iCould really go for some Magnolia’s Bakery banana pudding.

Yall sure this ain’t Mordor?

Pennywise was good RIGHT up until Ingrid insinuated he was a runaway dad

ingrid: daddy pennywise:

Facilitating a call with some chatterboxes and I’ve GOT to start by putting everyone on mute and reminding them that iWill be interrupting long diatribes to distill them down to just the salient points. Save the stories for the Christmas hearth.

Doing my 2026 planning and I’m aiming low but wide. Not going for flashy but expanding my horizons in targeted directions. Stay tuned.

Sports ball Bobbydoll

Imma make up a fake NFL team to follow so iNever experience the heartbreak of “my team is trash this year” I’m pulling for the El Dorado Golddiggers.

Took myself out to a nice dinner and the bartender brought me a 50 year port on the house. The Moon’s blessings be upon you.

It’s my worst nightmare realized; made it to the gym with no headphones

How much eye contact during Communion when the priest puts the body of Christ on your tongue is … normal? 👀

How many of yall had a prom theme of “A Night to Remember “?

Jean-Luc Picard will always be my favorite Star Trek captain simply for how he used to tug on that shirt when he was getting down to business.

Niecy gives Jessica Rabbit silhouette. TOP TIER AESTHETIC

He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂

I’m doing a fire making class (how to build a fire when camping, fire safety, etc) today after work (so I’ll be a good add to any zombie apocalypse or societal collapse survival team)

The only Christmas song that matters!!!!

“Loving someone without conditions” just sounds like a lack of boundary setting to me.

Just read a news article about a raccoon who broke into a liquor store and got shitfaced on bourbon and was found passed out in the bathroom and girl, iGet it.

Apparently iLooked so tired at my desk yesterday at 4pm (after 12 calls!) the person who stopped by to say goodbye for the day, halted, hand midair and said “yeah … okay” and shuffled away. Jesus.

Next year, I’d like to do actual Christmas decorations even though iProlly won’t be at home for the actual holiday

Dreamt iWas in Jamaica going to dinner at a nice restaurant and got to ordering my appetizers and damn if iDidnt wake myself up chewing on my night guard 🥴

Esther Perel on Situationships

The Dark is Rising series by Susan Cooper was my shit. The Grey King was prolly my favorite

A potato leek soup with chive oil would really turn this day out.

Depending on who the victim is, he may have unlimited ramen or he may never hear from me again.

This has me WHEEZING

Back when Greensboro was a proper city

Happy “let’s circle back after the holidays” season to all who celebrate.

Not to get too witchy about it but you ever get that feeling like something is just about to happen? Like, the moment before the moment … I’ve got that feeling. Something is up.

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Wake Up Dead Man was good! Great storytelling, emotional and everyone was doing their thing! Josh O’Connor was excellent as the lead!

The way I’ve been getting 8 hours of rest this weekend and my body feels like it’s finally coming alive. iGotta figure out how to be in bed by like 9pm so iCan keep this party going during the week. This is my old man tweet for the month.

Sports bar now. Movies later.

iThink the Dolphins head coach is cute. Sue me.

What would your producer tag be?

He is risen

Learned a new technique to make sure my chicken cooked more evenly and it’s safe to say I’m changing my cooking technique going forward.

Had crabmeat deviled eggs with salmon roe and sautéed garlic jalapeño shrimp as my appetizers. Almost done roasting my chicken. Imma be ready for my first plate by 130-145 and iLove that for me.

Watched Class Act on FaceTime with my sister last night and iLove that we are genuine friends and have a good time together.

Listen—If the connection is right, being real won’t ruin it. If it’s not right, being perfect won’t fix it.

Listen. I might still be crying but my brain will start screaming some variation of this & I put the phone down and go find some business 🫠 cuz true.

Happy Bob's Burger appreciation day to the "mostly straight" folks out there!

Who in Hollywood read the script for Marty Supreme and said “THIS is the type of content America needs to see!”?

To the girls on the yard! YES! To the sissies .. GOOD GOD YES!!

Anybody used ChatGPT to write some fire fanfic?