there used to be guys that were kinda in your friend group but kinda not and when they would say weird shit you could just tell them to shut the fuck up and that was the end of it. then they all got online together and now the white house is filled with racist podcasters

Wise King Solomon strikes again

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

"This is incredible news, Bobbo!"

Thanks, No Shit Magazine

This is the vast imbalance in our media ecosystem: Democrats are held accountable for what they *might* do based on the words of their fringe voters and policies they are considering but never happen. Republicans aren’t even accountable for what they *are* doing.

Getting struck because you keep asking “look, I know the death penalty isn’t a thing in civil cases, but I just want to know is there a way to make it available in *this* case?”

People think the grip of the LDS Church on America is loosening, and yet everywhere I turn now I see dirty sodas wherever I look

Yikes, unfollowing now! I was only familiar with her for hopping through the forest, had no idea about bopping the field mice on the head

when you ask your cousin Roman to go bowling

Nine times out of ten, "they didn't teach us this in school" is shorthand for "I didn't do the assigned reading".

wife: I need you to not get obsessed with this sprinkler project like you do with things me: rot why would I get obsessed do you think watering the plants is a passion for me lol *3 days later* wife: what are you doing me: researching the history of irrigation WHAT I CAN'T HAVE HOBBIES NOW HUH

If Minihausen doesn't pop you, you watch wrestling the wrong way #WWEBacklash

FAMOUS DAVIS

pro wrestling is the most american form of theater ever created and people who run it down are simply elitists who don’t want to admit it

They were told "haha you're not getting the title match, Italy is getting the title match." I wouldn't overthink it.

As the rest of the list suggests, Kyrie Irving's entire world view is predicated on the idea that it's a conspiracy if speculative fiction plays on real ideas. Makes perfect sense that he would be afraid of Lisa Simpson, who represents his greatest enemy (child who reads)

he’s responsible for what may be The Perfect Joke:

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

The Iranians right now:

the more I think about it, the more I feel like “Odysseus is from Boston” is true in a sort of ecstatic truth way

This shirt just reminded me of one of my favorite memes from Bluesky.

No opinion but this is an excuse to repost one of my all time favorite tweets

They said she was too little to pay homage to Audrey Hepburn

bocce, motherfucker, do you speak it?!

Who could have possibly predicted a family business getting bought out by a corporation that believes in nothing but bottom line efficiency and has a long history of poor talent relations would end up like this

cleaning up my computer and I need to make a permanent record of XAVIER FOX NEOGAF 9/11/01 MEMORIAL "WE WILL NOT FORGET" GAMING AGE so I can find it the next time I need it, I am the keeper of the flame on this one

WRAITH SQUADRON I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

I always thought the Tatooine bar was do cool. I imagine that when I would grow up that I'd go to a cool bar like that. The Cove in Hyde Park is the closest I ever got

Star Wars isn't about the Jedi or the Skywalkers or hope or mythology or any of that. Star Wars is about seeing a weird little space guy in the background of a scene when you're a kid and then obsessing over that weird little space guy for the rest of your life.

Told him that I’m not available to bat lead off for the Sox

Happy Gotcha Day, buddy. Glad we did. #TheWinterPupper

unfortunately he must be euthanized

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

no actually definitely stay out of touch with reality

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Nope, I do not wonder at all.

all video games should have an easy mode likewise, all video games should have a hard mode

Absolutely insane

Go Cs

☝🏻 youtu.be/w8itH10OFc8?...

(ANTON CHEKHOV AWAKENS WITH A START)

They said she was too little to be the favorite singer of Carson Hocevar

I sports hate the dude so much, but seriously he's not an idiot or a jerk. He is just gonna push it 110% of the time.

"People want to watch this person wrestle" is not a criteria for greatest professional wrestler, I have truly seen and heard it all.

Please someone put Ross in the wall

dummy hamlin