i don't like when an app changes its icon. that, to me, is woke

Finally watched the dune tv show and honestly not bad

Just learned @lasergiant.bsky.social deleted all of his posts older than a month ago that binch

What the hell was smokefleet anyway

band of brothers is wild imagine the american government paying you to kill nazis

Alabama Arkansas Kitty cats and puppy paws Raccoons and little baby beavers too (that’s true)

What we need now more than ever is Hamilton 2

I can understand the allure of being a Republican senator since you can break the law and then they just give you millions of dollars for it

Was I supposed to know who Jack Schlossberg was before this headline?

The fact that he has so much online “people” pushing to look past the nazi stuff has me EXTREMELY skeptical about him altogether

You gotta admit, the president does have pedophile aura

Going to heaven and meeting Jesus: uh uh no beardos. Get this beta out of my face

We’re all going to end up in the AI basilisk hell. Even the guys who think they’re devoted to AI

AI is innovating racism in ways that previously would have taken months for people to achieve

Google is there a post credits scene in this movie from 1958?

You know, I’m something of a pod person myself

Why stop at 50? Why not 200 years. Then mortgages would be like $500/mo

Twenty minute pose of Kelly in boxing gloves. #art

“All my haters become masturbaters when I sit down at the bukkake of success”

This website broke this dude in ways he will never recover

When they finally gut ACA, the democrats will effectively have accomplished nothing in the last 20 years. Hell, 30 years

They’re calling it the most cucked party of all time

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

“All my haters become masturbaters when I sit down at the bukkake of success”

Yes! More of this!

Democratic leaders might be the true accelerationists lol

These guys might actually be worse than Trump at negotiating

this is why you purity test your candidates and don't just tailor a candidate to demographic research

He’s the most effective Republican minority leader in history

three more years of this. unless.

Should be really obvious but if you’re on Fettermans side then you are on the wrong side

Understand clearly that these people are voting to end your ACA subsidies and double or triple the cost of your insurance. They are voting FOR that. They are voting to all but end Obamacare.

That’s A LOT of piss

I feel like my sarcastic conservative tweets are gonna end up getting me shadowbanned

The people of Rohan wouldn’t have had to retreat to Helm’s Deep if their men weren’t a bunch of soy boys

Like once a week I go into the subreddit for my field and there is someone who is like “Been walking dogs for 5 years and let me tell you dogs are so in right now. Cats are going out of business. Not once have I been asked to walk a cat.”

This is almost exactly how I used to dress my characters in the Tony Hawks Underground when I was 10 years old

I think it’s done, or mostly anyway

Half of my retirement was in Funko stock and the other half was in physical Funko pops and if you’re celebrating this you’re a sick fuck! Some of us are losing everything!

I’ll be real with yall. I can’t tell if you’re trying to cancel Elvis seriously or ironically anymore

Just one more Zohran campaign post bro! This one’s gonna be the good one I sawear!

Hinge bot: do you have snap Me: buddy, no one has snap right now

Good prank guys but I think the libs have been sufficiently owned now

Soy facing so hard at the rich getting richer 😲we did it Reddit 😲😲 big dubs for the human race

Someone’s great great great granddaddy got head on this

When you failed the test at school but dad didn’t beat your ass and ended up taking you out to McDonald’s for dinner

If Hollywood remade lotr with Aragorn as a black woman then conservatives would burn this country to the ground within 48 hours

Gollum’s gonna freak that shit in the new movie

You telling me bilbo didn’t put that ring on his penis once or twice? 🤨