YouTube video: CAN WE TEACH A GORILLA THE NAMES OF THE ORIGINAL 151 POKEMON!? 28 minutes into the video: “the gorilla is getting really frustrated and broke the arm of one of our trainers. But this gave me a lot of insight into what the world might be like if pokemon were real”

Just got back from the timeline where JD Vance’s mom sold him to Epstein and believe it or not it was worse

Every Republican podcasters reaction to Trump in Iran youtu.be/vNTLTLCCRUI

My “My wife took the kids and all I got was 700 labubus that were supposed to pay for their college because my financial advisor told me these were gonna be different than beanie babies I need a new financial advisor” shirt is getting a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt

It’s incredible we evolved to sleep in beds

I love how the founding fathers were like “we can not have a country run by mob rule” so they created a system where the country can be run by a like less than a third

Iran, if you’re thinking about nuking DC, please wait until every single politician is there

The president of Unova refuses to acknowledge the role of pokemon depopulation in turning a big ass swathe of his country into a desert. The prime ministers of Kalos, Kanto, and Paldea will strongly condemn his ignorant remarks and then keep doing business with him

Scientists: the pokeball has created catastrope to biomes worldwide. We call on all trainers to return their pokemon to the wild President Trump: did you hear about this folks? These woke scientists from Hoenn want you to give up your pokemon. Not here tho. We believe in something called freedom

“Where’s the sex scene?! I need sex scene!! No dialogue! No plot! I need barely legal hard core porn between a 6’4” Olympian and a bookish mediocre girl who is also the chosen one. Give me the COCK description”

Got really scared that this was rat or rabbit poop in my 5lb bag of Swedish fish But it was actually just a random little poop shaped gummy

Do yall remember that Joe Biden had a dog that would straight up Cujo people

It would be cool if Elon unalived right before becoming a trillionaire

I can’t read posts where people start trying to make puns and nicknames for every persons name. My eyes just glaze over that shit and I move onto the next post

Neutral Malk Hotel

[mildly viral video from 2009]

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This whole worlds so fuckin fucked up

I wouldn’t have kneeled for Aragorn anyway. No kings bitch ✌️

The left got a little too PC and now I need every child in Iran to suffer

It’s not enough to touch grass. I need to go up a mountain

God forbid a man cosplay about his favorite fantasy series

I like how this guy chooses to not look his age. Makes it easier to point out something’s not right with him

The clankers took me job

To link to every time a DOJ employee is grilled by a judge:

“A scared man”

it's pretty awesome that America came out of world war II as the indisputed world power, just because our cities weren't bombed to cinders, and boomers completely lost it in a single generation

Got a bunch of ducks on the dashboard of my Honda and someone left a note on my car, it said “Those ducks are stolen valor. They don’t belong to you. Return them or there WILL be consequences -a concerned Jeep owner”

Impossible chicken nuggets are so addicting but doctors said they’ve given me every type of known cancer including ovarian which they say shouldn’t even be possible but I can’t stop eating them

I voted for Harris because I wanted your kids to die in a war. Now you’re telling me I should have voted for Trump to send your kids to die in a war 🤦‍♂️ oh brother can we get a do over so I can fix my vote

I slap my Apple Watch “oo you’ve been a bad girl today” I look around the train not one person will look me in the eyes

Sorry Mr gas station man. The president started world war 3 and now it costs $14 more dollars to fill my tank so I can’t buy the pringles for $5.99 today

Is this good?

Do you guys remember when a bunch of Americans were volunteering to help Ukraine so they sent them to the front lines to die

This guy can go on tv and say he wants to kill a bunch of brown people but if anyone says they’d like him to unlive it’s a one way trip to a black site

I wonder if we’re already feeling the effects of firing all of the woke and/or fat and/or bearded army guys

Any thoughts on how to piss off a neighbor that walks too heavily above you pacing back and forth nonstop during the hours of 11pm-1am every night? But also in a way that I can not get myself in trouble

If this date goes well maybe she'll

Pretty chilling stuff when it cuts to the rest of the room and no one will even look at what’s happening

Some shots from a hike this weekend

Picture this. The simpsons Bort sequence but with hamlet /hamnet. You would get the bluesky uncs hornt tf UP "ooooh well played sir" it's nothing to me

Maybe I’m just a little too woke but I don’t think we should be blowing up schools

Criminal minds should end with them all being fired by Kash Patel and then if they ever bring the show back again then it should be the government scrambling to hire back everyone he fired

I’ll be honest, I didn’t know the Olympics ended a week ago

We’re opening the first movie theater where every reclining seat is also a toilet this way you can piss and shit without missing one second of the Breaking Bad marathon

It’s kind of funny how if you die before you retire it will look like you had the same job at some company for the next 100 years on LinkedIn. Celebrate James’s 92nd anniversary at the slop factory!

imagine 20 of these guys burn a cross on your lawn

So did they like express ship the us men’s hockey team to the White House or something? They didn’t even let those guys chill in Italy a few more days?