All the bandits are whipping out their chrome… and tonight there’s gonna be twerking… rubbing… grinding… CLUBBING!!!

I like all the white on white crime going on

Id like to add, that I believe people like this that lack morality also make terrible friends, coworkers, parents, etc. Integrity >>>>>

Accurate Texas split. Because other southerners love to say Texas ain’t the south.

I like this game.

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Something that seems hot in theory (and porn) but doesn’t work so well in real life is a Lucky Pierre

Eva used to be my favorite character but she’s starting to turn into her mom over the Puerto Rican princess #BeyondTheGates

Why is Ft Worth giving Leon Bridges his own street but Dallas ain’t ever gave Erykah Badu a street?

These are both too direct. I’m an indirect person so “do you want to exchange numbers?”

I’m sorry. What’s the price again? Is that a typo?

I’m tore up from the floor up.

Taylor Swift could leave a dookie stain on a wall without bending over.

I appreciate your comment! Now… I’m not telling y’all what to do because y’all are grown. But even if you have an extensive vocabulary, communicating things at a lower reading level (say, 4th grade) will probably ensure that your message is understood without folks having to do mental gymnastics.

And take Dallas off the list too bookie 🤎

Snot in Spanish is “moco”… like the old social media app, mocospace

I sneeze really quietly. I hold my breath instead of inhaling before a sneeze and it feels like my chest is caving in from a double lung collapse. I’ll take the sneeze.

Ghosts of Tsushima was my first platinum trophy so I’m excited to play Yotēi. But life is busy right now. I’ve heard good things so far tho.

Somebody on tiktok said Takis, Ramen & Alcohol are a YN’s Happy Meal and I’m done.

I been saying Queen lol

I know I saw Starship Troopers in theater like three times.

Take that, Crissle

I gave this guy my phone number Sunday night. He had a complete meltdown in my texts last night because I was sleep and wasn’t responding. It’s been a while since I’ve gone thru this shit.

Why aren’t there any B batteries?

Un hombre sabio dijo una vez que las vergas externas las mantienen enfermas a las putas.

Damn. This wouldn’t be a bad Halloween costume either but how many people are gonna do it?

This would be a cute easy Halloween costume.

Torso goals. Just long for no reason

I be thinking this when people can’t walk up two flights of stairs

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this is musty. put it back.

I prefer my empanadas fried over baked.

Kimberly Hébert Gregory has sadly passed at the age of 52. She was introduced to many through her work on ‘Vice Principals’ and ‘Craig of the Creek.’ She voiced, Nicole Williams, Craig’s mom. May she Rest in Peace.

So… I have continuity questions with Marvel Zombies

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

The actor that played David on Girlfriends held up pretty well

I would’ve paid to see Marvel Zombies in theater as one big movie.

Former LSU wide receiver Kyren Lacy was nearly 100 yards behind a fatal crash that killed a 78 year-old man, a newly released video shows Lacy took his own life days before he was set to appear before a grand jury

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch #MarvelZombies

Just finished the third episode of Marcel zombie and I need a break. So much is happening so fast. So many plot twists. My mind is spinning.

Stop talking. Let us be surprised that there’s gonna be a surprise. Get Kevin on the line.

They left that big ass cliffhanger and didn’t have a part 2 script ready?

I had to go hear for myself on YT. I’m on the fence.

You know what category of videos is probably exclusive to gay porn? Cellmates.

Mama Will Provide as sung by Alex Newell >>>>

My favorite movie since I was a kid is Little Shop of Horrors and there’s this line in the Dentist song “who wants there teeth done by the Marquis de Sade” that I never really paid attention to. Just sang the words.

I watched the first episode earlier this week and went thru a range of emotions. Probably finish this weekend.

Marvel Rivals ☹️ The Sims Lumines

Idk…ICE just went into a Black neighborhood and Black cities harassing and arresting Black people like we said they would and it’s been real QUIET from the “it’s not our problem” Black folk are specially the ones who cussed me clean out about it a while ago. Yall remember that?