Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress "I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”

I absolutely deserve this Oreo cookie shake 🥲

Momma Joyce and her wig are both somewhere with Colt 45s, a Virginia slim, and party hats on 😭 But damn..that’s kinda sad

Whoever driving this X5 in my neighborhood, I know you see all that white smoke...and I know it's expensive to fix

The discourse about Wicked is the same as what happened with IT, where the second part can never live up to the first part because of the source material.

"I have people that take care of me in a very nice way".... EXACTLY!!

Top 20 Most Savage Golden Girls Moments youtu.be/NcFrK0ueQMQ?...

Yeah look at me. And my deddy a deacon. I mean it’s like I was anointed to be a ponk.

PLEASE GO BACK TO TWITTER! WITH THIS PREDATORY BULLSHIT!

It’s crazy how incompetent whiteness is often revered over competent Blackness.

Theater people tried to warn everyone and y’all told us to STFU

Amex you not slick girl..😒

This 10pm - 4:30am sleep shift gotta stop. I'm gonna be sleepy again by 9 and I have a meeting

This story is nuts. "ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."

Caring is cool 😎

Darryl Vega so mf fine to me..😮‍💨

BREAKING: The Trump administration is suing California, saying its public universities -- including UC and CSU -- illegally offer in-state tuition to undocumented immigrants: www.latimes.com/california/s...

Thanksgiving Food bracket for work.... Why Mashed potatoes beat Mac and cheese?!? (I know why but still...🌚)

For many, it’s about checking a box instead of having a partner. Like “I woke up today and realized it’s time to get married, but I can’t stay out the streets forreal”

Folks want the security of the traditional family unit without the moral dedication it actually requires to sustain it.

Definitely needed that post sex spicy chicken wrap

The #SquidGameChallenge finale got a tear outta me 😞

but bae .. come here for a sec ..

I hope Patti Lahelle is somewhere with her feet kicked back enjoying life for the one liners she gave us.

🫣

RHOPrison

Wearing stud earrings feels so immature since I’ve been wearing hoops and dangly earrings. Like… I feel like I just left Claire’s

Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’

Don’t let his big belly keep you from some of the best pussy you’ll ever get

I hope folks handle pink wig like they handled Chrisette Michele after that inauguration tbh

Funny because I tell people I went out public school so they know I’ll kill them.

I'm old, I don't know what these kids be talking about...but is he reading me?! (I'm Peni btw) Lol

the consulting per diem rates of the early 2000s 🥲. This is why Im so strict with how much I spend dining out today lol.

a lil humpday post for y’all

“Your payment has been accepted”

I know a place where this is absolutely not true… hausurban.com

It’s a bad bitch birthday, put him on the cover!!!

Happy birthday @thee-deviant.bsky.social!!!!!!!!!

This man was trying to get to know me on hinge. When we started talking about the things we like, he decided to tell me that he always thought that n*ggas that were into comics, super hero stuff & sci-fi “shit” were childish AF but I’m welcome to change his mind. Me when I read that message:

- happy birthday, Mom & Dad!

When Evanston found out that Flock was breaking the terms of the contract, & was sharing data with other departments, that then shared the data with ICE, Evanston immediately put covers over the cameras & left them covered while they cancelled the contract & they were removed

This man asked Jacobi why he can’t pay for Mike’s funeral and of course he started deflecting the question. These content creators be rich until it’s time for them to actually put their money where their mouth is 🤣

ALL OF THIS! Let's run this one up. #BlackSky

If they’re gonna come over here they need to do it legally

Black people love them some Spotlight by Jennifer Hudson lmao.