I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

Quick survey: Repost this if you know who Susan Lucci is.

Yo! Los Retros is coming to town in May!

It’s their day too.

Amazon reportedly failed to create any new jobs at its HQ2 in Virginia last year, despite millions of state tax incentives. The company has cut 30,000 jobs since last October — while saving $4 billion in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill. Trickle-down economics is a hoax.

- on the third day. shantay he did not stay.

When they say “he is risen” this is how I picture it

Total woke up thinking it was Monday.

This birria burrito about to slap

Getting a birria burrito, a cartridge for my vape pen and calling it a night.

glamor and glitter glamor and glitter glamor and glitter fashion and fame!

Someone spilled a bottle of poppers and everybody is joking about it at this small ass bar lol

I had a thought this morning. Maybe I disliked Atlanta so much when I moved back was because I was trying to recreate a life I already lived. But will I do the same with NYC?

- if your sopranos ain’t in the chair like this today…don’t invite me to your church tomorrow.

Sciatica pain made me realize why the older folks in my family like a firm mattress. Soft mattresses just aggravated mine and I only got relief after sleeping on the floor for a week.

I want a crab boil to walk up behind me and kiss me on my neck.

Why do people play “fuck, marry, or kill” if they are just going to say kill them all? That’s not how the game works. It’s forcing you to make theoretical hard choices. That way you can create conversation about why you made your choices as you compare and contrast your choices with other people.

But I’m also weird cause I will go to a party and allow it to overwhelm me, so when I go back for the second time I know what to expect and feel comfortable inviting people along and then I won’t get overwhelmed.

I always say “throwing a club party can’t be THAT hard.” Maybe they are a lot harder than I think.

College girls are wearing kitten heels with the strap to the club. Somebody’s auntie gonna be in them same shoes for Easter Sunday. Only got about an inch of heel.

Randomly trying to remember the sexiest thing a man did for me. I remember this one guy every time I would meet up with him, he would just hold out his hand for my glasses. He always cleaned my glasses without me even asking. It’s the little things in life.

Jesus talking to himself in the tomb:

Part of me wants to be upset that my job has been reduced down just lifting heavy things around and sitting on social media all day BUT Then I remember I get paid well to do this because my boss doesn’t realize how her office is running. So maybe I don’t complain?

when the Friday hits so Good

The women are getting kicked out. How can I place money on a prediction market that Tulsi is gonna be out next?

Speaking about Krispy Kreme, I stopped going to that fuck ass one on Ponce because they would turn on the “Hot and Ready” light and still serve you a cold ass donut. Not even a lukewarm donut. Cold ass donut.

They better be laced with crack cocaine

Even average dick is heaven sent.

This has me in stitches like the scene from Jury Duty season 2: Corporate retreat. The fleshlight scene was hilarious

Haribo. Hands down. I know @dariusamore.bsky.social will disagree with me tho

I don’t find him fine anymore. He is very cute in a wholesome family going type of way though. Glad to see he is a nerdy girl dad now

“You were right”

screaminggggg

If you donate your body for medical science, there is a chance it will be cut up and sold around the US for residents to practice doing procedures on.

Somebody said this was a sweet plantain matcha. Just no!

I don’t know shit about law and especially about Constitutional law but I’m gonna enjoy the podcasts talking about how the DOJ wasn’t ready for today’s case. Cause I can see that shit and I been to law school. They asked simple questions and the DOJ was like “uh…I’ll get back to you?”

Eric Adams?

My brother’s wife in the group text thread: “I gave you a hall pass while in Vegas and all I got was a selfie everyday of you eating ice cream and a video driving a race car and your top speed was 85 mph cause it felt too fast for you.” WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION?!

Maybe I never noticed when I was here before but the amount of people shooting up in the open is wild in Washington Heights. Like you expect to see it on the quieter streets but they were on Broadway shooting up like no big deal. One lady was holding the door open for the atm in that slumped mode

Um… UPenn has to give a list of every Jew on campus to Donald Trump’s team? Nobody sees an issue with this?

If you tell me you are super busy and it takes a day to respond to a text, I’ll probably stop texting back. You are clearly overloaded and I don’t want to add to the stress. So I’ll wait until your life settles more

“I really miss you here. I know you would have been down to go to this Earth, Wind and Fire cover band this weekend with me. Everybody else is getting ready for Easter.” - my mom

Tiger won’t hire a driver due to privacy but he won’t stop driving due to his drinking and driving?

Lebuzz in Marietta, GA. My white lesbian friends were drag kings there in high school. My one friend Ashley pulled all the straight girls looking for their Justin Beiber fantasy lol

I have never seen a female external catheter before. And I never thought it to be a big deal until that male black nurse got in trouble for posting that tik tok about placing internal catheter on female patients. This is an illustration of how a female external catheter works.

me 😌😂

Yo. Black gays. What are with these names you give things? Is it for attention? Like this DJ in NYC who calls themselves “Token Black Friend”. Or this IG page called “Break this buck”. Like yall these names are a bit…much

Raised up by who? Not my God! …Unless God went back to his Old Testament days and this is our punishment