The people who named it "Tar-zhay" are the people you threw under the bus, you absolute fucking losers.

For a Christmas market, they ain’t got no warm apple cider or mulled wine! That is un Christmas like!

Alright y'all. It's Strap-On Saturday, let's see the plasdicks! I'm talmbout the beyond meats, the impossible penises, the tofu tallywackers. Pull em out them backpacks

“Rose’s Turn” in Gypsy. That ending part where Rose really starts to go off when she declares it’s her turn.

How to turn old alcohol bottles into decorations. Guess the alcohol bottles used

Selling like hotcakes. My mom found something these white southern women love!

Just learned there is a “drag queen Grateful Dead” tribute band called Bertha, and they look/sound so much fun!

Yall need to get up and stretch them hips. This shit feels so good afterwards

“I’m Kim Burrell, can’t you tell? Don’t like me, go to hell”

Eddie Long

GIRL FIGHT!!!!!

So I drank the kool aid and watched the white hockey gay sex show on HBO. Ain’t gonna lie. This shit is hot.

Clearly, I just forgot what verbs were. Cause I keep forgetting to add them before hitting post

Yass! Love the card @joshjenks.bsky.social

Wait. He made $4 MILLION in 4 years? Oh he was hustling! youtu.be/qkbyEqCBzig?...

Keep seeing this post about “when was the last time you made out?” I remember this time I went to a make out party at gay bar. They gave you a colored band depending on what you wanted to do. It was red= “I’m just here to dance. Dassit” Green = let’s make out only Blue= I’m down for anything

Yo @ysl-ron.bsky.social , did you watch episode 2 of Season 2 of Percy Jackson?

Oh this was GOOD. This excerpt was 🎯🎯 “Progress requires failure” hit me right in the chest.

Pink yak! #art ✧ #yak ✧ #painting

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The technique used to make this piece of art? Amazing.

This is anti American.

He looks like a garbage pail kid

Flewed ✈️

#sendhelp ☠️💀😂🤣

That DC Airbnb squatter was removed expeditiously

Remember when y'all used empty liquor bottles as decor

love this. normalize saying "ummmm, maybe not."

Letitia James is better than a ham sammich cause a ham sammich gets indicted.

But a highlight of the night was the DJ mixing in “Booty Butt cheeks” from Boondocks. The new DJ is so good at mixing and I love it.

I think I had bad Chinese food last night. I keep having hot flashes and waves of nausea. Hello? Dr. Kevorkian? Y’all still open?

I love it. Keep telling them you are stealing and maybe they will bring back regular lanes? Or at least keep self check out to 10 items or less. youtube.com/watch?v=W_xR...

A children’s book to teach the home buying process? What in the capitalism are these ads on my IG feed?

So Everyday People is where the gays go cause NOBODY wanted that woman? Maybe she wasn’t…attractive to anybody in there?

This hussie literally voted to end the shut down

she is not lying…remember how Charles started acting brand new on Miss Netta when he got that Hawaiian roll eight pack put on?

Quid pro peace prize.

“I know you wouldn’t come here and say something you can’t prove….but ya did.”

I was out catching up with a friend last night and he was surprised I knew about different nights at the gay bar. I was saying there is this throat goat party (yes. It is exactly what it sounds like) and they had no idea it existed. Do people not know some bars do themed nights?

I don’t know anything about football but that dude blew up his life like Andrew Gillum did. Got fired for fucking the staff at your job, blew up his marriage and got arrested for assault? All in one day? Sherrone Moore really messed up

if a nigga involved i’m definitely lying 🤷🏾‍♀️ “omg you’re so funny” “i don’t think your line up look crooked” “you can’t even see the bald spot” “he just my cousin”

Yeah…they made three pots of coffee but nobody drank them. Now, I only smell coffee and it’s making me nauseous

No guns or social media?????????

A fast way to lose money

I tried to price shop for car insurance two months ago. Now I get daily phone calls from Allstate. They could offer top of the line car insurance for a dollar, I will never go with them cause they keep calling me DAILY even after they ran the numbers and was higher than what I currently pay.

Gotta get the drag race watchers into betting for when the new season starts in January lol

I’m not even a butt guy but don’t be showing these clothed booties. Set the cheeks free! Show hole!

Stasha Sanchez, Tommie Ross, Jazmine Masters and Jazell Royale performed on Monday night. I am PISSED I missed it.

But we still don’t want to hear the music…