Lol what am embarrassing way to lose a series wowowowowow

i dont care a rip about reddit karma i keep it real and post what i want to post

Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election

Feds were actively arresting people just a few miles away while he was giving this interview.

What drugs did this poor pig do before committing sausage seppuku?

Zero coincidence that Gavin Newsom's rise, first with the San Francisco board of supervisors in 1997 and later as mayor, coincided 1:1 with the dot com and silicon valley booms and the wholesale destruction of the city by tech bro chuds.

What's happening on this site now is a infinitesimal microcosm of the corruption and evil spreading across the country and the world at large. Absolutely fight for the right to not get banned over bullshit, but fight a hundred thousand times harder to keep people fed, housed, safe from genocide.

I'm running for president in 2028. One key piece of my platform is that when anyone becomes a CEO, they will be mandated by law to receive daily, intensive mental health counseling to prevent whatever happens to people's brains when they become a CEO.

I don't know anything about the guy that posted this, but this is true and correct. But it's also being retweeted by some people that should A.) look in a mirror; B.) stop being awful; C.) get better at CEOing; and D.) hug a tree.

Incompetent, incomplete fascism is still fascism. What is he, daring them to get better at it? More complete? More extreme? What is sending a secret police out onto the streets to disappear immigrants, and arrest and intimidate citizens if not authoritarianism of some flavor or another?

Is the "salad" in the room with us right now?

It's so satisfying to see the Yankees get destroyed (sorry to any Yankees fans; you have to expect this by now haha)

It's pretty nice being a lowbie on here. I get exactly the amount of interaction I want: hardly any!

This raises the question of what would have the funniest breed+poodle combination name, like say the German Shoodle, or the Jack Russel Terdle.

One Butthole After Another

witness: “greta thunberg was beaten” guardian headline: “greta was made to hold flags”

Israel is a fascist state. The US is Israel. Israel is the US. We are complicit in this nightmare. Every politician is complicit. Nearly every corporation is complicit. The atrocities should be shocking to the conscience, but yet...

(Jim Ross WWE voice) "Bah gawd, she's done it, folks. Taylor Swift has made the whitest music to ever exist!"

It's getting to the point where I get traumatized by something every time I open BlueSky. The world is a horrible place. I just don't understand how humans can be this awful to fellow humans. I am, of course, talking about Taylor Swift inflicting her new music upon the masses. Straight to the Hague.

(Jim Ross WWE voice) "Bah gawd, she's done it, folks. Taylor Swift has made the whitest music to ever exist!"

It's getting to the point where I get traumatized by something every time I open BlueSky. The world is a horrible place. I just don't understand how humans can be this awful to fellow humans. I am, of course, talking about Taylor Swift inflicting her new music upon the masses. Straight to the Hague.

I did my undergrad thesis on the European witchcraze, and a key motivator in accusations and arrests was to seize the property of the accused Stoking the moral panic to continue the arrests was very profitable for those in positions of authority. I say this for no reason …

Just watched The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. Somehow, I'd never seen it. What a good'n. Love John Ford. Grapes of Wrath is still my favorite of his, though.

team no group chats for life

one of the features everyone wants here is one of the features that consistently drives posters insane: group chats. absolute fetid breeding grounds for the most pointless folie a deux

No, the most tiresome people on here are spoiled rich people that throw trite fits when valid criticisms are pointed out to them about how their company adversely affects people that are actively being targeted by the people in power who sought out your website as an increasingly rare safe space.

"Humans are products to be bought, eaten alive, and discarded in an antisocial libidinal frenzy of self-loathing, insatiable emotional need, and if they refuse to behave that way, we'll make fake people" is the only thing any of these freaks believe

Her brain is cooked more than that waffle is.

“ABC7 spoke to Pertissue Fisher, a woman who lives in the building. She said ICE agents took everyone in the building, including her, and asked questions later….’They was bringing the kids down, too, had them zip tied to each other.’” It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.

It’s hard to pick the most unlikable pro sports team in American sports right now, but the Dodgers are definitely top three.

Just finished my rewatch of Fargo. Probably the 8th or so time I've seen it. Saw it in the theater. Really is the spiritual twin to No Country. More humor in Fargo, obviously. But yeah, they're spiritual twins in my mind. No Country and Fargo are my 1 and 2 of the Coens flicks.

one of the most embarrassing things ever posted on god's internet

biblically accurate yankees fan

Hey guys...where is pancakes house? youtu.be/KMAo3D1mib0?...

A lifelong personal hero. May her good works and spirit continue to inspire and live on in thousands of children and young scientists and conservationists across the world.

Pete Hesgeth is literally just being Cotton Hill from that King of the Hill Episode when Bobby gets sent to military school. youtu.be/3B4jOw-6iDU?...

Awoooooooooooooooooo (Feels So Good starts playing)

The cool winds of October bring with them changing leaves, pumpkins, and the Wolfmangione with his unquenchable thirst for the sounds of sweet, soft jazz played on the flugelhorn...and human flesh!

Awoooooooooooooooooo (Feels So Good starts playing)

Lol look at this guy with his messenger bag and skull cap beanie thinking he's hot shit smh.

Post you from a different era

Meet my large adult son, Bradwynn Jollyfingers

Bill Burr is promising material so hot at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it'll melt steel beams.

When you bomb at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it's with actual bombs.

Pete Davidson's dad died in 9/11. Saudi Arabia was largely behind 9/11. Pete Davidson is performing in Riyadh for the people that killed his dad. If that ain't a microcosm for the world we live in, I dunno what is.

Just flew into the Riyadh comedy festival. There were no survivors

My new favorite reaction video. Comedian Dan Soder as Macho Man Randy Savage saying "disgusting" in a Scottish accent. Gonna be using this one for everything.