This! Also, if folks could be so kind to have one of those automatic conversion tools, that would be great. Like I love how the recipe is for a family of two, it’s nice for it to automatically upsize or downsize a recipe for you

So I’m trying to get into audiobooks (honestly, I rather just read). So I went with cheesy romance novels instead of non fiction books. Why do all these novels have a main character that is described as “being awkward around humans.” or “for some odd reason he just can’t notice people’s tones”?

Trying to figure out an organization system that works for my home life. I got them to work for my job but when I get home, it just feels like useless extra work

𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢 Untitled (Yellow Over Purple), 1956 Oil on canvas, 69 ½-by-59 3/8-inches © 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚡 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘

Tomorrow, pork chops and rice with an onion gravy, sautéed spinach and some jiffy cornbread. I think that’s a good menu

Playing with recipes in the kitchen. Beef is so damn high I was nearly ready to let somebody hit just for a pound of sirloin. Jesus!

"Rooting for everybody black" was for award shows and Jeopardy Not politics.

There is a gay let out at Friends in the parking lot? Traditions don’t die 🥹

Also, when the dance floor clears out, they put in some Janet and all the butch queens come flocking to the dance floor. It is good to see some traditions carry on in the black gay community. #AnthropologyInTheWild

We must explore why line dances have become endemic to the negro culture? Cause Tamia came on and I knew it was time for a damn dance break lol

So Chris brown is no longer cancelled?

If I just drove to the club, I would be there by now. But I called an uber 🙄

When did Jim get thick?

Rest in Eternal Power. Long Live Assata. Long Live the Revolution. Long Live the people fighting for freedom, justice, and dignity against white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchal empire. Ashé. Selah. Hotep. Namaste. Amen. Ameen.

Who is this?!

"I never got to try it!"

I ain’t even gon hold you, artists be pissing me off when they put fire shit at the end of songs for like 20 seconds and and then don’t end up doing anything else with it.

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month!

Picture it 1971, a 27 year old Patti LaBelle walks into the studio with a headache, someone give her "something" to help with the pain and 9 minutes and 24 seconds later we get to hear her tripping on acid and singing her face off (figuratively and literally) open.spotify.com/track/20R3ZT...

But if we talking just Patti Patti, then it’s her covers for me. Her covers are where she shines the most for me. “Somewhere over the rainbow” “Sound of music” “You’ll never walk alone”

Gibberish

Just Patti? Or Patti and nem? Cause if it is Patti and nem, it is easily “(Can I Speak To You Before You Go To) Hollywood”

GET READY! GET READY… YOU HEARD ME NOW!!! #rapture

I ran into this guy from when I first moved back to Atlanta. We were catching up and then he said “I would really like to see you again. Not for sex but to just talk and make out,” That’s a first for me. He just wanted an emotionally intimate moment.

Yes. Black and mild wine was a friend to me back in college

𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢, Number 24 (Untitled), 1951
Oil on canvas, 237×120.9 cm Gift of the Mark Rothko Foundation, Inc. © 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚡 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘

Happy Rapture to those who celebrate ✨

“You shouldn’t take Tylenol.” - a heroin user

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

“I just can’t quit ya.”

Big guys. Please stop falling for the fat social media farming. They want your clicks, not your dicks.

We the same age?!

This move is called “Milk me daddy”

Jazz in Savannah

Of course the dude from PER SE is gonna be killing the competition. This is like the Sasha Colby season of Drag Race.

I love a cooking show because I’m learning things. This woman used risotto rice to try to make a paella. Paella usually uses a bomba rice rice because it is a lower starch content which allows you to get that crispy bottom. The risotto rice has a higher starch content which allows more creaminess

I’ve had a serious headache all day. No matter how much fluids I drink, it won’t go away. I really hate this shit

Does nobody remember the 2015 CBS TV show “BrainDead”? The one in which alien bugs came down and ate the brains of the politicians and political commentators and whatever their views were, it made them go super extreme? That’s what our political landscape feels like at times

I came outside to a drag bingo, ordered a drink and realized I don’t really want to be here. I just can’t sit around my house cause I would be asleep right now, wake up at like 10 and be up until 3/4 am.

Today is one of those days where I’m so exhausted that I want to cuddle up with somebody and just snore in their ear.

I am ruminating and I need it to stop. I just keep thinking about how I have to have these emotional outbursts at work because to actually be listened to. Otherwise, there is nothing being done about it.

I feel like this is a personal attack on me. So there is only one thing to do lol

"He look like me but you want to fuck him, not me, so fuck you and him."

I went down a Chanté Moore rabbit hole and learned she competed in a Chinese singing competition last year (after mistakenly believing she would be a judge instead) She did her rendition of “If I Ain’t Got You” Y’all…Had them (and ME) IN AWE! Watch the whole performance: youtu.be/DDYuuWI1bJA?...

Stop arguing with people committed to misunderstanding you and not acknowledging your humanity. It is a waste of time and energy.