One thing about the monotheistic abrahamic religions is how utterly boring they are compared to all the other religions

The first scientist probably didn't know shit. What an idiot!

Currently addicted to hades 2

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

from the moment you are born you are pummeled with messages telling you you need to be in a relationship to be happy. I have generally been happier when I am single.

to better promote my brand i was thinking of having a "signature look". I was thinking of having a black beanie that I wear at all times and never take it off.

this here is my secret weapon. I call it "my secret weapon"

What if Steve Jobs made a videogame

I've got my labubu, ive got my benson boone. dont tell me that im not a vibe - ill just keep vibin...

I listen to benson boone because I listen to Geese. Benson Boone PAVED THE WAY for Geese. That much can't be denied.

Our national debt is the biggest "party foul" of all time.

Impersonating Santa ought to be against the law.

I can't stand those performative males. the way they really get out there and perform like that really eats away at me.

Benson Boone --> Geese. 2 classic albums. But without Benson Boone, you'd never have Geese. Benson Boone is the INSPIRATION for Geese.

Anyone else pissed off they didn't get all the toys they wanted?

A lot of people try to match Benson Boone's vibe But they can't, because Benson Boone IS the vibe That's the difference

Eating good this Christmas

To me the war never ended. Its easy to see who the fake mfs were now

Coca cola should make a new flavor with kratom in it

My dick is so big that light doesn't even travel fast enough to see it

I tried to buy my son a horse but it ran away

Tfw you're saving it for marriage and your wife has a virgin birth! So annoying

This website is not a safe space for alpha males. I was born to hate this shit

Tfw that one best friend is a cartoon companion named p'poo

I'm brainstorming how we can bring Hawk Tuah to a wider audience

Just drove by a Wendy's and almost no one was there. Disgusting. What happened to us

It's just kind of a chill / random vibe haha

This is Santa's moment

Your behavior has not been heartwarming at all

Is it cool if my cartoon companion P'Poo shows up with me

I got a Christmas present for you - BARNEY THE DINOSAUR magazine. Because you're a stupid baby idiot who likes dumb baby shit

I'm like a morning in the night

I'm dissappointed that TJ maxx is closed today @tjmaxx

No one celebrates Christmas anymore its disgusting

I better get what I want tomorrow

Oh, my sweet summer child. You know not of the depraved actions of William Smith at the 2022 Oscars ceremony.

I primarily use Ableton but I do my drums in FL studio. Gets more of the warm sound I'm going for.

Ive said it before and I'll say it again: what jane goodall did should have been illegal.

who knew that people posting black squares in 2020 were leaking the epstein files

Are heroes angels? There's a lot of good points that many have made on that

I'm sorry, the avatar movies have always looked like a very high budget video game to me. Idk what people are talking about when they say those blue guys look "real"

Unc's Lament

Our amusement parks are in shambles while President Obama stands idly by

How do I prove to my son that I'm Obama

our society is just that. a society

The dark knight rises should have had Adam sandler in it. Pisses me off

Thinking about a science teacher who invited himself to perform with our student jazz band when I was in middle school. He played the egg shakers and it was completely inaudible over the band. Yes this actually happened

Im really stroked to see where Benson Boone takes his sound

They call them Democrats But I really think they should be called "Us and Them-Ocrats" Putting man against child Woman against Obama