He, too, is Charlie Kirk

Well well well. If it isn’t the lady from the sensory deprivation store. I told you I didnt do a total paint job in the tank. it was a different guy and he was huge and he was wearing a captains hat. It didn’t have to turn into a shouting match in the hall in front of George Lopez

You got a rat shit profile pick dude. Do better

Them: what do you use internet for Me: i use internet for internet

They need to pass a law that makes it less awkward and painful to cancel your internet service

The dingos actually got her baby. And you’re all laughing at it

Where me and the fellas go after a day of rock climbing Editors note: a Gumby is a slang word in the rock climbing community for a person who flops around on the walls

Do they call the game early if you’re down by too many points

The knicks had to lose because the fans were getting a little too annoying, not sorry

I’ll be honest, I really love the game. I had a lot of nostalgia for it because I used to watch one of my best friends play when we lived together. Obviously the pacing is terrible but overall I liked the story and I hope one day they a do a proper remake for it that gets everything right.

Been playing ffxv a lot the last few weeks

They’re mammals.. but they’re in the water. And they have and air hole in the back that they have to surface for air??? How tf don’t they drown all the time

Whales made sense to me when I was a kid. But now that I’m older, if I start to think about them too much my head starts to hurt

This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

I just need to set the record straight that if I WERE to bomb a Google data center. It’s not because I wanted to do it, but because I was forced to do so by Mark Zuckerberg and the Instagram algorithm.

Frankenstein’s monster’s version of an alpha male

doohickeycels when a contraptionchad walks in 😵😂

Contraption is a goated word when you see a device you don’t quite understand

When you really think about it, an oxygen atom getting spitroasted by hydrogen

You can solve the Tuvix dilemma by hitting Neelix with a shovel the first time that little freak pops up

I got into running lately and I can definitely say running sucks as a hobby 👍

That’s true, I looked her up in rotten tomatoes and everything they said is true

I think I’m funny sometimes

How did he do this without gummies, running belt, strava, apps that plan how to train, steroids

People don’t rustle jimmies like they used to. Because of woke

Me doing the bunny hop down the hallway because I’m leaving school early The monitor at the front desk yelling at me to have some respect because “9/11 just happened”

This isn’t a call for violence but I think the bare minimum for a democratic candidate is they must be willing to invite every CEO to a dinner and do a red wedding

Look. If I’m being honest, I’m not a big fan of when the hibachi guy pulls his dick out and furiously masturbates to completion. But I don’t want to be the only guy at the table saying he doesn’t want cum in his onion volcano so I keep my mouth SHUT UP

Don’t really yearn for much from the past but I miss Twitter during that first year of Covid

My Reddit ads

There was this one scene where Jason Batemans character is trying to awkwardly ask a straight Dennys waiter if he would have sex with a man and boy did it feel like arrested development Jason Bateman

Anyone watch dtf St. Louis? I binged it in a day and it was so sad 😞

“Sorry folks, I was the rat that spread the hantavirus” - Pete Buttigieg addresses the nation

No offense to Jay-Z but I unironically think this gif will be his biggest contribution to society

idk, yoda is probably the only living creature that i trust *could* drive drunk

Jeff Bezos porn searches be like CEO BUSTS all over union single mother warehouse worker forced to SUCK AND FUCK for 10 min break

Jeff Bezos micro chipped the eggs at Whole Foods to know when you’re jacking off. Stay informed people

Mulder: the alien died of multiple stab wounds on an alien spaceship in space Scully: *throws him a file* ever heard of the knife human?

me and my friends would kill the reddit alien with hammers i can tell you that much

I’ve got too many hobbies and need like 30 hour days

From like 2 weeks back in CO

YouTube video: CAN WE TEACH A GORILLA THE NAMES OF THE ORIGINAL 151 POKEMON!? 28 minutes into the video: “the gorilla is getting really frustrated and broke the arm of one of our trainers. But this gave me a lot of insight into what the world might be like if pokemon were real”

Just got back from the timeline where JD Vance’s mom sold him to Epstein and believe it or not it was worse

Every Republican podcasters reaction to Trump in Iran youtu.be/vNTLTLCCRUI

My “My wife took the kids and all I got was 700 labubus that were supposed to pay for their college because my financial advisor told me these were gonna be different than beanie babies I need a new financial advisor” shirt is getting a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt

It’s incredible we evolved to sleep in beds

I love how the founding fathers were like “we can not have a country run by mob rule” so they created a system where the country can be run by a like less than a third

Iran, if you’re thinking about nuking DC, please wait until every single politician is there

The president of Unova refuses to acknowledge the role of pokemon depopulation in turning a big ass swathe of his country into a desert. The prime ministers of Kalos, Kanto, and Paldea will strongly condemn his ignorant remarks and then keep doing business with him