When information became easily accessible digitally/ via technology… folks stopped thinking for themselves Examples: Directions Recipes Remembering phone numbers Fixing things The brain is a muscle and the average human has stopped exercising it.

I’m actually not matching with anyone who has a fake name. “GettingMoney, 37” … stfu

The losers are having arguments about eating grapes under the table is witchcraft. It’s so insane how there’s so many Christian rituals that are “witchcraft” but if God isn’t formally acknowledged in a ritual, it’s witchcraft

I just had a dream that Chris chaulk was cheating on me and yeah. Wow. You think you know someone.

“Maybe your soulmate is white” And maybe your child should be able to sound out more than the McDonald’s menu.

There’s too many bad bitches with the same relationship issue right now… They want their one person to make it right but it’s not looking likely… So they are moving on but ain’t nothing they want wanting them.

Negro need to put some serum on those cuticles 😂

2025...not like this click.email.deadline.com?qs=2c269c953...

Y’all. I’m actually crying. I spent more time in church than anywhere growing up.

Just applied to like 10 jobs. Just had to get my feet wet again

Every 22 days, I remember what waffle stomping is. Pooping in the shower is diabolical. But mashing it down the drain with your foot is… wow

Just realized I had a breakfast burrito and now I’m eating a chicken burrito.

This girl being weird af makes me want to cancel my appointment. MINUTES after I requested an appointment, she posted that she will no longer be accepting or keeping her microloc clients. Im her only microloc client.

One thing about me, I’m gonna like a post. Very freehanded with the likes. 😂

Anyways I brought a foldable rower and under desk bike. HEAR ME OUT!!! I still use my gym membership for classes, heavy weights, rooftop, sauna and pool. Rower for light rt Under desk bike works when I’m gaming or reading. Way less noise, hidden, something fun and cute

I cannot stand or walk while working. My last job used to push it heavy. I can stand in meetings but if I need to write notes and use my computer, i need to sit. Idk.

I only regret my walking pad for two reasons. 1. It fits nowhere. If I leave it out on the floor, it just messes with the feng shui. Plus it’s a small space so I’m making strides to get around it. And once it’s up and away, it’s dead to me.

now this thread isn't an attempt to mock kwanzaa. kwanzaa events used to bang when i was a kid. the momentum and enthusiasm from back then is mostly fizzled for newer generations. it's the people. i am an atheist—all holidays are made up. it's what we put into them that creates the meaning

i know what the people here who celebrate kwanzaa look to. most of it is bullshit *IME* a lot of reading, a lot of hosted lecture holding and attending, a lot of facts mixed with misinformation that should have been debunked decades ago (and always some new!), african clothes and locs

kwanzaa in many ways makes no sense so over the years people will bend it to mean what they want it to mean. example: it's a harvest themed celebration but it's not at harvest time ex: it's intentionally the day after xmas so that people who do can celebrate both but people use it against xmas +

A tiny crunch of eggshell in my scrambled eggs… hey. No big deal. At least I know it’s freshly made. Multiple bites of eggshells, hmm… Curious if you thought I was a calcium deficient snake.

Holy shit

Why would you ban the page at a time like this? Ban it during daylight hours

Why would you lose and I had the outfit on

I did about three loc reties. Interlocked two locs by accident. I cannot get them apart. So I just went ahead and booked an appointment

Iran prez kinda threw a fuck around and find out type vibe. Like leave us alone, we just want to survive. And me too. I wish this country just minded their business. I want reparations and free healthcare and student loans forgiven. I want food that doesn’t slowly kill us.

I was about to panic but then I googled. Iran didn’t declare war. Iran president said “we are at war with US, isfake, and Europe” in broad terms because of all 3 places have committed war like offenses without officially declaring it a war. And he’s right.

I went to the gym every day for the first week of 2025 It was empty! Everybody I usually see said they wanted to avoid all the new people. You go to the gym between 5-7pm during the week. You NEVER cared about the gym being busy. BFFR.

Anyways I keep seeing these TikTok shop videos of at home gym equipment and their tagline is “avoid all the new year gym people” When stow away gym equipment’s target audience is very much giving new year resolution. Fitness brands who try to bullies are soooo annoying.

I promise you… the “new” people at the gym are the same people with an existing membership that are building a better/more consistent schedule, just like you are.

I hate wherever most of my 2014-2019 photos went. I need to charge my old iPhones one of these days and just collect them

I’m really scared of this old sassy chihuahua. I should have named her Deebo. Chihuahuas get so grumpy with age lmao. I said “get off my brother” Her face: try me. I’m about to take a nap and fart right here. And leave my uncle alone.

I really stay outta her way. If I pick up one of her toys, I better be ready to die about it. She don’t even play with them fr. Just nobody can touch them.

She real strict. Don’t walk on the grass in front of our place. Next door to our place. Matter fact, get off the street fr. Don’t even think about pissing. Hold it until you on your block fuck nigga.

If are walking your dog in Inglewood right now, my dog wanted me to relay this message from the sighting. “Fuck you, your set, ya momma. Don’t walk around this way if you not from around this way! On everything, you lucky I got this leash on. AND YOU SMELL LIKE BITCH! I smelled your shit”

THIS is LIVINGGGGG

👇🏽👇🏽

Which is crazy because I am loud and move a lot. But let it be my jacket falling off the hanger or a delivery happening… He’ll just breaks loose.

In about twenty minutes… or maybe tomorrow morning… my cat will discover I added motion sensor hallway lights. I will know because he’s the definition of scaredy cat and will jump 3 feet in the air.

AI photos on dating apps is crazy. Overly filtered photos is crazy. Idc if I’m picky because when shit hits the fan, you going to think back like “yeah he did FaceTune his dating profile pictures..”.

This is for Rachel..

I don’t defend people that don’t need defending.

I can be a grinch too but I know it’s self inflicted. I cannot expect to feel holiday vibes if I don’t participate. I caught myself saying “aww I wish I was in New York for Christmas” Bitch you have 200k points. Just go book it?!?

My aunt always says “it doesn’t feel like Christmas anymore” She doesn’t cook for the holidays. She doesn’t gift anyone. She doesn’t plan anything. She barely comes to plans. She only travels for work. Is fun just supposed to come kidnap you?

At first I was confused by clean body art then remembered the politician with a Nazi tattoo. Very weird times.

2025 will be remembered as the year of anti-AI discontent.

I’m not grown fr. Because someone on TikTok said “can we go on vacation without hunching a stranger” And the comments are a bunch of cruise goers and island hoppers talking about their vacay ting. Hold up!!! I thought we were playing mermaids in the pool?!?