I'm not a govt worker, but to me it'd be even more of an insult that I had to miss 3 paychecks and yall got even less now than you were holding out for in the beginning. Bc if that was the case, you could've just signed them papers weeks ago.

A 40 day shutdown for nothing.

Not only is it not 11pm.. it's not even 10pm.

My uncle threw away all my childhood stuff that I stored at his house. He also got rid of or sold my grandma's belongings without telling anyone. He's upset that I'm mad about "old stuff". You didn't have a great relationship with your mom and now we all suffer.

Y’all really don't like all's fair or do you not like Kim k? Because she's actually playing tf outta her role. It's so AHS coded. It's campy and in 20 years, gay men and teenagers will put this show on a pedestal.

I don't wanna seem like I'm kink shaming. Sure he is a SW but he does it for the love of the game. I just watched a significant amount of his content and he cums on his food then eats it. How do you even find out that you like that?

Y’all know the rule. If I seen it, y’all do too. This man has a TikTok dedicated to his sex toys.

We really did just accept that birds can speak. Most can mimic sounds but these people be having full convos with their parrots. Especially that grey one.

🤣🤣🤣 I love watching parrots and ravens talk. But even more, I like reading the comments when people remember some birds mimic sounds and can talk.

this means something to me, man.

If Ziwe has no haters im dead.

What is Ketanji doing

Abolish the Supreme Court. Deadass.

The lengths Trump will go to keep Americans hungry knows no bounds. apnews.com/article/snap...

Burnt plastic smell. I think you immediately think "somethings wrong" the first time. Then once you know, you never forget. Also inhaling second hand crack smoke hasssd to be bad

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Crack smoke smell like "Yeah lemme get the fuck from round here" every time

Aw worm food 🥹

It's a thin liiiiiiiine

My cat finishes a meal and heads straight to the litter box now. You gots to love it. I took him off Hills rx and onto purina non rx food for urinary. Like complete 180.

Oh she took that nigga to POUNDTOWN USA after that win skskskskskskskskskkss

I have a strong belief that the game will never live up to the hype just because of this long wait. Like there won't be ground breaking graphics, all star voice cast, unique storyline, or anything that will have people like "oh that's why it took ten years "

Disgusting

Yall, we never had intercourse. I told yall his dick didnt work! Lmao. Like you know when the hardest a man can get is actually still soft? That was him. He busted from me jerking him off for 30 seconds tryna get him HARDER 😭😭😭

I had a dick appointment last week for the first time in over a year. Thought I was finally getting my back broke. Nope. This man dick didnt work, he thought me wanting him to take control meant ignoring me when I said to stop doing something, and his [premature] nut was miniscule & smelled of fish.

Marcella Giulia Pace, Italian astrophotographer who took ten years to capture 48 colours of the moon #WomensArt (via Amazing Physics) #FullMoon

So I can't use the plug in heater and the air fryer at the same time

If you think about it, Hamilton was one of the most regressive moments in the intersection of politics and art. A single play sought to transmute the shame Liberals had for this country’s history into a nationalism falsely informed by new racial mythologies. In this essay, I will—

Mind you, he's STILL THE MAYOR. 😭😭😭😭😭

"ALL I HEAR IS CRITICIZE, CRITICIZE, CRITICIZE!"

Not one link shared with resources to help but can text us to buy a poor quality hoodie for $150

And Beyonce, unlike her peers, could drop the tour footage, album visuals, or her singing in the bathroom FOR FREE on a streaming service and we would all enjoy it. The makeup lady has to push makeup and pajama sets. No shade! Whatsoever!

Why do people have anti-billionaire sentiments UNTIL it comes to Beyoncé & Jay-Z? I really wanna know.

Every year we go through this "celebrating" Thanksgiving bullshit. And yall know gotdamn well what we celebrate, please shut the fuck up.

Because Mackenzie scott still has stakes in Amazon and everything, she literally is still making more money than she can spend. Even after their divorce. She’s doing the absolute right thing

Beyonce, despite her philanthropic efforts, is a raging capitalist. She may not be involved in the day to day operations of her commerce business but things could change immediately if she snapped her finger. Not saying she can't sell products, but she does not have to sell $150 hoodies

Do not give grace to billionaires and companies. The only downside of boycotting Christmas is people will lose their jobs and livelihood while leadership and owners stay rich. But start speaking your mind directly to brands, even the ones who ignore it, see it. They discuss it in meetings.

I'm in that lady's hive and this was an odd thing to say during this climate. I added a couple things to my cart and said "actually lemme wait for act iii, she doesn't need anymore of my money" But to slam black people for holiday dinners because you felt called out..

Non black people using YN irk me. Like... you're skirting around the actual word but your intentions are clear.

More great news: Democratic councilwoman Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit. 💙👏

Pov: U pulled to to Dick Cheneys grave.

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread

Sure would be nice if bigots stopped using Jews as a means for spreading the bullshit fearmongering idea that having a Muslim mayor puts Jews at risk. Both historically and contemporarily, U.S Jews are more at risk of violence from far-right Christian nationalists than Muslim progressives.

ZING.

I hope Gabriel stays as a neighbor for a little bit. Him and his creepy twin lmao #bobsburger