I want my coworker to top my throat.

I thought I had some Nilla Wafers in my desk and I don’t. Just got back from lunch. Will anybody notice if I zip to the store and back?

I always think of that one Final Destination (I think) scene

“The veteran journalist is charged with conspiracy and interfering with the First Amendment rights of worshipers during a Jan. 18 protest at the Cities Church in St. Paul, where a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement official serves as a pastor.”

I remember my good sis from her amazing roles in Home Alone & Beetlejuice

The legendary Catherine O’Hara has died. She was 71. Per TMZ.

Magik players be giving me hell in Rivals comp. I need to watch some videos on how to keep myself (strategist) alive against her.

I’ll be seated

No worries. People been telling us our entire adult lives they bought all those AR-15s to defend against a tyrannical government. They got us.

If they start seriously prosecuting people for their political views, y’all gonna go back and delete those posts? Or y’all willing to serve time for ‘em?

This early days of Disney+ were peak. WandaVision, Loki… and surprisingly Hawkeye.

Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning I was sent this video of agents at her door:

Oh shit. They really doing this?

I have been eating homecooked meals since last Friday and I’m ready to munch on something unhealthy and quick.

I used to wear this game out on one of my consoles back in the day.

You know what word died off kinda quickly? Banjee

I be wearing them hoes like Bane

I wouldn’t mind seeing Kid Omega as a playable character in Marvel Rivals but I feel like his power set is too similar to Emma’s

Y’all ever shot a gun? That shit is thrilling af.

Alcohol and drugs done damaged Ray J’s heart beyond repair? Doctors gave him one year to live?

Somehow this is way worse than just saying bootyhole

Well this is embarrassing. #HeavyRotation

KenTheMan: this nigga stay in everybody face; he a MUA Me googling “MUA”:

I am fighting the urge to call in tomorrow.

Merlin Santana & D’Angelo

When I say I like cold weather, I mean 40-70°. Not this single digits shit that lasts for a week or two. When y’all say y’all prefer summer, I know y’all don’t mean extreme Sahara desert ass temperatures of 142°.

I hope my tax return is as big as it was last year. But it probably won’t be because I only had kids the first 3 months of the year so not sure I can claim head of household.

Mama was on here telling all her daughter business. Saying the daughter took drugs and smoked marijuana and who knows what else. And even had a positive pregnancy test once.

Here for it!

How do the fix overbites? Do they have to remove some teeth?

Deserved

For my mutuals that’s into feet, here you go (this isn’t me, btw)

6’4”

Nope!

He gravitates towards certain roles, I’ve noticed.

That second speed was fun but that last speed was amazing. I noticed it paused at the end of phrases to let your brain fill in shit.

There is a moment very early on in #WonderMan where I have severe second hand embarrassment. I’m clutching my tits.

Did Wonder Man come out today?

They want him to play Green Lantern AND Black Panther? What happed to Little Miss Snowfall playing Black Panther?

The Marvel Rivals community is getting more and more toxic towards healers. It’s like the easy scape goat when your team loses.

I must say that i will be seated

I had to google it too. Basically Juan Crow wasn’t about discrimination during Jim Crow era. It was coined in 2008 to highlight the exploitation of undocumented immigrants in the US. They played off “Jim Crow” to piggyback on Black struggle and make the term more appealing to use.

Somebody sent me that Juan Crow tweet this morning and I was dying laughing.

How do porn sites like boyfriendtv, blackgayxxx, coomer and BOS not get sued? I know the getting revenue from posting other people’s content…

I can’t tell you how many times in this first 4 episodes of Heated Rivalry I’ve yelled “THEY’RE FUCKING EACH OTHER!!!”

Tisha Campbell as Amanda Waller <<< #HarleyQuinn

Lana Kane as the voice of Lena Luther >>> #HarleyQuinn

Supermán said to Harley “I knew that was you as soon as I got a whiff of Gotham piss in the air”

Starting season 5 of Harley Quinn and I was like what’s going on with Catwoman’s voice. Google says Sanaa Lathan only did the voice acting for Catwoman up until season 4 😒