Probably Missy Elliott or Danny Elfman.

Damn. Y’all strict.

I still remember the man who changed my entire perspective on fingering 😮‍💨. I hope he’s doing well!!!

Let’s say you graduate college at 22 years old and retirement age is 67. That means you work 45 long years as a functioning adult. I just sat here and realized I passed the halfway mark as of the end of April. Just another 22.5 years of going to work every day. 🙃

I recently experienced a situation like this. I found an obituary online and thought he was dead. Then later found out he wasn’t dead. No deception on his part. Just me believing everything I see on the internet.

I knew he was alive while Martin Luther King was but I didn’t know what year he died. As was Helen Keller.

Mornings, room temp. Afternoons and evenings, cold.

I’ve seen a couple videos with identical twins and they’ve always been the same size. Can’t call it on fraternal.

Comp sucked tonight

😂😆😩

A Monica Sun, Missy Elliott Moon and Janelle Monae rising

This outfit is sick 🔥 I want one #gamer #girlgamer #playme #ps5

Wait…

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I think Janelle would’ve done amazing covering Doo Wop here

Doja be singing like that?

I want them at the piano singing His Eye is On The Sparrow

HELLO SOMEBODY!!!

Sza sounds decent on this Lauren Hill cover. Took some of the italics out her voice.

I went to go see Supergirl and missed most of the BET Awards. I’ll have to see the highlight videos tomorrow.

Tell the truth, shame the devil

I’m just now realizing why all these videos be of young dudes and their dicks. I was reading it as NYCentral but it’s YNCentral. Am I dyslexic?

I really want Dear Silas to blow up and be bigger than what he is.

They said "You better watch these chicken cutlets slam against each other or ELSE!"

Me: “I don’t care for sex scenes” This app:

I don’t argue with women but I will roast the hell out of one and you’re walking a fine line. Don’t do this.

Bernard?!?!

Can’t remember the last time I had a low battery

My phone never dies but my feet… definitely gonna start telling everybody I’m about to go.

I wish people who didn’t like fat people would stop hitting on fat people

I know your hard drive looks INSANE.

Somebody said Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us. And this is so true.

Remember when you were younger, and you were watching TV with your parents, and you'd get embarrassed and be all "EW" when people would kiss or "make love" on the TV. I still feel that way and I live alone.

Listen, if the writers want to convey sex, they could write about the scene afterwards when they’re laying up or before when they’re on their way to the bed. Sex scenes are never necessary.

to all the guys who’ve been told they were “too big”:

the ghetto twins be twinning

So I know The Good Fight is a spinoff of The Good Wife. Are these shows also related to The Good Doctor and The Good Witch and The Good Place?

Gamer tries to stop the train in ‘Spider-Man 2’ 😂 🕷️ 🎥 spideyshorts_ | IG

This fusion restaurant near my job sells birria ramen… why they serve it in the microwave bowl like they just bought it from Walmart?!

Some people have been told the opposite for so long that it’s a struggle to believe a compliment when they come, especially when you have the voice in your head on an endless loop telling you that you suck

I had to google this. Because I was thinking peanut butter, spaghetti sauce, meat and cheese. But it actually just looks like a typical cheesecake or layered pie.

HOW WILL I KNOW if he really loves me?

I know when to give people space… and multiply it by 10

Ohhh I know what storyline they’re replacing with this Claudia doppelgänger #TheVampireLestat

A couple of these songs knock tho #TheVampireLestat

Did Gabrielle/Sofia just leave to go fuck Lestat’s body double?!?! #TheVampireLestat

Somebody pointed out radio stations don’t give out concert tickets and cash no more. They giving out gas, rent and groceries. In this economy!

I’d be the sun. And start blinking my light like Morse code. Maybe turn off for an hour or two and scare the shit outta everybody.