing honestly is such an indictment of the Anglo-American prestige media.

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

Curtain up

Where is my husband by raye is about to go quadruple platinum in my apartment

Consistent with what I heard from others in the Biden White House. He couldn’t recognize Palestinians as human beings on par with Israelis.

“Why tylenol?” Because it’s the pain medication that pregnant people can take. That’s it. That’s why.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Singal writing for a magazine that doesn't include bylines makes so much sense

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

at @economist.com, we think it's very important to hire massive pricks who are so notoriously dishonest and bigoted that reputable sources won't talk to them bsky.app/profile/juli...

trump gave a rally yesterday saying he hates the opposition. his deputy chief of staff said he would wage war on the left. his fcc is pressuring to fire comedians. he's suing the media. he's trying to throw opposition members in prison. the two highest ranking democrats are meeting him to chat.

Cause they aren’t the left in any way whatsoever. There is no opposition party in the USofKKK

Rather than permitting the Trump administration to frighten us out of resisting, we must understand this broad, vague, and performative executive order as an effort to intimidate. It should catalyze us into urgent organizing, not paralyze us. Only collective action can keep us safe and free.

I've been trying to avoid words like stupid, dumb, and insane, but they have made it damn near impossible not to

Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."

Could a bubble made of nothing but grifts, graft & stock manipulation be about to burst if it does THIS?

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

Yea. Don't be rushing to get that subscription back. If anything treat Disney like Target for a minute

Just a reminder that #NBC and #MSNBC fired numerous Black women to placate the far right, including @joyannreid.bsky.social @joy.msnbc.com, and before that @tiffanydcross.bsky.social and Melissa Harris Perry for, effectively, speaking truths that offended their white overlords.

It's grimly funny to watch these maniacs piss away all our birthrights as free people on behalf of a man who just got rinsed by Jimmy Kimmel.

“More than two-thirds of Republicans say that Cookie Monster wouldn’t eat a cookie.”

A quarter of Republicans say that a president would not take a bribe. More than two-thirds say that Trump specifically wouldn't. www.pbump.net/o/republican...

They're strumming your pain in fingerchat

In Utah on Sunday, Latter-day Saint Republicans cheered as Donald Trump eulogized Charlie Kirk as a Christian martyr. https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2025/09/21/charlie-kirk-funeral-utah-gop

jiminy kimmel why you are so obsess with the wood boy

disney's like hey everybody now that that's settled, how about that grogu 😎👉👉

"Reactionary" is too mild to describe MAGA ideology. They don't just oppose progress; they derive their positions from seeing what their enemies like and then attacking it, even if doing so has no purpose beyond causing misery. Hence the hostility to solar/wind, the Hyundai raid, and so forth.

autism announcement: it's good 👍

Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein

It's the first day of fall...

i'm sorry, join who for a what? x.com/richardhanan...

dril racism dial tweet

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

those ads will not be cheap

Money talks, bullshit walks.

Stretched to the breaking point Parker Posey voice: "Rahul nooooooo"

CYBERBULLYING WORKS BABYYYYYY

Amusing face saving. Not getting my money back though. Sorry fuckers.