Part of me hates to see Akeria and Silky publicly beefing. The messy bitch however loves it

She has to be stoned for this

Y’all also need to shoot anyone telling you that you can simply wash off a parasite embedded into the skin and even the folds and creases of alot of this produce. A parasite that is resistant to bleach, chlorine, and vinegar by the way. Signed, An epidemiologist

They played “Vision of Love” at work today and an Indian man asked me if it was Ariana Grande. I almost clocked out.

Shuga Cain better be moving on her post Drag Race all stars tour dates

taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart

So my dad and his non vegetable eating ways might be saving him?

Wait…she broke up with SpongeBob?

new gay guy halloween costume just dropped

Morning Spew for Night Owls—NYC Albanians call on fellow Albanian Eric Adams to join their revolution, and other links for the day. hellgatenyc.com/albanian-pro...

Le buzz in Marietta, GA

So according to X, Cats was supposed to close in January and is instead closing August 8. They happened to cancel tonight’s performance

That comedian Mojo is really funny in clips. Is he funny for a whole show?

dawg, this is so embarrassing. Boosie said "i'd like to order one (1) corruption, please" and got out-corrupted by the corrupt mfs at Corruption Inc. who woulda thunk.

Yall want a fanatic earworm? open.spotify.com/track/3QWBlk...

Doing laundry starting to 12:01 am until 11:59 pm. If I go, i go lol

Ha! That’s a funny tale! Folks actually like their siblings?

I am too much about my job cause I was like “those manikins are probably from Nasco or Simulaid. But are those the QCPR models?”

as someone who has an entrenched history of not dating beautiful people, i think it's okay to admit that being mid is good sometimes!

…pretty privilege

“Verify your age”

This is from the Audra McDonald and Victor Garber version of Annie. Love this song so much! You have to watch the Sutton Foster version that she did when she was on Broadway. To die!

Gang gang.

Netflix is struggling with keeping viewers "hooked" because it keeps canceling shows after 1 season so no one trusts a Netflix show to last. Its that simple, regardless of whatever their bullshit internal analytics are informing them.

Camping and gyrating on THIS land???

I am in the process of making an aortic aneurysm model to help train vascular residents.

"They all stole from me!"

No wonder we’re having a heatwave, Hell’s pick-up service had to make multiple stops.

His funeral is gonna sponsored by Kalshi

It is an ego boost to hear that. Especially since I believe my personality and aura can be summed up in the color “fluorescent beige”.

This is the second time I went on a few dates with somebody and it fizzled at the time. Then years later they see me and tell me that there is something about me that fascinates them and they want to restart the connection.

They shoulda been scurrying off as soon as he started rocking like an elder trying to get up from his seat.

This is coming from his x account. Maybe they are Correct

It’s interesting. I saw two guys from my past. One guy I did things with for a year. I used to really have feelings and a lot of regret about our past relationship. Seeing him tonight, I was like “wish him the best! 👍🏽” and all those past feelings have all lost their power. Then…

I need a sensual make out session

Look at @anthronerd.bsky.social this was 8 years ago, wow.

Life is short. My mom’s best friend and her husband are beefing. So he went to hang out with his friend in Arizona for the week. While out at dinner, his best friend had a stroke.

Do I go to a club party where the main person will be my old fling or should I just go on a different month when he probably won’t be there

Also, Free Willy into what? A BP oil slick? Water that’s way too warm? A ship filled straight?

Get on sniffies. Plenty of free Willie there

How are y’all getting up everyday and staying positive lmao

I got in trouble at work because I was told that it’s my responsibility as the only man in the office to do the heavy lifting of anything. But I also need to help rearrange trays of food because as a man if I don’t rearrange trays of food for other people’s classes, it can be seen as women’s work

Every time I see this it looks like she shootin dice

There is a blue square alliance to stand up to Jewish hate?

Hey y'all. If you've never seen JACKIE'S BACK, this is your sign. For Jackie Washington Day, FOREGROUND, the org I co-created, is hosting our annual virtual screening—complete with a raucous live chat. (Plus, we're debuting a new platform!) Come hang out and watch: intheforeground.org/events

How can you be at the same job for 15 years, sit in the same seat, just get a new boss and forget how to do your job? And your responsibilities just grow a lil but several things taken off your plate

A new sequel 🤣🤣💙

It's called a séance

Folks are telling folks they can use me for extra hands for teaching labs but nobody is telling me that my time has been given to somebody else. It feels so refreshing to stop caring if you are disappointing people at work.