RIP Selena......

Three fired FBI agents took a new approach on Tuesday and sued Kash Patel not just on their own accord, but also on behalf of a proposed class of all FBI employees who have already been dismissed — or could be in the future — for political reasons.

Thanks, MAGA! 🙄

Need you like the air I breathe

What happened at Oracle is crazy. They fired 30k people to cover their debts from investing in AI. AI is going to crash the whole fckn economy.

Should be making out rn

Proposing at a baby shower is so gutter butt

Absolutely. And the reason there wasn’t a struggle is because they tricked her into going with them.

What would be the motive?

Nah the real conspiracy theory is that they kidnapped her mom to threaten her cause she pushed for the Epstein story. Also the main people promoting/started the narrative that she possibly disappeared her mom are all rightwing conspiracy theorists. Yall see what I’m seeing?

wtf wrong wit my phoneeee

Give me yours cause I’m only gonna use it when I get bored

Wtf

Ain’t no way in hell is it healthy to read this many dumb ass opinions in one day. Ain’t no way.

Weirdly haven’t been bitten by a mosquito in 99 years.

I wanna open a brothel

Lmaoooooo

They said Kristi Noem was getting hit by sate olive in the back of the police cars when she was governor. I really want us all to know less about each other 😂😂

My niga. My nerveeeeeee.

I will always get crazy with a man because who do yall be feeling like?

I saw some big back shit in the Twitter you can do wit a mini waffle maker so my fat was bought all the ingredients knowing damn well I don’t have a mini waffle maker lmao. Gotta go cop.

If loving you is wrong, I wanna be right

Fck me right there on dat money

No one wants to pick up my Costco Instacart order cause I didn’t tip but it’s literally 4 things that cost me $70 😂😂😂

Everyday

Or a pdf

At this point if you’re a Republican I’m just going to assume you’re either racist, slow, or a closeted homo. No way around it.

It was 2 weeks 4 weeks ago

Many such cases

Oh shiiiiii

It’s still nice outside. Someone can come pick me up any moment. Don’t you all rush at once na

I wish there were more HBCUs north of the Mason Dixon line besides Howard

The whte folks leaving work: “Have a good night. See you guys. Enjoy the nice weather.“ Me:

Assa lama lakum

This why I don’t spin the block cause fool me once shame on you fool me twice!!!!!!

Some men that cross dress are not even gay. They just be so super freaked out they wanna feel what it’s like to be a woman.

😭😭😭😂😂😂

Titty men be OD about titties

The jokes are definitely there

Yaheame

It’s lasting cuz I’m not goin anywhere. 😂 Gas went over $4 and I stopped driving 😂

Milk in margarita glasses is hilarious go to hell

I’m a graphic designer now 🤔

One of the biggest indicators of a recession is if you go in a popular store and the clearance rack is full.

Saw someone on Europe saying Americans are dumb for not revolting against Trump and we should be in the streets. The thing that keeps Americans from uniting against government is there’s too many different races and ethnicities of people. And everyone thinks they’re superior.

There will never be a general strike in the US because all know white people will betray us at the earliest opportunity. One of the reasons Trump acts with such impunity is because he knows white people will protect him no matter what he does. He just has to keep fulfilling their racist fantasies.

Uber really charged me 10 funky ass dollars to go across the street. And no I couldn’t walk cause it’s crossing a damn highway.

Lmao link my foot to your ass