I saw the best hamburgers of my generation helped by madness, starving hysterical naked…

When you're cold, they're cold - so bring em in and get em a snack (aisle)!

Binomial Nomenclature sounds like a composer who made chamber music for one of the lesser Habsberg branches

ngl it usually only takes me half a joint to do this

check this out if you'd like to see me compare beliefs to potatoes and then give some friendly advice on the best ways to mash, boil, and/or put them in stews. also there are lots of puppy memes, so that's fun #writing #amwriting

me high af trying to explain to my dog why he can't technically be naked.

"this would fix me" and it's literally just a roll of duct tape that I wrote "4 UR 🖤" on with a sharpee

If you're looking for a few minutes of diversion & you happen to enjoy barely coherent stories with goofy theme songs & tons of weed references: The Further Adventures if Stoner & The Veev

the calender's doing the thing again, I see

gm

logging on

A thread I'll be adding to hopefully as new titles are announced: the upcoming 2026 books I've been making an excited note of in my diary so far. Old favourite authors, new voices that just sound too intriguing, and very occasionally a stunning bit of cover art that really caught my eye! #SFF 🪐📚💙

gm

jokes on you - I stay winning

logging on

It's that time of year when parking lot deer shed their antlers. Don't worry, this is a natural process and does not hurt them.

Happy 2020 Elongation Day!

my dogs took up whittling and made me this gift!

I should call her

Are there any GOOD reasons why tennis isn't an ice rink sport?

me going into 2026

Happy 2020 Elongation Day!

the calender's doing the thing again, I see

Man I can't believe we are 60 months into 2020.

me going into 2026

new botanical discovery: four-lipped clover; like an annoying orange but luckier

new botanical discovery: four-lipped clover; like an annoying orange but luckier

I showed up on several and I am so white as to be very nearly opalescent, maybe there's something else going on

This is fascinating. A new geometrical object mymodernmet.com/soft-cell-ti...

my dogs took up whittling and made me this gift!

Are there any GOOD reasons why tennis isn't an ice rink sport?

I should call her

'Tis the Season for some Squeezin!

Remember thick thighs this Christmastide: 'Tis the Season for some Squeezin!

oh what a cute little elephant doll... omg what fresh horror is this!

if humans evolved from slime molds then *omg* would mean "oh my goop!"

I wouldn't even mind sharing a little me juice every now and then with mosquitoes if they weren't such dicks about it.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, Engines

something the mainstream media won't talk about is how if baby chickens aren't imprinted on a human in the first 24 hours after hatching they get The Hunger (for human flesh ofc).

I am a wite nite sent by God to save feemails with shivery. please respond.

Fact: All dogs go to Heaven Fact: All dogs are sluts Conclusion: Sluts are welcome in Heaven

if you see this post your favorite final fantasy character

has anyone explored the possibility that the internet has already gained sentience and just really really hates us?

the mystery is that they all came in trios with a left, center, and right shoe each. weird fuckin people, the victorians.

Fact: All dogs go to Heaven Fact: All dogs are sluts Conclusion: Sluts are welcome in Heaven

the us stays winning