So I’m being included in the hiring of an employee in our accounting department so I’m having to review a lot of resumes. I’ve noticed a trend of people putting “eligible to work in the US with no restrictions; US Citizen” When did we start doing that?

We litty!

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review: “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

Hell no. I’m not a wild animal.

I need y’all to know that this legitimately put tears in my eyes

It’s amazing to me that a movie can be filming and still casting at the same time.

She’s really that girl. Quiet as it’s kept.

I want to go home and just throw some meat, cheese, heavy cream, tomato paste, pasta and seasoning in a pot and see what comes out. Like just make up some shit.

My dog always lets me know when the bacon is two minutes from being perfect.

That woman has accepted that her mom is gone. Y’all should too.

Y’all must’ve missed the interview where Savannah said God told her that her mother is with Him now?

Has Chelsea Handler ever been on the wrong side of the argument?

Kung Lao had one of the best fight scenes in the Mortal Kombat 2 movie.

I, too, would like this.

It’s Monday

“Soon as shit ain’t adding up, I’m subtracting. I don’t like it when the math ain’t mathing” -Kamala Harris, 2025

Oh is she gay?!?! #Bridgerton

SIMS PLAYERS: NEW UPDATE 5/12. REMOVE YOUR MODS FOLDERS TOMORROW!!!

The guff I just fawed

Lowkey, nunca no me dejó ver como John Cena.

Uno tournament?!?!

“Miss Mamas” when I’m fussing or “Mama Bear” when I’m asking what she wants.

My boss accidentally texted my coworker from his email instead of his phone number and we’ve been laughing at the email name for like 2 weeks.

I enjoyed Mortal Kombat 2

Met a guy last night and he said he was single because guys don’t like that he’s light skinned If you could’ve seen the look on my face.

They sweaty af tonight on Rivals.

@antmillz.bsky.social you was eating with Wanda last night.

Even Adele couldn’t believe it. And don’t forget Macklemore won best rap over Kendrick Lamar.

That Asian guy wrote an apology and stepped down from hosting Deviant. They say bullying works… they might be right

Bryan wants Wingstop and I really really really just want a large unhealthy level salad

Throw me a little shredded cheese on there and I agree

Give us a release date!

This would eat as a Rivals skin

Now see… when that shit gets stuck don’t be crying about that Vizy grip it got on you

happy friday! shake some ass because you made it to the end of the week!

Oh he’s on a roll 🤭

there are a few Black American languages that were rebirthed in recent years but due to teaching it online, it was no longer gatekept and thus recreated the problem

MORE GATEKEEPING! Don’t let any of these muthafuckas in!

I feel like this would be so much easier if we had our own language. It would be easier to gatekeep

I see them maybe once every year or so. Me and my sister text each other happy birthday. I don’t have my brother’s number.

Cleansing your feed this AM, walking for graduation this weekend!

Cooking rotel cheese

Yeah because once you’ve practiced your little heart out and shown up to a gig with two people total in the audience, nothing can possibly hurt you

Hello, nurse

I feel like we’ve lost the plot on popcorn buckets now

On TOP of the jeep

Reason 429 why I Iove Erika Alexander