I honestly believed everyone understood that Conald outed himself at the Ford plant. But comments make me wonder, so here’s a cartoon to make it clear.

I feel like buying things but the things I want to buy aren’t here…

Would be funny of the Nobel folks withdrew that shit altogether. They should.

I ain’t hit a parlay in like 3 days… wtf

This has been the longest week ever…

And I’m not apologizing for it. If it’s funny, I’m laughing. Might even spit out my drink

His 6 month old stopped breathing! HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING! A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside! His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

I can’t believe today was only Wednesday. This has been the longest week in forever…

I wish more governors would just stop sending their states federal taxes…

This is a direct violation of the Tenth Amendment and State Sovereignty. Conditioning federal funds on states surrendering their constitutional authority is not “law and order.” It’s coercion—and the Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled it unconstitutional.

The main bank account holding revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales is located in Qatar. “There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren. www.semafor.com/article/01/1...

Me an Aquarius every 15 min

I really need to stop doing shit for the plot…

Shade level: 10.

If you make $200k USD you are a top 1% earner in the UK. Get that remote or semi remote position and move

For my birthday this year I’m a size Bombardier Global 8000 in case anyone is wondering…

Elon Musk said we are going to make Star Trek real A reminder In Star Trek A devastating nuclear war fueled by wealth inequality, political polarization and extremist factions begins in…. 2026

My daughter just told me some of the things she wants for her birthday and my lord…

Last night FIFA had to call an emergency meeting because last night 17,000 people who were planning to come to the U.S. to watch the World Cup announced they have decided to cancel their tickets and boycott the World Cup. The world is done with the Trump administration.

My birthday is in 10 days and I definitely have not spent enough time wildn…

Spending the whole year doing all the stuff I’d normally put off or just not do

The worker who called Trump a “pedophile protector” has been suspended. He says he has “definitely no regrets whatsoever,” adding: “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” wapo.st/4sG38CD

The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:

I miss the personal shopper days. Like yes here’s my card, bring all my stuff to my closet

Over 50 Dems have signed on to co-sponsor articles of impeachment against Noem. Use the link below to demand your members of Congress to get behind this!

I need new luggage

Bruh these scammers are wild with it

God was in his bag when he created black men and women!

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*

Not.

When he tells you who he is, believe him. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...

EU about to ban Twitter.

Packers fans talking bout fire lefleur and this is exactly why they don’t deserve nice things

The packers finding a way to lose this game will bring me a significant amount of joy

Ben Johnson is the coach of the year

A couple of yall are showing out with the fineness…

I feel like Mallorca needs to see me this summer…

They were selling fuck Lane Kiffin shirts at the fiesta bowl right front and center!

But what do I know? I’m busy booking this yacht party for the national championship game…

One thing I’d recommend is to open an account with Revolut. It’s free and you can change currencies in real time without as many fees. When they run this country to the ground the dollar won’t be able to buy shit…

My daughter decided London for the holidays is our new tradition so now I’ll be in Europe 4 times this year…

They need to make a passport but for Michelin starred restaurants…

They killed them babies and ain’t shit change. Peaceful protest ain’t gone do shit.

When people stay at your house do you quickly remember that they can’t come back or aita?

Over/under 30 flights this year?

It’s so much going on we need a new chapelle special every week