Gonna petition to have this level of freaky added to the DSM 5 🥴

An açaí bowl is just an overpriced parfait with Greek yogurt. A parfait in gucci slippers

A parfait has never done me wrong. Never.

Gotta watch Kicking and Screaming in his honor today. R.I.P. to him

Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced

The Jamaica Carnival itinerary is coming to fruition 😌😈 I may not sleep on this trip lol

What I look like stressing over the opinions people have of me who have literally never conversed with me a day in my life? Whether in-person or virtually at that

Aye if you’re a true friend to your friend challenge their ways of thinking sometimes. Recognize when they’re engaging in thinking/behavior that is not productive for them or whatever they’re desiring/working towards. Stop coddling them at every turn.

I just wanted wanna eat tbh. I eat for pleasure bc-… that make me a munch don’t i-… Nvm

Some raw sex would be nice right about now. I haven’t dangled my chains in nobody’s face in a while

I made more juice. This combo I’m calling “Dirty Sprite” lol Ingredients: Strawberries Blackberries Pineapples Cucumbers Ginger root Mandarin oranges Tbsp of Honey Tbsp Light Brown sugar

Plus sized black women are gorgeous Mid sized black women are gorgeous Slim thick black women are gorgeous Skinny black women are gorgeous Muscular black women are gorgeous

Dating is data

Just keep pushing

friday the 13th valentine’s day

happy v day everyone. have an order of romantic sex on me 🙂‍↕️

the heart pt. 6

Aye I just got a call saying won a raffle at my apartment complex lol $150 VISA gift card. Went and saw they posted it on IG too 😂 This is a solid Friday the 13th man lol

Today went by so fast but I think I received word I’m about to be credited in my first publication 🥹 Lemme go add some space to my CV real quick lol

People give some of the best advice to others that they themselves never listen to.

Or don’t have sex at all like me. #StaySanctified 🧘🏽‍♀️

Shiny tings doh last 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I can understand and not agree. My understanding led to my disagreement.

Does anybody want to go on a date to puttshack tomorrow? Lol 18 holes of fun!

Stop being kind to people who don’t show you kindness. Stop being understanding to the people who refuse to understand you. Be a mirror 🪞 and reflect that shit back to them.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.

I find myself not wanting to put myself through the same rigamarole when someone is clearly showing they are not trying to understand you. I’m not doing that. I’ve been through that time and time again.

Let me go write in my journal lol

Soca, man- it can literally turn your mood around if you let it; and can brighten your morning/day whenever you decide to listen to it. (I can’t wait for my trip)

I just want to stay in bed all day

Those Nicholas Brothers boyyy

Thank you God.

Let me go to bed

In medias res

I’m mad hot today, wtf… I knew I should’ve worked from home. I would’ve been in the nude today

Don't have no business being dead

Do I even know how to put someone through the mattress? Do I have finger dexterity and endurance? Does my tongue even work anymore? Idek anymore The fall off.

Straight spanked. Goodness gracious.

I fear people be asking people they’re interested in questions just for the sake of asking them and not really reflecting on them or asking follow up questions. Your level of inquisitiveness I think impacts the things you pick up on and/or completely miss

The Patriots play Super Bowl Football today. We all we got, we all we need. Job not finished. LFG.

Working on a nice back and strong arms, at 1:30 in the morning

I like sex just as much as the next person but there’s so many things I could think of doing with that amount of time, respectfully lol And that’s not to say I haven’t gone rounds before but breaks in between. Eat a sammich or something. Take a nap. Something 😂

Floss, brush and mouthwash. In that order. Take care of your teeth yall.

Roll back on it inch by inch

🎶Tonight ah swear yuh goin to be mine ahhh Come now doux doux darlin Ah feelin to whine and break way Ouuu yeah Cause I’m innuh party mood Aye Ah could whine on a bumpa 🎶

Soca can really turn your morning/day around.