One thing about me, my options are open until they’re closed. I’m always weighing my options.

This why I be so confused about parents always saying (mine does if anyone else’s doesn’t) who’s going to take care of them when they’re old. Ummmmm a nurse? Why the hell am I supposed to take care of you when I have a life of my own 😂

Lmao the gay part is him calling and asking this months before their birthdays. If he just did it they wouldn’t have an issue. But he’s making this very intimate with the conversation 😂😂😂

Lmaoooooo

Watching the homie bite the birthday honey bun I bought’em

The world is nuanced. You can either accept that and move in situations accordingly or move in delusion lol it’s really no other options.

Gangstas need love too.

I wish y'all would stop feeding bs content + rage bait for clicks. You can pick the hardest gangsta you know, take him a birthday cake of any kind rn + that nigga gonna be happy asf. Do y'all know ppl irl or nah?

Y’all will never silence me 🙂‍↔️

The worst people in the world is people who expect more from others than they give. Someone needs to explain to yall that a fair exchange ain’t no robbery.

I hate when a niga reaches past my neck to pull my hair. Do I look fckn white to you?

Oop.

I just want to walk to the store to get a soda but it’s too fckn hot

I’m hungry af I’ll eat anything rn

Are people on LinkedIn insane? Lmao. Why would you message a stranger to ask them do they want to meet to give you career advice. Is this some kind of sex trafficking ploy?

WE FOUND ERIC ADAMS PARTY PLANNER

🤔🤔🤔 Sounds like this MF should be on some kind of list for people who sexually assault people.

Lmao

Lmao why my niga went to work and took too long to pay my phone bill I’m like niga I will block you in your own house 😂😂😂

Aye Dot can I get a drop I’m like niga naw

If my job hires one more woman I’m going to fckn scream.

Family vacations*

Vacation after graduation is a suburban right of passage. I went to Orlando and spent all my graduation money shopping and getting tattoos and piercings 😂😂😂😂

She wanna go to Medellin

Like it’s no way everyone is this dumb.

I swear everybody is fckn slow lmao. I’m a keep saying this cause I’m just flabbergasted.

"How my hair look Mike" - the decedent.

Me looking at a pack of chicken flavored noodles:

I’m with it. -Hand written love notes. -Promise rings. -Song dedications. Bring back real courtship 🙂‍↕️

Ty

I just had the longest week ever dawg

Buying this long term or directly is INSANITY.

Lmaoooooo

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

On that garbage ass food LMAOOOO

he’s gonna get booed so bad

I'm telling you we ain't gonna know when this man dies, they're gonna wheel him out there like Weekend At Bernie's

Naw fr im glad you know. Cause these nigas be acting slow lol. The scales of biology are against us, of course we big 😭😭😭😭😭

Had a good leadership day now time to smoke some weed and wrap my legs around somebody son head.

Me lmaoooo

LMAOOOOOO

Why tf my niga let me smoke wax the other night lmao he was blown.

Women get a pass for being fat. Babies, hormones, periods, PCOS. you literally have an excuse. As a man, why are your hips wide!?

Only woman in the world gotta worry about me wanting her man is Michelle Obama. Y’all do not be having Barack’s at home. Y’all man don’t be desirable to nobody but you

I hope don’t no woman ever think I want her man. You are safe boo

Mandani's executive order abolishing bedtimes for the NBA finals and the fact that there is no public school tomorrow is playing well in my house. Among my kids, the mayor's approval rating is 100%.

My boss said my networking skills are getting better and I just love to be seen. My girl gone give her props. And I’m actually surprised because I still hate talking to people but at least I’m getting better at doing it 😂

Yes you really thought they was poor irl for a min 😂