I love that my job always makes 3 day weekends 4 day weekends

Naw what happened to HIPPA

If you get pregnant this weekend, you’ll have to deal with a Scorpio for the rest of your life. Let that sink in….

Cause we don’t need anymore Scorpios!!!

Governor Wes Moore of #Maryland, “Nah, I’m good.”

before you type all that out? don't.

Omg 😭😭😭

She said not in my watch

GET IN THE FIELD PEOPLE.......

The problem is yall be wanting people to save you from the consequences of your own decisions. You are not entitled to that.

Dropped my ego and confidence was my last resort

The ultimate Gemini has survived

If you ain’t poppin shit then what you rap forrrrrr

Lmaooo are those not nipples?

The money isn't enough, we need to ______ his _______.

High speed turbo thots

Bruhhhh they pushed all the snow in front of the parking spots for my wax place 😩😩

I guess a blow job is better than no job

This is............ so odd.

Idk if it’s me getting old and not liking noise but some of Kanye beats I can’t listen to anymore lol. And these joints I used to be geeeekin about lol.

Ecclesiastes is my favorite book of the Bible. Almost sardonic at points with the philosophy. Here’s more of that first passage though.

If I teach my children anything it would be don’t do shit to people that you don’t want done to you. Them tables always turn and don’t think you’re exempt from having your turn.

Can’t nothing break me or make me cynical. I’ll continue to be the person to everyone else that I wish I had. Because that’s what MY God asks of me.

Any Psalms for sure. David was going through pain and suffering but still found ways to love and praise God. Jeremiah 29:11 may work as well.

“For everything there is a season, a time for every activity under heaven.” ‭‭Ecclesiastes‬ ‭3‬:‭1‬ ‭NLT‬‬

Psalms 120:6-7 (NASB1995): "Too long has my soul had its dwelling with those who hate peace. I am for peace…”

Acts 5:1-11 Ananias and Sapphira both dropped dead for trying to keep the churches offering.

psalm 91: 10-15

Hallelujah

Ooooh this a good one, chile

Psalm 109.

Proverbs 26:11

Lmaooooo sound bout right

Do anyone know a Bible verse for when a niga time is up? Lmao I’m just tryna help out a good Christian.

Lmakshsgshsjd what you need is to get closer to God

I’m not a Christian because I don’t believe in forgiveness. I truly believe that I am better than the people who have wronged me. Maybe you should open your Bible if you’re feeling guilty, idk 😂😂😂

Damn this niga really drank his self to death and died with blood squirting out his throat. Alcohol aint never that damn serious.

The charge nurse on The Pitt be running that bitch like the Navy 😂😂

Not me, my daddy Black

Now THIS is some dirty ass shit 😂😂😂

They was like how do you just sit in all that dirt bitch ain’t no fckn dirt on me fck yall be doing playing in the mud? Lmao. Bitches be having rings around the tub at their big ass age like they been outside at recess 😂😂😂

I remember one time on twitter I was arguing bitches down cause they said you supposed to shower before and after soaking in the tub. You’re dirty as shit if you can’t sit in the tub without showering before lmaooo. Like bitch what. Of course shower after but damn.

Like I can see if you be doing hard labor and shit like that or go to the gym, but all I do is sit on my ass any type all day or walk around my fckn house yes I’m rewearing my socks. What the hell 😂😂😂

Beyoncé stuns with bob haircut in new photos.

Lmao I hate the performative cleanliness on social media. Nigas said it’s dirty to rewear socks Fck do your feet be sweating or something??? Is the floors in your house dirty? How tf your socks dirty after wearing them ONE time lmao. They not draws.

One thing about me, you will never hear me complain about having to be a parent.