Going to another scout skills class tonight; this one is earning to make wound salves! You’re gonna want me on your apocalypse survival team when shit goes sideways.

“We are fricking furry dogs … plus turtle. I’m rocking with turtle because he rocking with us.”

Apparently we’re doing a cookie bracket at work and y’all. Someone put on the sign “made in a cat home” and it took everything in me not to throw the whole tray in the trash.

NEW SQUIRTER ALERT!

Canonically one of my favorite movies. Innovative story. Great comedy. Fantastic acting. Quotable as hell. It had it all! I’d give it a full eight piece bucket from Schick’s Chicken! 🍗

When Marty’s parents bought him the exactly clothes they saw him in decades ago, do you think it was subconscious or meaningless?

#LaVideoDuJour La nature est fascinante Voici une grenouille de verre originaire d’Amérique Centrale et du Sud. Nom scientifique : Centrolenidae. Les sphères vertes sont des œufs et ce qui est rouge est le cœur

Aurora Australis from the International Space Station

iPut my folks first because iReally value people in my life.

If iEver went into politics, the first two things I’d be championing would be 1. Congressional term and compensation limits and 2. mandatory vasectomy requirements for all men by the age of 18.

Obsession tackled the concept of agency/ free will (specifically women’s agency) with a creative subtlety (which reminded me of Companion, now that iThink about it) that we should inspire some serious conversation around equality and “normalcy” for women.

Funny now to think that smart watches caught up to this movie 😃 (iWanted his watch walkie communicator BAD).

iForsee a Waffle House All Star Special in my future.

YO!! This custom episode two intro is FIRE! #xmen97

Double filets, no tartar, doused in Louisiana hot sauce, please and thank you.

There’s something about a muscular man with hairy pits that absolutely sparks my fire

Who is Mother Askani (and does she contain part of the Phoenix entity)? #xmen97

Why yall ain’t tell me the new season of X-Men 95 was out?

Got a rucking vest. 12 lbs. Took it out for a spin. Not bad.

Me when Microsoft opens a recovered version of a document after it crashes.

❤️❤️

Finished a really thick book last night (stayed up late reading it) and I’m realizing that iShould be excited for the amount of story in a long book instead of intimidated by the length … 😏

Dressed too nicely for work (going to a bday dinner immediately after) so I’m currently bracing for looks and comments.

iHad a great weekend with my boos in Houston; got to do some great reading in, caught two World Cup games, cocktail bars, met another witch, tacos on tacos and saw Obsession and am caught up on HoD. Locked in.

The two phrases iCant wait to bark in a room … Seize them! iNeed the room!

Gin martini and House of Dragons. Who else gonna die ‘round these parts?!

Saw Obsession and there were definitely jump scares that had me barking “OH SHIT!” at the screen!

Posting this EVERYWHERE

⚜️ Mont Saint-Michel 🇫🇷 in the afternoon heat ☀️

Francois Sagat’s body is and has always been TEA.

Finally starting S3 of House of Dragon and my hatred of Ser Criston Cole has been renewed.

Yesterday was a vibe!

OUTSIDE outside

Am iThe only person who genders numbers and colors? 🫠

There’s something about dogs and grandparents. My sister’s dog loves her but he ADORES my mother. Can they smell parentage?

I’m trying to convince my family to do a FaceTime rewatch of Coming to America. That movie has so many quotable laughs it’s ridiculous 😂 Why was Cleo McDowell in his office studying that McDonald’s corporate training manual like that?!

Woke up hearing a noise in the kitchen and was about to reach for the glizzy until iRealized it was just the ice maker 🫠

The way this plate could USE me

Speaking of people I’ve just discovered, Jair Faria

This is me ALL DAY LONG

I’m just saying. 🥵

How am iJust discovering Jared McCain and why is he so adorable?

YIELD YIELD YIELD!

Double Workout Wednesday back in effect! Hit the gym for weights after work and I’ve got a candlelight yoga class at 9pm tonight. (Yes, it sounds like a lot. Yes, I’ll be exhausted after class.)

New substack up! open.substack.com/pub/bobbysbi...

So proud of you for moving to Paris @thecroissantcowboy.bsky.social - je pense que c’est très incroyable !

Side bar: iBet Eboni (from Player’s Club) had her mama on the edge of her sofa for MONTHS.

There’s a specific cold sense of dread when you’re out navigating the world and can’t find your headphones

Antelope Canyon, Navajo Nation, Page Arizona 📷by me on my Sony