About to make me a baby shower meal. Some rotel, meatballs and deviled eggs.

Man listen.

The meats were meating btw.

Finally home. Now I can see what 18v18 is giving.

The football game is over so my family has entered the part of the function where they’ve moved the furniture and started line dancing.

Feliz día de acción de gracias. Pasa los guisantes como hacíamos.

My friends have this at the landing of their stairs and it wears me OUT everytime I pass it.

Man I really hate to hear this. I’ve been happy for her since the pregnancy announcement.

“Galanda advises Indigenous people to always be ready with any and all forms of identification in case they are questioned by immigration enforcement, and that they do not escalate the situation” This feels like a familiar conversation.

Something random

That’s my Captain Marvel

Something random

Me and @rexdelacoeur.bsky.social playing 18 vs 18 🤭🤭 #MarvelRivals

O…M…G…

Whew!

The dog show almost makes me want another dog.

bitch did it start snowing at the end of the parade or am I being gullible?!

The Rockets with their two black women 🤭🤭

Saw a potluck on TikTok where this Asian girl brought collard green eggrolls and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

COME ON ALCORN STATE! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

I’m lookin for the

I ain’t even recognize Lil Jon

*roll over

Ain't no way Jimmy John's got fresh bread! Fake news!

This may sound a little ignorant but I did not know other countries had marching bands. Look at this little HS band all the way from Panamá

LOOK AT HALEY DUNPHEY!!!! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

My auntie made some salty ass chicken n’ dumplings that no one ate. She tells my Mama to take it home to our dog. My Mama replies, “Hell nah, you ain’t giving my dog high blood pressure!” Whole house falls out in laughter. My Mama gon’ always say the quiet parts out loud.

I’m late to turning on the Parade. Do I do this every year?

A little quick math… does that mean we need at least 6 healers per team?

I guess I can bust a few heads in Rival tonight

People? Or women?

Oh this meltdown Sarah Paulson had during mediation >>> #AllsFair

I follow some gays that say they’ve never seen Mean Girls or Devil Wears Prada

I’m here for Lego games.

¿Tienes el humo conmigo?

Not I discovered iMovie

This is my Disney Princess intro…

Ugh 🙄

Wait…

My whole life I’ve heard brass knuckles are illegal here in Texas. Color me surprised that Texas lifted its ban on brass knuckles in September 2019, making them legal to own and carry in the state.

No straight woman should know the term “circuit party cumdump” #AllsFair

Kim K is looking more and more like her mom

Just went thru the questionnaire to create a prenup. I’m not even dating anybody.

Nobody: Chicago:

Carbonated beverages.

I said I was gonna try that one chipotle competitor I keep hearing about (Chiloso?) and completely forgot lol