This might be an elite summer

"What did it sound like?" ????

a City High Whopper campaign could've really changed the game. they needed me in that marketing dept in 2001.

“I don’t care what they Pickles be doing at their house. Got that baby running around in nothing but a diaper. You live in the Carmichael household and will act accordingly.”

This a motion party, you cannot get in

I got some really good news today. In a much needed way.

Damn shame what she did to that toilet.

Sinners teaches us… don’t let everybody into your party They don’t deserve your celebration

If i get to the gates and aint nobody stacked up like bank quarters frying fish… send me back!!!

We wouldn't be cool if you were.

Me anytime “Back that Azz up” came on as a teen during th function:

NYC and Miami next week are just what the doctor ordered.

Calling a child fast will tell me more about you than the child. Always. Same mentality as church folks telling me to cover up my shoulders or to not have my knees uncovered in the sanctuary.

These folks don't never ask the Clinton's to come out here and say shit about this president. Just the black man, like he still owes this country anything. Id give yall the deepest, darkest, part of my ass to kiss.

Remember, nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. Y’all have a Beautiful Tuesday 🫶🏾

Saw a white with his weiner in a fish's mouth, over there. We're good over here.

The gag is if Mike was still here he wouldn’t even like that croaking crackhead.

Stock up.

He's gonna fake an assassination attempt too?

Being on a cruise ship is fun. Being stuck on a cruise ship while a virus is breaking out and not being able to leave is hell. I may never get on another one

A DISGUSTED Travis Kelce:

I pray that your needs are met expediently. That peace covers your mind and eases your worries. That joy meets you right where you are in a beautiful way. That protection from on high surrounds you and yours. That you are blessed. Amen. Be well this week beloveds. 🙏🏽🩶

Hantavirus??? In 2026?????? Boy what the fuck is going on?

So we all just up?

This one got spread EVERYWHERE

There seems to be a lot of throats in need of hands tonight…

Rudy when he realizes he’s in Hell:

If someone moved your car seat all the way back how long would it take to return it to it's original position. Ballpark figure

May 3, 2000… A legend was born

Vibe check

I literally do not need context

Remember.. Nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. Keep ya head up.

Good morning from the most sanctified nigga you follow.

Fuck Stephen A Smith.

Little life update. A week ago we lost my aunt. This woman sent my cousin to Yale, was a nurse for 40 years, and most importantly made sure to call my mom to tell her to leave HER baby (me) alone.

The ET zone has exactly 9 days to get its weather in order

What’s her cash app????

what do you call a half black and a half vietnamese person? Vinegar.

I- 😂😂😂😂

My “do it for the plot” is dangerously strong right now…

CELTICS BANISHED

Do something nice for yourself today, okay?

The kind of people and characteristics I find attractive the older I get is wild. 25 year old me would’ve never thought.

I am praying the CIA sees this.

New topic, who yall black sky celebrity crush?!