I need more blankets and less blankets

Thoughts? I am in act 3 and I sort of hate the story lol

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

This was basically the mid season finale of stranger things from last month

I want this framed and hanging up in my house

Japanese Fred Durst be like “I DID IT ALL FOR TANUKI”

Do you think this guy had notifications for anytime someone mentioned “Minstrel” just waiting for his shot

Started playing Clair Obscur recently and it’s driving me nuts that every time you find chroma they say something like “this could be useful” “this will help us”

Stop letting them work at sperm banks

merry christmas adam to those who celebrate

you want me to work for 8 hours a day???

Clark really is the villain of this movie. His yuppie neighbors are absolutely right to hate him.

Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him

FUCK!

Alright fr where tf does all that lint come from

Once again asking: what is the best feed to follow on here? I inevitably end up hating whichever one I’m on

Would you beat the shit out of him for a million billion dollars?

Damn

his greed sickens me #pokemon #pokemonart #eevee #furry #cat #cats #art #painting

Anyone played this? Thoughts? It’s fun but maybe a little too easy?

How many people been arrested while having the worst shit of their life, do you reckon?

There are simply too many games

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

It’s funny how people are like “innocent until proven guilty 🤓” until it’s someone like Reiners son and then everyone’s like “oh yeah, he fucking did it. Just look at his eyes. Face of a killer”

Some people really are just living your dream

Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.

If they didn’t want you to jack off at the barber they why would they put that curtain over you?

Someone (not me, just a journalist here) once said Is it worth it, let me Kirk it I got a bullet in my neck and now I blrggghrghhghhh—

Finally

“What if you got a shot of me like that jfk portrait all deep in thought” Oh sure ok “Yeah we could do it right here in this hotel room” Yeah ok “And it will be just behind the door facing this lamp” Sure whatever you want pal

I started asking ChatGPT things like “what is 9/11” and now I’m in Guantanamo

they're changing the name from Uncrustables to Unfuckables because they want people to stop having sex with them

alright. who's charlie kirk

doesn't matter, she will continue to fall upwards

is this good

This is so funny to me because they made everyone at my job take a learning course on AI and a lot of it felt like an advertisement for copilot and I used it once after that to see how it was and never tried it again

What do you guys think, was it all in their heads in The Leftovers?

We should all have a big drink strapped to our chest

We keep hearing we have to embrace penitent Trump voters, but if you don’t want to, remember this: 77.3M Americans voted for Trump. But 90M didn’t vote at all. It’s more palatable (and better strategy) to reach the latter than to make room for people who chose bigotry and now want to cry about it.

The Dilbert guy got paralyzed in a Dilbert related accident

“Kurt Cobain wasn’t that good”

The WWE send off to John Cena be like: Tribute from Randy Orton: 🙂‍↔️ Tribute from Vanessa Hudgens: 😃↕️ Then he loses Then he kisses the logo for the Saudi Arabia sponsor What a legacy Wow

My friend had this idea in 2016: podcast where you just make shit up for an hour

chat i sputtered