This is a crazy way to tell someone they need to get their hair done

Not me, girl

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I hope the queen in this gif is doing well. She has given us so much.

Where does one buy plantains? I don’t think I’ve ver seen them in any grocery store

Slide her out of the way, & tell him how I wanna hear some of that silver tongued speech, too. Just go all the way weird.

Thousands of books. You can travel from one side of Texas to the other and almost damn near reach one thousand miles without seeing or experiencing much.

A one-way flight to another country

I need to think of a restaurant to go out with Bryan to tonight. We did Saltgrass and Vietnamese last weekend and Papasitos the week before that. Ayudame.

I actually think about Quantum Immortality a lot. Even though I think in my head I was calling it Quantum Theory of MultiRealities.

Sending my location. Mobbing in DC.

Whew. If the man comes with it… *pulls out the Citibank Visa Rewards Card*

This a cute male lingerie set

I need to at least open the games I got now before I purchase any new ones. I’m working thru Revenge of the Savage Planet in between Marvel Rival binges. And I still got Assassins Creed: Negro and Ghosts of Yotēi in their wrapped cases.

I watched a stream on Twitch yesterday and the guy said the same thing about the controls.

WOTTICE?!

Damn. This was a little too close to home with the dog part being added 😤

The Chuck Norris jokes lost their luster after I found out he was MAGA so I just replaced Michael Jai White in his place 🤷🏽‍♂️

Eat a dick hoe!

My favorite breakfast is a waffle, scrambled eggs with cheese, fried onions, toast and bacon with a strawberry froze lemonade.

To their house.

I agree it’s inevitable but let’s not rush the process. Resistance is not futile.

😬😬

I used to fantasize about Male Harems… but I’m starting to think that might be sex slavery.

So what was the context? How can you even flip that to mean something else?

WOTTICE?!?!

I just used excel to see how much my mortgage would be if homes had increased at the same rate as income. I would’ve loved a $935 per month mortgage.

Thigh goals

Cuz pure!

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Duck, Duck, GOOSE. Kids learn to run from them MFers early.

I always wonder for gays that be in 3+ year relationships… at what point do you expect to get married? Cuz 3 years feels like we ain’t getting no younger we minus whale do it.

Will always be funny 😭

I’ve seen TikToks of a HBCU campus where the geese be thugging in the yard and the students be scared to walk by them. It is hilarious.

Well this is exciting!

“Sorry if I mispronounce this but… you were right” is a hilarious statement.

I was talking to my mom about Michael B Jordan going to In N Out after his Oscar win and where I would go after mine. I couldn’t decide because Los Angeles ain’t got no Whataburger or Pappadeuxs

This looks interesting…

Y’all…

Okay but this Dr Strange skin for season 7>>>

Monica. Missy Elliott. Aaliyah. Ginuwine. Dru Hill.

Not to be that person, but them PrEP pills need to be stored in the bottle so as not to be exposed to humidity. Why they got them laying all out on the night stand?

He makes it look so easy! 🤯

Somebody said not with that chin

Jean Grey asking Peter Parker why he keep following MJ and Ned:

You talk?? Lemme just be the first to say, I didn’t mean it all them times I called you… *checks notes* a “hoe ass bot” 😁

Can I pet that dog?

Nobody cares about that dog he’s painting green.