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these reboots are getting out of control

i am hearing this battle cry more and moar [alt text: fantastic graphic poster for “destroy all monsters” reads the MONSTERS are in REVOLT… and The World is on the brink of DESTRUCTION! it also notes that “destroy all monsters” is the battle cry that could unite the whole world]

Are they calling this World War III, or are they just trying to reboot the whole series?

If the creators of The Good Place publicly said that the only reason they made the show at all was as a vehicle to tell the Jeremy Bearimy timeline joke, I would respect the hell out of that.

Drop some CREATURES

listing things that really chap my hide

Are they calling this World War III, or are they just trying to reboot the whole series?

where I'm at mentally

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

pov I'm trying not to share how I really feel when people start talking about politics

listing things that really chap my hide

Why yes, I am doing quite egg-cellent, thank you for asking.

so much good can be done in this world with just potatoes, butter, and salt - really overwhelms you sometimes, ya know?

This is my armor. None of you fools will ever touch me.

this is my favorite Pokémon

Yeah right I’m not falling for that one again

pro tip: the easiest way to check if you're compatible with someone, these days, is to see if the veins throbbing at your temples are pulsing in harmony.

The story of The Three Little Pigs is a cautionary tale about failure of a found family to coalesce. Neither wolves or pigs are meant to live solitary lives. Take care of each other out there.

I bet if the US started having free healthcare tomorrow then meds would start coming in blister packs that could only be opened with a subscription.

Drop something METAL 🤖⚙️🖤🤘⛓️

This is som freak shit by our local pizza place

It's pretty chill that they invented a way to fully automate Hubris while outsourcing the consequences to *checks notes* the entire planet and every living thing on it. Truly a civilization of Geniuses.

pro tip: the easiest way to check if you're compatible with someone, these days, is to see if the veins throbbing at your temples are pulsing in harmony.

They should have canceled Burning Man after Malcolm In The Middle made an episode about it - it's purpose finally fulfilled.

in the world if the Flintstones "oil shale" is slang for oral

kickstarting an ngo called The Fig Leaf Project where we try to put loin cloths on local wildlife to protect children from seeing all the naughty bits of nature

Imagine having electricity in the 1950s. What are you even using it for dude? Charging your horse?

kickstarting an ngo called The Fig Leaf Project where we try to put loin cloths on local wildlife to protect children from seeing all the naughty bits of nature

in the world if the Flintstones "oil shale" is slang for oral

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who up being low-hanging fruit?

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pondering our orb - could be better

We should stop calling it "tech". Technology is something that is useful and makes people's lives better - and I really don't see how "toys for rich nerds" fits into this category at all.

Commode-dor 64

Commode-dor 64

fwiw I would eat the food faerie land

We should stop calling it "tech". Technology is something that is useful and makes people's lives better - and I really don't see how "toys for rich nerds" fits into this category at all.

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real talk: Chilaquiles are probably the best non-potato based food ever invented