I’m not even kidding. Please create a brand statement that doesn’t involve community. You are making a podcast behind a paywall, not community. You are selling hair care at Sephora, not community. I strongly believe cannot be a customer and community.

If I had to be completely honest… The Dailee Corporate planner is a miss. It’s just a daily planner that says “work to do”. Barely any space for work notes, meeting notes, project check ins.. like… girl. I am so sorry Sophia. We gotta get back in the lab

I can’t fully say Lil Duval rebranded because I stopped keeping up with him years ago. But apparently he’s known as a peaceful positive guy!?!? I feel like he went through a strong misogynistic phase aimed at black women and just repented and took his talents to IG

The onlyyyyy exception is I want to treat my bf to din tai fung since he’s been taking care of me and taking me to don toliver concert. His favorite food is dumplings and he’s never been to din tai fung. Crazy

I actually WANT to doomscroll and rub my feet together until I fall asleep and honestly even when I wake up again.

REPUBLICANS: we're gonna bomb a school full of children in Iran DEMOCRATS: ok but get 👏 congressional 👏 approval 👏 first 👏

Has anyone ever cracked their tooth on a kettle chip before? I think I’m about to join the list?

I worked for a company that serves Korean food everyday… Which is not a problem at all. Free food. Japchae up the ass. But to appeal to everyone, they usually have an American dish… Y’all why they serve cold chicken nuggets. (The Korean food is rolled omelette, kimchi, rice)

A shame. Streaming is one thing. PURCHASE?!?!

Someone had diarrhea and didn’t flush. Your asshole got too much going on I fear.

IT made me get a strong password. You think I’m pussy?!?

You would have thunk by now… they would have made healthy tobacco to smoke. Like it has no effects on your lungs and shit. Just addictive and fun.

Who is pretty Ricky doing a Verzuz against? I’m surprised how many people are aware of this because I thought Verzuz fell off

Those decks made by Claude? Ugly.

I can understand the physical book crowd. Like okay it’s classic. But reading on your phone?!? The only sound argument is “well I don’t have money”. Which I say true that. But people who buy iPads just to read… I know who you are.

I really want to understand the “don’t buy an eReader, just read on your phone” people. Saving money? Sure. Saving your eyes, not at all.

Y’all. Lmao. Why do I always get the jobs with crazy office lore.

Wow. I really have to wake up early and like drive to work.

music.apple.com/us/album/hat... Clinically insane I fear

I’ve been wanting to comb my locs out for a cool minute but my bf is like noooooo have patience. But another loc with a weak spot just broke off. It gets to a point.

$1500 for 13 studio albums and that crate? GTFOH.

So I think…I THINK I’m good off gel. When I have gel, my eczema is worse. I have eczema year round but it’s reallyyy crusty and rashy when I have gel because I used Amazon gel kits that never fully cured.

Hair not done. Nails not done. Clothes not washed. Like omg.

Good news: I’m employed again Strange news: I agreed to start immediately and I feel so unprepared.

I just lost a third baby loc. I’m so close to combing them out but imma meet with this locitian first to understand whyyyy me

My bf is coming over tonight which is a fine rare treat. But also means something is up. I just can’t prove it.

I think remake/reboots would be better received if they weren’t the crux of our cinema/media. We deserve original stories.

I should have known better. But I brought a kindle a few weeks before the prime day sales because I have no idea when prime day sales are anymore since I don’t work in that corporate field right now.

And imma help

I don’t think we needed a live action Moana

Work might be slow today for a lot of losers. Claude is down.

I told my bf I was pregnant (as a joke because I have an IUD). This man was stressed for half a day then eventually was like okay how are we going to afford a house? Nigga what are you talking about? He’s like for the baby. 😒😒😒😒

Also guess who is unemployed again? Temp jobs do be serious about the temp.

I wasn’t gonna throw my links up for Juneteenth but fuck it. I’m staring down July rent ($2185) with only a week’s work from June coming my way. If y’all got anything extra, even a couple bucks after helping out other folks, we’d appreciate it. PayPal.me/paulbuford03 Cash.me/psbuford3

I hate all of the extra steps I have to go through to get my iPhone to turn on flash. Because no I don’t want night mode. wtf is up with flash auto? You don’t see how fkn dark it is?!?

Sometimes a wave of depression will just crash into you. And you will cry until you’re dehydrated.

Me. I wear my glasses to sleep.

The lack of selfies is nothing more than “my hair isn’t done in the way I like”

I just found out what southpaw means. I been left handed my whole life. Lol.

this is not what happened

it's been out a few hours, i thought to myself—i bet he's shared something racist since then

Fast food lines with two drive up options are an illusion because there’s only one person on drive through.

My bf says I’m in a loop. I just watch Scooby doo, Bobs burgers, and psych back to back. Okay but the loop is good.

I’m reading a slow burn so slow and boy oh boy… I feel a heat that has not been ignited. They haven’t even touched or held glances for a second too long. Like what a treat. A reallll slow burn.

People are making we need to support ALL AFRICANS post and I realize people aren’t smart.

My coworker is surprised that I keep my car indoors all day every day. We have lost the plot. He has lost THREE cats to coyotes and/or accidents but I’m the asshole for housing my baby? Please

I want to mute autism and all related words. I swear people do too much about their adult diagnosis.